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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I tried flirting with someone earlier but I didn't win. I'll never flirt again.

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Gerty posted:

i have had sex

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I did. It was this girl I see around all the time and she died her tips purple so shes cool :)

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Just tried it on my wife. No dice. I guess it only works once per person.

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
I just got all the way to "joke about sex and then awkwardly avoid eye contact for the rest of the night before parting ways silently"

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
I am working at a haunted house so tonight I wore a shirt with a grave on it that says "chicks dig my body" and quite a few ladies complimented it and an older woman sort of got flirty about it. I am, of course, a huge fat goon so this was unexpected. Was pretty cool though, being objectified is ok with me.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

psyopmonkey posted:

I tried flirting with my cat.

He meowed at me.

Now hes sleeping next to me and purring.

mods? furry? mods? yiffing furry?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Tried this, am now jobless, homeless, and single.

Thanks O(P)bama!

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
sweet, my girlfriend broke my eye socket AND i got kicked in the nuts.

Duane Walker
Sep 10, 2010
OP i think my game is broken, i kissed a girl and didn't get an achievement.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

My mom didn't enjoy this

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
i lost

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