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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
i used to feel pretty bad for people who get sucked into multi-level marketing, but let's be honest if you fall for that poo poo, you dumb as gently caress.

the classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ler-4LwiaWk

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more like FAILdows get it
Nov 19, 2007

punch a friend in the butt
white people

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im mormon

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm just a regular man in my early thirties wearing shorts can I also own a luxury import automobile?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i'm tim cook

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Guy drives a Bentley, wears American Eagle clothes. Makes sense.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Wait that was real? I was waiting for it to reveal itself as a comedy bit or Birdemic 3

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

mookface posted:

I'm just a regular man in my early thirties wearing shorts can I also own a luxury import automobile?



asked and answered

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
It IS a plug-in hybrid.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

pathetic little tramp posted:

i used to feel pretty bad for people who get sucked into multi-level marketing, but let's be honest if you fall for that poo poo, you dumb as gently caress.

the classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ler-4LwiaWk

This whole thing is like a trailer for "The Suburbs: The Movie"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
don't worry their magic underwear protects them from serious harm

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

don't worry their magic underwear protects them from serious harm

that mormon missionary i kneed in the balls says otherwise

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TOOT BOOT posted:

that mormon missionary i kneed in the balls says otherwise

his faith was not strong

Dangit Ronpaul
May 12, 2009

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

This whole thing is like a trailer for "The Suburbs: The Movie"

the first minute or so is like the setup to a really lovely gay porn

Dangit Ronpaul
May 12, 2009
also lol at "we actually have an office"

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Dangit Ronpaul posted:

the first minute or so is like the setup to a really lovely gay porn

Youtube kind of thinks so too, last time I watched the vid linked in the OP I got this PSA from the CDC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8u8jCE4UpQ

not even kidding, wish I had screenshotted it

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Pomale posted:

white people

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Dangit Ronpaul posted:

the first minute or so is like the setup to a really lovely gay porn

There's a shocking amount of Mormon themed gay porn

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

A. Beaverhausen posted:

There's a shocking amount of Mormon themed gay porn

Is it mostly dudes dressed up as missionaries?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
The Mormons sound like they just want to be left alone.

Let them breed themselves into a hole like the West Virginians did.

Magic underwear, goku, cuck, faaaaaaart, golden plates, im gay.

The end.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey posted:

The Mormons sound like they just want to be left alone.

except the whole missionary thing. otherwise yeah they can do whatever the gently caress they like out in utah just keep park city good for snowboarding and they can do what they will with the rest of that god forsaken state

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

The Sphinxster posted:

Is it mostly dudes dressed up as missionaries?

What I've seen plays up the whole elder with a missionary, so sort of? They don't stay dressed long.

E: They include the weird underwear though, so it's p faithful.

A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Nov 2, 2014

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

except the whole missionary thing. otherwise yeah they can do whatever the gently caress they like out in utah just keep park city good for snowboarding and they can do what they will with the rest of that god forsaken state

This 10k

I forgot about the suit and tie wearing, bike riding, creepy, blonde, tall, missionaries. They just stare at me.

@_@ <-- Mormon stare ITT

Stay safe moroni, angel and prophet, ghost

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I swear 'moroni' has to be a joke that dude came up with for shits and giggles

like 'only a bunch of morons are going to believe this bullshit about golden plates so the angel's name will be moroni LOL I kill myself'

then for the :master: they are called 'Mormons'

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Mormon

take away the "M" and you have the truth

Ormons, aliens from another planet

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Bleep blorp

We are borgi

Who worship moroni

Bleep bleep

Mormons in space

Bloop blorp

OK, im going to bed now.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

psyopmonkey posted:

Bleep blorp

We are borgi

Who worship moroni

Bleep bleep

Mormons in space

Bloop blorp

OK, im going to bed now.

Come to bed baby

let me put my penis inside u

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

at this point nobody even understands a tebow av

i mean i do but drat

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Moridin920 posted:

except the whole missionary thing. otherwise yeah they can do whatever the gently caress they like out in utah just keep park city good for snowboarding and they can do what they will with the rest of that god forsaken state

Perhaps we can set up an enclave of non-mormons within the Mormon zone. Then they can have their missions right there, and the border can be closed.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


The Sphinxster posted:

Is it mostly dudes dressed up as missionaries?

Yeah, it is basically the gay equivalent of a nun fetish. Monks do not give out the same young and barely legal holy vibe so they went with Mormons.

naem
May 29, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

I swear 'moroni' has to be a joke that dude came up with for shits and giggles

like 'only a bunch of morons are going to believe this bullshit about golden plates so the angel's name will be moroni LOL I kill myself'

then for the :master: they are called 'Mormons'

It sounds like something a conman makes up to sound old timey and bible-y

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

bentleys are gauche as gently caress

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Bleep blorp

We are borgi

Who worship moroni

Bleep bleep

Mormons in space

Bloop blorp

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

fyodor posted:

bentleys are gauche as gently caress

lol those wheels. there is absolutely no class or refinement anywhere in that car lot

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:

lol those wheels. there is absolutely no class or refinement anywhere in that car lot

Lo pros on luxury cars is the dumbest thing ever.

Durrr lets make my comfortable car less comfortable.

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