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all im seeing here is a bunch of sentiment that colorado owns
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:57 |
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Zeris posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you people We were built for nuclear winter. Sorry you're behind on the evolutionary chain, bruh.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:57 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:can't wait for the snow used to sit around oiling a gun. now I just sit here waxing my board. (those are both masturbation metaphors)
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:57 |
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A surprisingly large amount of things, actually
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:57 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:all im seeing here is a bunch of sentiment that colorado owns Eh, maybe if your weed prices ever come back to reality.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:59 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:all im seeing here is a bunch of sentiment that colorado owns except for the wildfires.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 02:59 |
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The onion's fake clickbait site is seriously the funniest poo poo http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-never-understood-my-father-until-i-traveled-thro-1070 quote:Years from now, when I’m on my deathbed, I will look back and truly realize what a good father I was to myself. More than likely, I will endlessly travel back through time, vainly trying to extend my life, for I greatly fear death. It is this fear of my own death that made me so hard on my son: me.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:05 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:can't wait for the snow After those boring snow-less Washington winters, I'm ready to go hog wild in a parking lot. Over and over and over and
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:08 |
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ReverendCode posted:Eh, maybe if your weed prices ever come back to reality. only scrubs and tourists buy weed from the actual stores, if you want it cheap get a medical card or buy from a dealer
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:09 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Winter in New York is the best time and place to be a Subaru owner This is my first year owning a RWD car so I'm excited for snow to come parking lots + snow = infinite fun
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:16 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:We were built for nuclear winter. Sorry you're behind on the evolutionary chain, bruh. I evolved to get handjobs from swedish flight attendants on the beach while trading bong hits with my cat, but instead I live in new york. Where am I supposed to go?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:19 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:This is my first year owning a RWD car so I'm excited for snow to come get a few 50lb bags of cat litter and keep them in the trunk. that'll massively help out with RWD traction in the snow. bonus for the cat litter being useful if you get stuck in snowbank.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:26 |
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Zeris posted:I evolved to get handjobs from swedish flight attendants on the beach while trading bong hits with my cat, but instead I live in new york. Where am I supposed to go? Trade in the Swedes for Singapore flight attendants and go to Australia.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:33 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:This is my first year owning a RWD car so I'm excited for snow to come I have a ski slope in between work and home, already have passes so I can go skiing after work. Greatful though that I still got a round of golf in last weekend though. Spicy Guacamole posted:Winter in New York is the best time and place to be a Subaru owner Also this. *suby-five*
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:38 |
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I didn't know we had so many lesbian gips
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 03:52 |
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Zeris posted:I evolved to get handjobs from swedish flight attendants on the beach while trading bong hits with my cat, but instead I live in new york. Where am I supposed to go? handjobs are the worst what are you talking about? yea let someone that doesnt know what shes doing yank on your dick brilliant
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:19 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:handjobs are the worst what are you talking about? yea let someone that doesnt know what shes doing yank on your dick brilliant Truth.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:22 |
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Zeris posted:I didn't know we had so many lesbian gips SquirrelyPSU posted:Also this. *suby-five*
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:25 |
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Zeris posted:I didn't know we had so many lesbian gips Sorry that your vehicle sucks namaste
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:26 |
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i mean if the swede in your fantasy scenario is a dude maybe he would be better at it but unless theyre gonna put their mouth on my cock, ill yank it myself thanks
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:26 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:handjobs are the worst what are you talking about? yea let someone that doesnt know what shes doing yank on your dick brilliant truth
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 04:36 |
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no one can love me like me
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 06:20 |
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I heard someone here say handjobs are the mcdonalds coupon of sexual favors, and I gotta agree with them.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 07:39 |
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basically I don't really mind the gender and whatever is yanking my crank might as well be enthusiastic and customer-service oriented, at the point of being serviced it's just a glorified JO session anyway. I'm all about the least amount of work. If I have to get up or build the heart rate then I might as well be on top because bitches don't know how to seal the deal in my experience. HJ BJ whatever, just get it done and go away, life is good.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 07:50 |
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:can't wait for the snow
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 08:27 |
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wow forgot to refresh the page before posting and somewhoe the conversation went from snow to handjobs
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 08:29 |
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Fister Roboto posted:wow forgot to refresh the page before posting and somewhoe the conversation went from snow to handjobs after each of them you're wet, sore, and maybe a bit sweaty
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:04 |
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Honestly, I think a bad shoulder rub is better than a "good" hand job.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 18:15 |
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I'm lazy. Someone start posting all of the discounts I can get next week on Tuesday. There should be an auto-ban for any Golden Corral mentions.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 01:39 |
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Evil SpongeBob posted:I'm lazy. Someone start posting all of the discounts I can get next week on Tuesday. There should be an auto-ban for any Golden Corral mentions. It's a good way to test the effectiveness of my flu shot I got last week?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 01:48 |
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I don't think the flu shot covers fecal transmitted diseases.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 01:50 |
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The local applebees has a veteran parking spot right up front in a parking lot about 10 yards across. I wonder how coveted that poo poo will be on vets day
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:11 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:The local applebees has a veteran parking spot right up front in a parking lot about 10 yards across. I wonder how coveted that poo poo will be on vets day Are you serious? Do they really have a parking spot?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:14 |
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zombie303 posted:Are you serious? Do they really have a parking spot? One single parking spot. I'll take a picture next time I'm at the stoplight by that place. It actually says US VETERAN RESERVED
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:23 |
I've seen purple heart spots near the pentagon and wounded warrior spots at wal mart(guess who parks in those lol)
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:24 |
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zombie303 posted:Are you serious? Do they really have a parking spot? Home Depot has US veteran spots, too ya drat right I park there I dunno what people still do these days, but applebee's did a free meal and outback gave a free bloomin onion last time I went out for handouts.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:36 |
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I just got a letter from Marine Corps Disbursing today. It's been close to a year since I got out. Apparently they overpaid me by 54 dollars, and they want it back. god dammit
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:38 |
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If you go try to get free poo poo on Veterans Day you are scum. Just use your welfare queen fun bucks and get good poo poo at good places. Support local business get hammered and whatever man
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:12 |
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zombie303 posted:Honestly, I think a bad shoulder rub is better than a "good" hand job.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:19 |
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Admiral Bosch posted:I just got a letter from Marine Corps Disbursing today. It's been close to a year since I got out. Apparently they overpaid me by 54 dollars, and they want it back. god dammit The USAF overpaid me by 12.6K on separation pay. When I got the bill my heart nearly stopped.
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