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Abraham lincoln for me.
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Marie Curie
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rasputin
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freddy mercury
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i like videogames
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Gonna second honest Abe
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President George Sears
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rasputin
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Oct 31, 2014 23:06
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stalin probaly op
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shiksa posted:freddy mercury
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probably jesus, OP i'd make sure it gets into the gospels
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ayn rand, even though i metaphorically do it every day
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LBJ. Biggest dick of any prez ever, and even his initials got "BJ" in 'em.
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Oct 31, 2014 23:17
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Mohammed, what you think about your moon god now!!
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Fatty Arbuckle
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Snatch Duster posted:Mohammed, what you think about your moon god now!! This is the only answer. Close thread.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:LBJ. quote:He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation. At the same time, he would oblige aides to take dictation standing in the door of his office bathroom while he went about emptying his bowels, as if in some alpha-male ritual assertion of his primacy. Even on the floors of the House and Senate, he would extravagantly rummage away at his groin, sometimes reaching his hand through a pocket and leaning with half-lifted leg for more thorough access.
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robert e lee
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In The Bushes posted:This is the only answer. Close thread. i will never close this thread.
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Oct 31, 2014 23:45
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Bill Clinton. It'd be like gettin' some Lewinsky poontang.
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Oct 31, 2014 23:48
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Theophrastus Bombastus Paracelsus von Hohenheim but only if he shouted his name the whole time
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Oct 31, 2014 23:51
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Probably Gandhi. Then we can take turns giving each other enemas
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Oct 31, 2014 23:56
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All of them.
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I'm gay.
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Oct 31, 2014 23:57
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micheal jackson!
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Oct 31, 2014 23:59
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Nero, just to say that I did.
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Lucife5r's
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Iron Prince posted:ayn rand, even though i metaphorically do it every day edit: wow I missed this. Kukash fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Nov 1, 2014 00:04
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actually, I change mine to Sephiroth
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Goku easily.
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Frederick Douglass, dude earned it
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Huh, LBJ liked showing his dick to dudes in bathrooms? Never knew he was a Republican.
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genghis khan. think about the zesty explosion of flavors he must have been walking around with.
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Oberleutnant posted:stalin probaly op Trotsky would be more grateful.
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Hitler. Not to be edgy but I'd do it constantly so he'd be too distracted to do anything else (like genocide) You're welcome
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My favorite story of LBJ has to be where he whipped his dick out in the oval office and asked everyone "Does the Vietcong have one of these?" It ended the argument immediately. Yvershek fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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big bill haywood
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Nov 1, 2014 00:31
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Howard Hughes, and I'd prefer during his Coke bottle pee collection phase.
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Charlemagne. Loads of people in europe are descended from him, my ancestors were european, so by sucking his dick i might be having sex with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. would be cool in a hosed up kind of way imo
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Ghandi. I bet its spicy. 
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