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CaptainYesterday posted:You know how they say guys with big, expensive cars are overcompensating? Drive a small, cheap car. Literally the reason i drive this 
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:Literally the reason i drive this cant really go wrong with either of those trucks either if you buy a pair of rubber balls to hang from the hitch, i think that implies enough.
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Nov 1, 2014 15:54
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a starwar betamax posted:this is a good idea.. maybe work in a lot of shoulder + arm movement like youre making a 12" subway sandwhich Just a heads up but a Subway sandwich is actually only 11" long. The sandwich itself is a copyrighted term "Footlong". This allows them to call them Footlong subs even though they are shaving off an inch on every sandwich (which I guess adds up when you sell millions of sandwiches). It's even more hosed up cause they cut this same bread in half to give you a "6 inch" sub but in reality it's a 5.5" sub.
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Nov 1, 2014 16:08
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"I drive a Ford Taurus" "We should have sex but I will still like you even if we do not" "Hello I am Forums user Quarex"
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Nov 1, 2014 17:03
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hello, do you sell extra large crotch pants?
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Nov 1, 2014 17:46
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i actually have a tattoo of a ruler along my dick, but it's slightly scaled down, what's she gonna do, pull out her own (ruler) and compare? no she's gonna assume it's accurate and just go wow throw it at me
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Nov 1, 2014 17:47
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we had to break up because her gyno said she had a ruptured cervix
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Nov 1, 2014 18:33
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Windows 98 posted:Just a heads up but a Subway sandwich is actually only 11" long. The sandwich itself is a copyrighted term "Footlong". This allows them to call them Footlong subs even though they are shaving off an inch on every sandwich (which I guess adds up when you sell millions of sandwiches). It's even more hosed up cause they cut this same bread in half to give you a "6 inch" sub but in reality it's a 5.5" sub.  this... this cant be true.....
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Nov 1, 2014 18:44
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:oops i dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong
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Nov 1, 2014 18:48
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a starwar betamax posted:
Looks like the fixed it in 2013 but for years it was only 11"
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Nov 1, 2014 18:49
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I go to parties wearing google glass and stare a dudes packages while listing off small numbers and laughing. Speak loud so everyone can hear you. 5... heh chump, 12... make way for baby dick everybody, 39... *pinochio voice "I'm a real boy"* Then when I have everyones attention I look at my own crotch and shout "It's over 9000"
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Nov 1, 2014 18:53
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spend your life studying for an engineering degree get your masters in computer science (like actual computer science) create AI , but in secret command AI to create dick growing pills and a time machine go back in time and give your barely post pubescent self these pills your current form will instantly disappear but your new self will get a really huge penis say to girls "look at my giant penis" and have sex with them for the rest of your life, also you will now be in the NFL
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Nov 1, 2014 18:58
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"Hang on a sec I gotta re-rack"
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Nov 1, 2014 19:00
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Windows 98 posted:Looks like the fixed it in 2013 but for years it was only 11" Still tho... for years I was living a lie. I just dont know what to beoive anymore. My worldview is unraveling
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Nov 1, 2014 19:09
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1gnoirents posted:spend your life studying for an engineering degree This is a good idra imo
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Nov 1, 2014 19:10
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Side note: "For years it's was only 11 inches" is also something you can say to make people think you got a big dong
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Nov 1, 2014 19:12
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Got a huge dong here. Huge dong. Coming through.. My dong's huge. This is the opposite of subtle. Conspicuous dong talk. Conspicuous like my easily noticeable dong on account of its unusual largeness.
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Nov 1, 2014 19:13
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man i sure hated it back before i hit puberty and my dong was only 8 inches
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Nov 1, 2014 19:26
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maybe humility would work? it sucks that my dick is only 12 inches, i know a lot of guys are better endowed than me, but i can still give you a good time bb.
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Nov 1, 2014 19:30
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grunt loudly while adjusting yourself, as if it takes a herculean effort
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Nov 1, 2014 19:43
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1gnoirents posted:spend your life studying for an engineering degree if you give a boy who's going through puberty hgh this unironically happens.
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Nov 1, 2014 22:52
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Be confident, but not arrogant. Don't wear flashy clothing or drive a big SUV or truck.
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Nov 1, 2014 22:59
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has anyone said "make a point of using the urinal mounted closest to the floor" yet?
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Nov 1, 2014 23:09
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tie or glue a medium sized snake to the end of your penis. should really impress the ladies when u stick your 4 foot lake erie water snake into her tight cooch.
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Nov 1, 2014 23:14
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Michael Corleone posted:tie or glue a medium sized snake to the end of your penis. should really impress the ladies when u stick your 4 foot lake erie water snake into her tight cooch. ladies call my dee 4 foot lake erie water snake bcuz i slither up they cooch while swimming in murky midwestern waters
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Nov 1, 2014 23:21
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Make people think? I think you meant let people know OP
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Nov 1, 2014 23:22
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that's actually how i met my wife sent her a singing telegram with that but her parents opened the door, her dad was so impressed with my balls (not to mention my dick) he promised her hand in marriage on the spot
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Nov 1, 2014 23:24
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Windows 98 posted:Just a heads up but a Subway sandwich is actually only 11" long. The sandwich itself is a copyrighted term "Footlong". This allows them to call them Footlong subs even though they are shaving off an inch on every sandwich (which I guess adds up when you sell millions of sandwiches). It's even more hosed up cause they cut this same bread in half to give you a "6 inch" sub but in reality it's a 5.5" sub. i thought it was some bullshit like the buns are 12" before they bake them...like a quarter pound burger
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Nov 1, 2014 23:25
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anyways, you could go to Subway and be like "5 dollar footlong? no thanks, I've got my own footlong" *points at dilz*
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Nov 1, 2014 23:27
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I gotta be real careful when I'm p00pin on the toilet to keep my dilz from hanging down too far and rubbing against in the bowl. Don't wanna catch any toilet STDs!
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Nov 1, 2014 23:28
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Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:I gotta be real careful when I'm p00pin on the toilet to keep my dilz from hanging down too far and rubbing against in the bowl. Don't wanna catch any toilet STDs! i dont have a long dick and this still happens soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo now that you're making a 'joke' about it i think your penis is REALLY SMALL
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Nov 1, 2014 23:29
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Footlong? No thanks, I already have one *looks at crotch*, I'll take some of that roast beef you're serving though (said to hot/slutty sandwich artist).
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Nov 1, 2014 23:30
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an old trick is to pack a few pounds of raw sausage in your pants, it gives you a great bulge and you'll have dogs constantly slobbering at your crotch which makes people subconsciously think you are hung
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Nov 1, 2014 23:31
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1gnoirents posted:i dont have a long dick and this still happens soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo now that you're making a 'joke' about it i think your penis is REALLY SMALL It's not a joke I do have a long penis. Please respect it!
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Nov 1, 2014 23:34
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There are plenty of things you can do but you gotta be subtle. Like, sort of look uncomfortable in a situation where it would make sense that your dilz would be getting in the way. Don't call any more attention to its than that, though, you want them to be super curious about your tiny wiener.
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Nov 1, 2014 23:44
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act confident and never, ever mention anything about your dick. also pee loudly.
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Nov 1, 2014 23:48
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this thread reminds me of times in college when i used to get obnoxiously drunk and try to hook my friend up with girls by saying how huge his penis was. turns out, he lost his penis and balls in an accident right after high school, so p uncool on my part, but we are boys and i am the only one besides his gf who knows. i am a p rad guy actually.
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Nov 2, 2014 00:02
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Michael Corleone posted:this thread reminds me of times in college when i used to get obnoxiously drunk and try to hook my friend up with girls by saying how huge his penis was. turns out, he lost his penis and balls in an accident right after high school, so p uncool on my part, but we are boys and i am the only one besides his gf who knows. i am a p rad guy actually. How do you lose your balls and dilz? Like did he just loving forget where he put them down or did someone snag his bag on the subway or something?
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My ex's call me tripod
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Say "Hi, I'm a big dick tranni" and everyone can see your big dick through tight pants.
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