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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Resident evil taught me there's actual viruses that make you do things you don't want to do, such as toxoplasmosis

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

love is fickle.

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004
If I go to the gym to level up my strength and hit the club every third day to level up my CHA I can get the cheerleader to date me.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

your parents will die

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
To defeat X shoot at it until it dies

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

i am in fact a hero of legend and everyone else is just useless npcs in my life, meant only to serve and be interacted with by me

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
If I die I just have to run back to my corpse in the spirit realm to resurrect myself.


(PS I am Jesus irl)

simple
Apr 11, 2007
I learned that video games suck OP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Three Cookies
Apr 9, 2010

break pots for money

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Windows 98 posted:

If I die I just have to run back to my corpse in the spirit realm to resurrect myself.


(PS I am Jesus irl)

Have you actually tried this? feels like this might not be real, wanna give it a go and let us know?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

its dangerous to go alone and then someone gives you something

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
You can just go on a rampage and slaughter every shithead that has ever wronged you without repercussions.

Oh and if you grab at the chest of a gym instructor a couple times she will eventually show her tits

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I will never, ever be as skilled or as good as I want to be at anything past mediocre (all videogames ever)

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

I learned a lot about Japanese culture from playing Katamari Damacy.
I'm completely serious.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Videogames are for retards and autists. Fact.

I play daily.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

generative grammer posted:

Oh and if you grab at the chest of a gym instructor a couple times she will eventually show her tits

whoa

what game is this, I must play

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

whoa

what game is this, I must play

its an easter egg in [sopieler9 Leisure Suit Larry 6 [/broiler]

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

generative grammer posted:

its an easter egg in [sopieler9 Leisure Suit Larry 6 [/broiler]

True fact: I subscribe to Al Lowe's Cyberjoke 3000 e-mail mailing list

lol

http://www.allowe.com/humor/cj-main/cyberjoke-signup.html

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
The rum and coke or 'cuba libre' was invented to celebrate the Independence of Cuba.

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!
Stay in shadows and in cover.
(ugly man)

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH
I learned what the word vermiculated means from skyrim

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
everyone you play online will be terrible and probably a teenager 99% of the time

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

everyone you play online will be terrible and probably a teenager 99% of the time

good because that matches my maturity level

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
You drive on the right side of the road.
-Cruisin' USA

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

simple posted:

I learned that video games suck OP

This poster is in violation of Rule 1

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nothing makes sense and you can gently caress yourself over easily without knowing it at any time (King's Quest 5)

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

True fact: I subscribe to Al Lowe's Cyberjoke 3000 e-mail mailing list

lol

http://www.allowe.com/humor/cj-main/cyberjoke-signup.html

can you paste the latest laugh posted on the list

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
feign death is an applicable real-life skill

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

generative grammer posted:

can you paste the latest laugh posted on the list

ah he's got an archive

most recent:

A woman called the local paper to place her husband's obituary notice after she caught him cheating on her with his secretary. The editor asked, "And how long has your husband been dead?" She answered, "He starts tomorrow!"

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

there is a website called "didyouknowgaming" that is full of dumb stuff like "kojima insisted on snake having the perfect rear end" and "mario is dyslexic"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

history is kinda subjective

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
his right hand doesn't actually come off

also be nice to dogs theyre your bros

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Obsessively hoard everything, you don't know when it might come in handy!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
The informant for the Watergate scandel was named Deep Throat.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i learned what pauldrons were

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Anyone who doesn't miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Anyone who wants it back has no brain.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

simple posted:

I learned that video games suck OP

:eyepop:

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


simple posted:

I learned that video games suck OP

Video games are good, sir.

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
if you play video games your fun meter will go up

probably your comfort meter as well if you have a good chair

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