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Pretty much everything about the Colonization of the New World. Except slavery.
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Laurels in your soup will enhance its aroma.
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Nov 1, 2014 18:06
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Reloading a firearm while a round is still in the chamber is quicker, and can save your life.
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Nov 1, 2014 19:45
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Solomonic posted:Laurels in your soup will enhance its aroma. This guy gets it.
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Nov 1, 2014 22:02
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Time stops for farmers once it gets dark out. That's why they should do all of their social activity and chores around the neighborhood during the day time. Then they can work on the farm all night. If they get exhausted, they just go to the hot springs for a bit and then get back to work.
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Nov 2, 2014 01:30
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The first third of Spacechem I played probably counts as two undergrad CS classes
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Nov 2, 2014 04:51
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"Her rear end is delicious..." ~Digital Devil Saga
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Nov 2, 2014 04:57
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Pizza gives me extra energy. I can do it.
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Nov 2, 2014 05:07
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Mario taught me it is ok to drunk drive
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Nov 2, 2014 05:14
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Your top speed is increased by holding a knife, slicing the air in front of you.
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Nov 2, 2014 05:16
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gender illusionist posted:I learned that war never changes Conversely: I learned that war has changed. MGS4
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Nov 2, 2014 05:34
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I learned that the start of any adventure is punching a bunch of trees.
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Nov 2, 2014 06:37
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Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
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Nov 2, 2014 06:39
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I learned that to enjoy life you have to ignore the people that annoy you, let the crazy world pass you by, appreciate your beautiful surroundings, ingest as many different consumables as possible and never try to set unrealistic goals from the Final Fantasys.
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Nov 2, 2014 13:12
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The Iran Contra scandal involved Reagan selling guns to aliens or some poo poo
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Nov 2, 2014 13:14
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I learned that other children existed mostly to serve as a "buffer" to allow me chances to collect enough power-ups to defeat serial killers at camp. Eventually I would panic when too many other kids had died already, or if Jason was getting too powerful a weapon. Fortunately I had my career as an egg-smashing space knight riding on a flying ostrich I could fall back on. Whew!
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Nov 2, 2014 14:10
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Everquest taught me basic semiprecious gem colours like lapis lazuli, malachite, peridot, onyx, etc.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:21
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I learned that although at first it might seem important to get the "brass rings" at work, what really matters in life is not the accrual of wealth. What is most important are emeralds. To get the emeralds in life I gotta go fast.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:38
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Roflan posted:I learned that to enjoy life you have to ignore the people that annoy you, let the crazy world pass you by, appreciate your beautiful surroundings, ingest as many different consumables as possible and never try to set unrealistic goals from the Final Fantasys. This is a good lesson.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:43
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Action Yak Police posted:Obsessively hoard everything, you don't know when it might come in handy!
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Nov 2, 2014 15:28
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If you are spotted by a guard just turn invisible for a second and you'll be fine.
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Nov 2, 2014 16:07
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You can commit a lot of low-level crimes at minimal risk if you are near an alley with a police bribe in it. Also, I learned to shoot everyone and everything. But always hoard your grenades for fighting boss battles and armored vehicles.
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Nov 2, 2014 16:11
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Interspecies sex is a-ok so long as you're loving a blue lesbian.
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Nov 2, 2014 16:14
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Death can actually be defeated by a shitload of wooden boomerangs and a long-rear end whip
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Nov 2, 2014 16:37
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The GEP Gun is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.
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Nov 2, 2014 17:18
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Did no one here learn that Winners Don't Use Drugs? Because I did.
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Nov 2, 2014 17:32
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Everquest taught me basic semiprecious gem colours like lapis lazuli, malachite, peridot, onyx, etc. Be careful who you let drag your corpse
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Nov 2, 2014 17:33
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being on fire is really bad but the fire will go out after 3 or 4 seconds
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Nov 2, 2014 17:34
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Civ 2 taught me everything I know about geography and human hustory
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Nov 2, 2014 17:35
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I can buy what I want as long as I have enough rupees.
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Nov 2, 2014 17:37
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william of orange liked to wear womens' shoes
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Nov 2, 2014 17:51
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I learned that a horse can climb up a nearly impossible hill if you jump enough. Drinking tonics makes you healthy again. Also, the princess is always in another castle 
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Nov 2, 2014 17:57
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Mega Man Legends 2 forced you to memorize all kinds of trivia to pass some test to get a license or something, it was actually a cool idea, (although answering "What group sang Hungry Like The Wolf?" seemed really loving weird in a Megaman universe) http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps/197897-mega-man-legends-2/faqs/9385
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Nov 2, 2014 18:03
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There's always a lighthouse.
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Nov 2, 2014 18:17
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Some keys disappear after you use them once. Some keys open all the doors that match them and don't disappear. Some keys don't seem to go to anything, which means you have to double back and try using it on all the locks over and over.
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Nov 2, 2014 18:23
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Some keys disappear after you use them once. Some keys open all the doors that match them and don't disappear. Some keys don't seem to go to anything, which means you have to double back and try using it on all the locks over and over. On that same note, keys are either completely weightless or so massive you can only carry one at a time.
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Nov 2, 2014 18:51
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Not Nipsy Russell posted:Did no one here learn that Winners Don't Use Drugs? i instead learned that drugs make me stronger, faster, smarter and have no drawbacks that can't be instantly cured by a doctor.
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Nov 2, 2014 19:07
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A shitton of nuclear weapons stuff from the codec calls in MGS. START treaty, history of the arms race, things like that.
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Nov 2, 2014 19:25
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I learned that I was a homosexual after getting my first boner from Big Boss' rear end in MGS3
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Squishing pedestrians to the tune of 80s rock is a form of meditation.
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