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Feb 15, 2005

Gotta start small if you want to set the world on fire.

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Feb 15, 2005

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Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

What happened to summer? It was summer like... yesterday. Now it's all cold and rainy and poo poo.

I know, it's great. The lovely part of the year is over.

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Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you people

We were built for nuclear winter. Sorry you're behind on the evolutionary chain, bruh.

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Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

I evolved to get handjobs from swedish flight attendants on the beach while trading bong hits with my cat, but instead I live in new york. Where am I supposed to go?

Trade in the Swedes for Singapore flight attendants and go to Australia.

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Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

handjobs are the worst what are you talking about? yea let someone that doesnt know what shes doing yank on your dick brilliant

truth

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Feb 15, 2005

DFAS can eat a dick

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Feb 15, 2005

Maybe save the Christmas decorations until after Thanksgiving you tacky assholes.

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Feb 15, 2005

I want to strangle every person who digs through their change purse at the checkout to get only bills back. Use plastic you loving neanderthal.

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Feb 15, 2005

You're holding up the line buying a quarter gallon of milk with pennies old man.

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Feb 15, 2005

Gonna dominate the market with my cold wallet when everybody else's ones and zeroes turn to just zeroes. Heh.

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Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

I pay for everything in pure strain silver and gold dental fillings

I have a great recycling plan you might be interested in.

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Feb 15, 2005

Pop smoke

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Feb 15, 2005

SumYungGui posted:

This thread is triggering me. Please stop.

Semper gumby, warrior.

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Feb 15, 2005

Painsaw posted:

Don't stop, I'm almost there.

HOOAH

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Feb 15, 2005

It sounds like Hunter's internal dialogues from Fear and Loathing.

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Feb 15, 2005

Don't forget top vote today you stupid motherfuckers, you earned it. Service guarantees citizenship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvAsR4O4W0w

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Feb 15, 2005

I just want Cuomo out, but I know it's not happening.

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Feb 15, 2005

NY isn't even voting on something cool like weed this year. Three props on the ballot- changes to districting procedure, electronic versions of legislation, and school bonds.

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Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

Everyone running for Governor is a tremendous loving cocksucker.

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Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

I don't think you can be worse than Rick Scott.

Worse than Jeb Bush?

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Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

I'd rather have Rick Perry as a Governor than Scott

drat. Scott's worse than pure incompetent evil?

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Feb 15, 2005

Yeah I'm gonna loving laugh at you if you don't vote and then bitch about anything government related. Takes ten loving minutes to loving vote so get out there and loving vote you loving fucks.

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Feb 15, 2005


hush child


who the gently caress are you

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Feb 15, 2005

Looks like no new pope for NY. Incumbent rep looking to win in my district too.

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Feb 15, 2005

The best party of all lost, the Juche Party. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk

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Feb 15, 2005

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Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

Voter apathy is why amendment 2 failed. Make voting compulsory like Australia.

And do what, issue thousands of arrest warrants the day after election day? Similar, smaller scale mandates like compelling a quorum in the senate cause enough of a ruckus that they do not happen often- it's only been done once since WWII.

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Feb 15, 2005

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Dibs on this band name.

Maybe they'll team up with Connie and the Gapteeth and go on wacky Saturday morning hijinks.

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Feb 15, 2005

Kawasaki Nun posted:

"I love you. No really, I love you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc

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Feb 15, 2005

Delizin posted:

I'm late to the how bad did the military gently caress you up chat, but anyway here is the profile they gave me for like the last 2 years of service. Got my nervous system all hosed to poo poo. So pretty much did what ever I wanted and no one gave me a hard time about it since I still showed up for work and did my job to some extent.



:stare:

That's the first full-DQ permanent profile I've ever seen.

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Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im trapped at the dmv and im only getting 3g send help i think im dying

Poof

You are now at Fort Indiantown Gap with one bar of E network. Wait, you just lost it.

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Feb 15, 2005

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

oh god please dont mention FIG

I wake up in a cold sweat from nightmares about FTIG, where's my sadbrains disability pay?

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Feb 15, 2005

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Still have to shave :(

A white guy in my unit got a shave chit once for poison ivy on his face. Rocked a full beard for drill weekend.

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Feb 15, 2005

Brew control is gonna be pissed when they get down here.

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Feb 15, 2005

DownByTheWooter posted:

You better unfuck yourself and tag that poo poo out before the city health inspector gets here.

It would be hilarious to see lock out/tag outs in Starbucks.

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Feb 15, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

lol can you imagine if this were the games forum

Two red titles bought and half a page of probations for derailing.

j/k kewpuh doesn't do poo poo

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Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Careful, I think we might have 1 or 2 STEM guys that haven't completely melted down yet.

6fygm9

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Feb 15, 2005

zombie303 posted:

Ban everyone for not respecting gaming.

:gb2gbs:

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Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

are you not respecting gameing sir?

push

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