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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Humbled to bring you this weekend's match day thread. The table looks like so:



Here's what we've got to look forward to:



A real humdinger to get things going, with Brendan's poo poo cloggers about to get Geordied.

3pm kick off sees a south american street fighter shiv Burnley and Mou's boys make easy work of QPR, who are without Rio because he called someones mam a sket.



Tomorrow's big game is the Manc Derby. Will Mr Potato or the petrochemicals prevail? Stay tuned.

corpuscollossus fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Nov 1, 2014

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

NEWCASTLE
Starting 11: Krul; Janmaat, S.Taylor, Coloccini, Dummett; Sissoko, Abeid, Colback; Obertan, Cisse, Ameobi
Subs: Elliot, Haidara, R.Taylor, Aarons, Cabella, Gouffran, Perez

LIVERPOOL
Starting 11: Mignolet, Johnson, Moreno, Lovren, Skrtel, Gerrard, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli
Subs: Jones, Toure, Manquillo, Lallana, Can, Lambert, Borini

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

mon the pools

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

EvilHawk posted:

NEWCASTLE
Starting 11: Krul; Janmaat, S.Taylor, Coloccini, Dummett; Sissoko, Abeid, Colback; Obertan, Cisse, Ameobi
Subs: Elliot, Haidara, R.Taylor, Aarons, Cabella, Gouffran, Perez

LIVERPOOL
Starting 11: Mignolet, Johnson, Moreno, Lovren, Skrtel, Gerrard, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli
Subs: Jones, Toure, Manquillo, Lallana, Can, Lambert, Borini

No lessons learned from Wednesday. Awesome.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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What does Borini have to do to get a game?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I will probably miss most or all of the Arsenal match since I am attending a wedding this morning, but it's against Burnley so I expect an easy victory with at least three goals from Alexis.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Robbie Savage on commentary ffs

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back
I don't know who Abeid is really but I thought he was an attacking midfielder??

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

sassassin posted:

Robbie Savage on commentary ffs

come on man, the alternative is michael owen

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

EvilHawk posted:

NEWCASTLE
Starting 11: Krul; Janmaat, S.Taylor, Coloccini, Dummett; Sissoko, Abeid, Colback; Obertan, Cisse, Ameobi
Subs: Elliot, Haidara, R.Taylor, Aarons, Cabella, Gouffran, Perez

LIVERPOOL
Starting 11: Mignolet, Johnson, Moreno, Lovren, Skrtel, Gerrard, Allen, Henderson, Coutinho, Sterling, Balotelli
Subs: Jones, Toure, Manquillo, Lallana, Can, Lambert, Borini

Two bad bad teams

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
If nothing else, there's no way this game won't be funny in some respect.

Good to see we still can't defend.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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the steven gerrard gerrard/you slipped on your loving arse chant will never stop being funny

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Still B.A.E posted:

come on man, the alternative is michael owen

Owen is better than Savage

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

Still B.A.E posted:

come on man, the alternative is michael owen

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Could have been a pen that

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



:stare: thats a pen

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Clear peno that

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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lol pathetic dive

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
Scintillating run by Obertan

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Sphyre posted:

mon the pools

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Always been a big fan

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i cant fathom why big brendan is so adamantly unwilling to play the diamond that made sterling so effective last season

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
This is about as poo poo a Pool-Newcastle games as there's been in some time.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
omg hendo you stupid idiot

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



tarbrush posted:

This is about as poo poo a Pool-Newcastle games as there's been in some time.

2_bad_teams.jpg

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Ameobi beating Johnson, what a time to be alive.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Newcastle are giving this a lot more effort than Liverpool

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Obertan died

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
also i think we're actually playing a back three with johnson in it and using moreno as an ineffectual winger

this is a weird match/formation

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

it was the secret croatian death touch

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



vyelkin posted:

also i think we're actually playing a back three with johnson in it and using moreno as an ineffectual winger

this is a weird match/formation

:rip: obertan

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
There goes Uniteds gameplan

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Rip Kif Obertan

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
2 bad teams

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Thats a weird muscle to pull.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

rip obertan you made a scintillating run and then you died just rip

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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TheRat posted:

Thats a weird muscle to pull.

obertan aint nothing but weird muscles

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Stream me

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

vyelkin posted:

i cant fathom why big brendan is so adamantly unwilling to play the diamond that made sterling so effective last season

Balotelli's not mobile enough for it.

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tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Not looking forward to getting bummed by Real and Chelsea in the same week.

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