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Resident evil taught me there's actual viruses that make you do things you don't want to do, such as toxoplasmosis
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:13 |
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love is fickle.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:16 |
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If I go to the gym to level up my strength and hit the club every third day to level up my CHA I can get the cheerleader to date me.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:18 |
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your parents will die
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:19 |
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To defeat X shoot at it until it dies
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:20 |
i am in fact a hero of legend and everyone else is just useless npcs in my life, meant only to serve and be interacted with by me
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:20 |
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DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:21 |
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If I die I just have to run back to my corpse in the spirit realm to resurrect myself. (PS I am Jesus irl)
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:21 |
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I learned that video games suck OP (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:22 |
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break pots for money
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:22 |
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Windows 98 posted:If I die I just have to run back to my corpse in the spirit realm to resurrect myself. Have you actually tried this? feels like this might not be real, wanna give it a go and let us know?
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:22 |
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its dangerous to go alone and then someone gives you something
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:24 |
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You can just go on a rampage and slaughter every shithead that has ever wronged you without repercussions. Oh and if you grab at the chest of a gym instructor a couple times she will eventually show her tits
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:26 |
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I will never, ever be as skilled or as good as I want to be at anything past mediocre (all videogames ever)
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:27 |
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I learned a lot about Japanese culture from playing Katamari Damacy. I'm completely serious.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:28 |
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Videogames are for retards and autists. Fact. I play daily.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:28 |
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generative grammer posted:Oh and if you grab at the chest of a gym instructor a couple times she will eventually show her tits whoa what game is this, I must play
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:30 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:whoa its an easter egg in [sopieler9 Leisure Suit Larry 6 [/broiler]
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:31 |
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generative grammer posted:its an easter egg in [sopieler9 Leisure Suit Larry 6 [/broiler] True fact: I subscribe to Al Lowe's Cyberjoke 3000 e-mail mailing list lol http://www.allowe.com/humor/cj-main/cyberjoke-signup.html
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:33 |
The rum and coke or 'cuba libre' was invented to celebrate the Independence of Cuba.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:33 |
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Stay in shadows and in cover. (ugly man)
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:34 |
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I learned what the word vermiculated means from skyrim
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:51 |
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everyone you play online will be terrible and probably a teenager 99% of the time
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:56 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:everyone you play online will be terrible and probably a teenager 99% of the time good because that matches my maturity level
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 19:59 |
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You drive on the right side of the road. -Cruisin' USA
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:04 |
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simple posted:I learned that video games suck OP This poster is in violation of Rule 1
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:05 |
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nothing makes sense and you can gently caress yourself over easily without knowing it at any time (King's Quest 5)
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:11 |
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Don Tacorleone posted:True fact: I subscribe to Al Lowe's Cyberjoke 3000 e-mail mailing list can you paste the latest laugh posted on the list
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:12 |
feign death is an applicable real-life skill
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:14 |
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generative grammer posted:can you paste the latest laugh posted on the list ah he's got an archive most recent: A woman called the local paper to place her husband's obituary notice after she caught him cheating on her with his secretary. The editor asked, "And how long has your husband been dead?" She answered, "He starts tomorrow!"
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:15 |
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there is a website called "didyouknowgaming" that is full of dumb stuff like "kojima insisted on snake having the perfect rear end" and "mario is dyslexic"
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:18 |
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history is kinda subjective
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:19 |
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his right hand doesn't actually come off also be nice to dogs theyre your bros
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:20 |
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Obsessively hoard everything, you don't know when it might come in handy!
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:24 |
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The informant for the Watergate scandel was named Deep Throat.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:25 |
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i learned what pauldrons were
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:25 |
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Anyone who doesn't miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it back has no brain.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:26 |
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simple posted:I learned that video games suck OP
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:26 |
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simple posted:I learned that video games suck OP Video games are good, sir.
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:27 |
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if you play video games your fun meter will go up probably your comfort meter as well if you have a good chair
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# ? Oct 31, 2014 20:33 |