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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
What happened to summer? It was summer like... yesterday. Now it's all cold and rainy and poo poo.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

can't wait for the snow

snow owns

snowns
Winter in New York is the best time and place to be a Subaru owner :dance:

After those boring snow-less Washington winters, I'm ready to go hog wild in a parking lot. Over and over and over and

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Zeris posted:

I didn't know we had so many lesbian gips
I like vaginas, so, okay!

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Also this. *suby-five*

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

The USAF overpaid me by 12.6K on separation pay. When I got the bill my heart nearly stopped.
Wow. There oughta be law.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There was a dude in my unit who, right before deploying, brought a hooker back to the barracks who, no poo poo, had a card swiper.

She was also a whale.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I just want Cuomo out, but I know it's not happening.
Yeah :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just in case you fuckheads can't loving remember where the gently caress to loving vote, loving go the gently caress here to find Your loving Polling Place, you loving fucks. And loving get on it, time's running the gently caress out.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

Lol if you vote.
lol if you don't vote and then bitch about abso-loving-lutely anything related to your government or its agencies.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Looks like no new pope for NY. Incumbent rep looking to win in my district too.
Pretty loving stupid that even though almost all of the counties in NY voted red, NYC's retarded population voted a landslide blue, so now the whole state's that way.

I don't like conservatives, but I hate liberals even more.

http://www.politico.com/2014-election/results/map/governor/new-york/

Time to move out to the desert.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'll give up drinking until New Year's if Cuomo gets voted out. :toxx:

Not likely.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Time to move out to the desert.
:911:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ManOfTheYear posted:

You guys are honestly a sad lot. Thank god for my european communist utopian civilian life.
Don't thank me, thank my recruiter.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"Negative, ma'am. Please stand by, ETA on your joe is ten mikes."

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"I don't tell you what TTPs to use, don't tell me how to gently caress my goat."

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Brew control is gonna be pissed when they get down here.
You think that's bad? Wait until first apron hears about this.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
tttthhhhbbbbppptttthhhhfffffttttt

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The sequel: because the first one wasn't terrible enough already.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
no waayyyyyyyyyy

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Thank you, vets!!!

o7

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mad Dragon posted:

Would (pet those dogges).


Also would (pet those vettes).

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

It would be hooah of you to change your prof pic to something badass while there is still time to be thanked.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

coconut is p nasty
You're nasty. Shredded coconut is loving awesome.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
E7 lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

elite_garbage_man posted:

making t&e adjustments with my dick
Well, I suppose that's one cool thing you can do with a tiny penis.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:



imagine that's your dick
But your dick doesn't even have bones in it, so it'd be even worse :gonk:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Not gay enough for aircrew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA&t=73s

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You're into some weird poo poo, dog. :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

vulturesrow posted:

You and KFF must be fighting for "worst taste in food" supremacy.
No, Red Robin really is that bad. First time I ate at one, it nearly killed me, so gently caress Red Robin forever.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This really is a shame. :( Those things were nightmare fuel.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Everytime I close my eyes and think of SHim, I see Morbo the news monster from Futurama for some drat reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd0cMzRhxJQ

There you go.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fister Roboto posted:

I can't say for certain.
lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Your rotors may also have extra holes through the center that you can thread a bolt into to push them off.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Let's hope for a wardrobe malfunction.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
TireRack?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You can also pick them up from their warehouse if you live near CT.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Still the best ringtone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&t=203s

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