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Dec 17, 2012

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Splode posted:

Should we start an auspol betting pool for how many people are going to die at G20?

Or would that be bad taste?

My brother is insistent he's not going to get tazed, rubber bullet'd, tear gassed, or shot at G20, and it's only my legitimate fear that he's going to loving die preventing me from starting a betting pool about how he's going to get brutalitied while protesting. Even if he doesn't die, someone else sure as gently caress will.

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Dec 17, 2012

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drunkill posted:

I can't wait for summer to actually start, it'll be fun.


You can't fool me, that's just a very abstract goatse. :colbert:

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Dec 17, 2012

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Ahh, now that everyone has stopped talking about fatchat maybe we can get back to discussing - oh hi IWC, what's up?

I only just realised that posts from people on your ignore list (all one person of it) still show up when you're replying to a thread.

Anyway, I have finished my assignments for the year (first year of my masters) and am looking forward to a solid few months of volunteering/dole bludging.

Tirade posted:

Don't play dumb IWC, you should know the answer to this one.

Really this, IWC, come on now.

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BlitzkriegOfColour posted:

The history of Sydney is a thousand times more sickening than the history of Beirut.

Don't be hyperbolic, for that to be the case we'd have had to have genocided the native population or something, and I certainly don't remember that from my history classes in primary school.

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Even just the "get to have sex with lady horses until you die, what a life :swoon:" bit: look at how many of the racing horses are geldings. It's often the dads of successful racehorses who get to be put out to stud and have sex with all the lady horses, rather than the winners themselves.

And we are the ones who bred them to have unnaturally long, thin, spindly legs good for running fast but easy to break in the first place. So they want to run, as their genes tell them to, sure, but because of how much we've hosed their genes up it becomes legitimately life-threatening for them.

Wait why am I responding to this

e: also "common" oh my god

e: About that Tony Abbott huh, what a loving grub

CROWS EVERYWHERE fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Nov 5, 2014

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Amethyst posted:

Do you guys think Uni fee deregulation will pass? I'm feeling real pessimistic about it

It's going to pass, and I'm going to die, suffocated in my own debt.

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Sanguine posted:

He's a right bit of work. Let me tell ya about this Morrison bloke - total waste of space.

I don't support assassinating anyone, even Tony Abbotts, Scott Morrisons, or Literal Hitlers, because unlike them I consider literal murder and torture to be morally wrong. But I do strongly approve of giving them a good hard kick in the balls.

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Marsupial Fish posted:

The link they gave me for the test is http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
My result http://www.humanmetrics.com/hr/JTypesResult.aspx?EI=-67&SN=-75&TF=1&JP=11

It's just a customer service/admin job. Take calls from customers, allocate the service jobs to workers.

Apparently I'm an 'INTJ'. That that mean I'm Gandalf or something?

I doubt it's any kind of professional looking at the test result, just somebody from their HR department.
And take a look at the website. It doesn't really project the 'professional mental health' image, does it.

Isn't like 95% of the internet INTJ? I think it means you're autistic, I'm sorry. :(

Anyway that's a very professional looking website, there is nothing that says "serious mental health website" to me like MS Painted anime hearts making kissy eyes at each other and asking you to check your romance rating with them.

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Gough Suppressant posted:

Scott Morrison cancelled that pickup choker guy's visa :laffo:

His one good deed for the century. He'll have to have an extra helping of Tamil orphan jam on his toast tomorrow morning to make up for it.

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Dec 17, 2012

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Here is the Sam Wallman cartoon from the latest issue of Red Flag (Australia's top left-wing newspaper, put out by the Socialist Alternative - no, not the Socialist Alliance, the other guys, yes, those ones).



He did the SERCO detention centre comic and has a Tumblr.

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Cartoon posted:

["]Those three children we failed. The coroner will tell us in what ways we failed"

Spoilers: it's by closing mental health facilities.

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Dec 17, 2012

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The American voting system is great, you're always finding new ways in which it's hosed up and awful.

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Dec 17, 2012

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NTATA on slave labour posted:

Well, for the foreseeable future, slavery is the foundation of our prosperity. Slavery is the foundation of the way we live because you can't have a modern lifestyle without labour. You can't have a modern economy without labour and for now and for the foreseeable future, the foundation of Australia's labour needs will be slavery.

sauce: http://www.pm.gov.au/media/2014-11-04/joint-press-conference-sydney

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Dec 17, 2012

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Bifauxnen posted:

I was about to gloat for sticking more vegetarian at that meet, but for all I know they had rat sushi too.

If you guys are up for something totally different, there's this awesome Eritrian restaurant I just found (Mu'ooz) almost right next to Three Monkeys. They've got share platters and stuff, and the business was founded by refugees so it would be thematically appropriate for Auspol. It'd be more on the pricey side compared to Sukachi, though.

It is really good, I have been there with Shadeoses, my brother, and other relatives. It's the best. And the proximity to the Three Monkeys (and the rest of West End) is great. After my favourite Turkish restaurant got shut down and turned into a lovely wine bar (!!!) it is probably among my three favourite restaurants in West End.

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Dec 17, 2012

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Violence against women, Australia says yes.


Memento posted:

What sort of drones? It's International GIS Day in Brisbane next Wednesday, and they could be testing for that, drones are a pretty great way to get aerial photos in high-res on the cheap.

It's not the kind of thing anyone that wasn't a huge GIS nerd would give a poo poo about, so feel free to ask me how I know about it :v:

...International Google Image Search day?

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Dec 17, 2012

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SadisTech posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Boeing_V-22_Osprey

The Americans are patrolling them up and down the Brisbane River. Incessantly. There are also motorcycle cops patrolling outside my work in numbers I've never seen. gently caress this Gestapo BS. I'm literally afraid to catch public transport. NOT due to the possibility of terrorist activity but because of the probability of thugs with a scrap of authority getting over-excited.

We've had clients at volunteering very concerned about all the police everywhere (as almost everyone goes through the CBD to come in, and many go on public transport). They're loving everywhere and they're really not acting the best even now, especially to anyone looking suspicious or odd, which includes people with various intellectual and neurological disabilities. It's really understandable that a lot of clients are deciding it's easier to stay at home this week.

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Dec 17, 2012

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Anidav posted:

So my Facebook account got banned for posting about the planes from yesterday. Reason Given: Suspicious Activity.

loving hell :stare:

ewe2 posted:

Can you do a screenshot so I can tweet the gently caress out of it?

Do this please!

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Dec 17, 2012

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Anidav posted:

Not a single homeless person or Big Issue salesman in Brisbane today. I wonder where the police took them.

Noticed that too, it was really hosed up :(

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ewe2 posted:

Well there's certainly a welcome to David Cameron Country:


Cameron is due to address the Parliament at 11.10am.

Oh my god


OH MY GOD

Anidav posted:

So what do you do if it's 10:00 and your employer stares at you intently and tells you to write that you signed off at 9:45 despite it being 10:00? Basically robbing me of an hours pay while watching me write it over my shoulder.

Anidav you seriously need to find whichever gypsy woman you insulted and apologise to her and get rid of this terrible employer curse.

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Farm Frenzy posted:

for those playing at home this is the second time sydney uni has gotten into trouble for hosting a racist mexican-themed party this year

UQ does it too, though I haven't seen them get in trouble for it - probably because this is in Queensland. :v:

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Re halalchat: my favourite yoghurt brand has been halal certified for ages. Shockingly, all it functionally means is that they don't have alcohol or pig bits in there and have someone checking that they don't put it in. When I'm eating out I like it when the food is labelled as halal because it means 1) there are likely to be fewer racist dickweeds involved in food preparation and 2) places with halal certification tend to take it seriously when you ask about animal products or gluten in their food. I've never had a halal-certified place bring me out a pumpkin soup with a big slab of bacon on top or a salad with shredded chicken bits and croutons and try to pass it of as "just garnish" (and then try picking it out of my food with their hands and think that makes it all right).

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

Aren't we all?

Reported thread to ASIO :smug:

Haha what am I saying, we're all already on a watchlist.

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HookShot posted:

I just had this conversation with my husband.

Me: "Hey, you know how Brisbane has a few places called Boundary Rd?"
Him: "Yup"
Me: "Do you know why they're named that?"
Him: "Uh oh... is it something good?"
Me: "Noooopppppeeeeee"
Him: *sigh* "Something boundarying black people from the white people?"
Me: "Yuuuuuupppppppppp"

We were having this exact discussion at volunteering a few weeks ago, just before G20 when some of Musgrave Park got fenced off. Some of the clients were making bandanas, banners, necklaces, etc for protests/general solidarity and the history of Musgrave Park and the Boundary Streets (and everything else) is a subject of much passion for a lot of the clients.

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katlington posted:

Just curious, am I the only auspol poster who actually lives in rural australia? Exurbs dont count.


e: lol david johnstons sincere regrets. Is there any memeber of the lnp not a human sized piece of poo poo? (no)

I live in Brisbane for study but I grew up in Shitfuck QLD and spend most of my holidays there to mooch off my parents. If Centrelink takes me off Newstart for reasons I plan to move back there and look after my chickens (I miss my chickens).

E: My favourite thing during the elections before last was that everyone suddenly started putting Greens picket signs in their front yards/on the billboards around town - because they were the only party who cared about coal seam gas extraction which was loving over farmers (ie, poisoning their cows, and then the coal seam gas bosses would say "Well you don't have any evidence that your water wasn't polluted with heavy metals before we came here :smug:"). But then Katter came along and they had a new hero. There are now Katter party info offices in most of the major towns around.

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Implants posted:

Cmon now mate, this is a fair country, you gotta play the ball, not the man. Unless the man happens to be a woman, in which case go nuts!

Australia's media is above such petty irrelevances *proceeds to not shut up about JulLIAR GilLIARd living in sin with her boyfriend*

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IslamoNazi posted:

I think you're legally required to run LNP politicians over rather than swerving to avoid them.

What is the difference between a dead kangaroo in the middle of the road and a dead LNP politician in the middle of the road? There are skid marks before the kangaroo. A classic but a good one.

hi asio (and Something Sensitive)

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hawaiian_robot posted:

Holy poo poo, their Auspol thread is creepy as gently caress, posting photos of people, steam profiles, gently caress.

They really hate Fruity Gordo.

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Dec 17, 2012

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Oh man, I knew Amethyst was a bad poster, but I could never remember why. Thanks for reminding me!

Gossip circle isn't a gendered term, huh :allears:

Reminder also that NTATA didn't get to be a priest because he didn't believe in showing compassion to criminals and sinners. Tony Abbott - too lovely a person to even enter the priesthood.

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T-1000 posted:

I thought it wasn't that he didn't "get" to be a priest - as in, he wasn't kicked out - he just decided not to. Maybe he was pushed far enough that he jumped.
For those playing at home, here is the article he wrote two and a bit decades back.

Yeah, that's it. Either way, it really says a lot about him, I think.

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Amethyst posted:

You're a brainless twit. I apologized promptly for my careless initial use of a gendered term and then immediately followed up with another careless use of a gendered term.

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