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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Honestly, I think a bad shoulder rub is better than a "good" hand job.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Fart Sandwiches posted:

The local applebees has a veteran parking spot right up front in a parking lot about 10 yards across. I wonder how coveted that poo poo will be on vets day

Are you serious? Do they really have a parking spot?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Holy poo poo, this is awesome.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Lol if you vote.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I was kidding. But I actually didn't vote this time since I am moving in 2 months and the votes should reflect what the people of Colorado want.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The best party of all lost, the Juche Party. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk

:stwoon:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

e: I suck.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


That is a fun fact.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Ban everyone for not respecting gaming.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


What I hear when students start talking.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

All the cool enlisted popped their collars.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

at the date posted:

We have not yet plumbed the depths of K3F's awful taste.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Both Lowes and Home Depot have a 10% Veterans discount year-round.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Obama Africanus posted:

Lol if you don't pick a random recruiting station in random towns and gently caress with recruiters just for funsies. Hekks gonna talk poo poo about how he'd never let that happen but trolling recruiters is how I spend 40% of my retirement. I know for a fact I cost a North Dakota ANG recruiter his marriage hahahaha.

I loving love recruiters.

:getin:

I've always wanted to gently caress with recruiters.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:



haters leave

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Justice has been served.

Thank you for your service N4I.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I like fresh coconut. I loving HATE the poo poo in desserts and candy.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

here is a sample page it has a sin city/300 vibe plz contribute to my patreon



Nice shirt.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


New GiP background.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

shyduck posted:

It's transgender remembrance week at my school :geno:

Same. It made me think of Shim.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Cilian Murphy was also in this badass movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460989/

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Godholio posted:

Got to see the last one. loving amazing.

Also, today was Golden Corral's veterans appreciation night. Bad angle, but that line goes almost to the white car. Probably about 100 people outside.



Why?

:negative:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

is it a good thing that i've never heard of golden corral until you mooks started talking about it?

Yes.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You got rear end piss in Iraq from eating street food more than once didn't you

I ate the street food all the drat time. poo poo was loving awesome.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Book it! was the poo poo. I totally read for pizzas.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

I found a Book It! pin on the ground and wore it.

I stole yer nerd valor.

Where is Actus Reasus?! I need a thread about this outrage!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

why would you go to something so lame what are you doing with your life?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I think the retards in my home town preferred oxy.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I always go a minimum of 10 over.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I'm doing the same thing as today. Posting on the internet and playing video games.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

My first Thanksgiving enlisted was spent as the poor dumb bastard working at the barracks check in desk and eating reheated Popeye's chicken and playing Madden 2001 on my Game Boy.

This year it will be spent having lunch with my brother's in-laws, and dinner with one of my sister in law's recently divorced receptionists.

Bang the divorcee.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Godholio posted:

He meant the wife.

:dusted:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

If you aren't setting the neighborhood on fire, then what is the point?

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hail Satan! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3685073

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