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GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Justin Godscock posted:

I'm Michelle Rodriguez and I'm going to be the Angry Latino Chick for this film/show/commercial.

If you're good at something don't change.

See also: New Coke.

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

gently caress man Michelle Rodriguez was in SWAT show some loving RESPECT

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Just saw a whole segment on the news about the militarization of video gaming.

Glad the news media has moved on.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I got up early and worked 2 hours until I realized that no one else on my team was signed in for a reason. Glad I work from home :smug:



e: because its in my clipboard:

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Nov 12, 2014

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
I'm thankful for veterans but more importantly I'm thankful for triple OT.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Thesoldier
Aug 15, 2004

Seek not greatness, but instead truth, and you shall find both.

GunForumMeme posted:

I didn't have the heart to tell him that here in thesoldier territory, no one is safe.

I didn't choose the DUI enforcement life, IT CHOSE ME
THE BEAST MUST BE FED.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
I need to get back to fl just to get another hit of 4Rivers bbq. I'd deal with the soldier its that good.

Murphys Stache
Oct 5, 2007

There goes my nipples again!
I got OC sprayed today. Who wants to come over here and kill me? Please. Put me out of my misery.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Murphys Stache posted:

I got OC sprayed today. Who wants to come over here and kill me? Please. Put me out of my misery.

Please don't take a shower with your balls directly under your face. :ohdear:.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

Please don't take a shower with your balls directly under your face. :ohdear:.

Or do. report back with your findings.

Murphys Stache
Oct 5, 2007

There goes my nipples again!
I've already managed to expose my taint to the fiery goodness that is FOX 5.3.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Murphys Stache posted:

I've already managed to expose my taint to the fiery goodness that is FOX 5.3.

There goes my nipples again!

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

beanieson posted:

There goes my nipples again!

Pics or it didn't happen.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Let's see those nips, Beanieson.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Untagged posted:

Please don't take a shower with your balls directly under your face. :ohdear:.

I am unironically thanking you for this advice.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Murphys Stache posted:

I've already managed to expose my taint to the fiery goodness that is FOX 5.3.

Ugh, Fox 5.3 is like satan rubbing his rear end in a top hat directly on your eyeballs. gently caress pepper spray forever

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

My life feels incomplete having not been pepper sprayed yet. Guessing it's worse than the cs chamber.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



zombie303 posted:

My life feels incomplete having not been pepper sprayed yet. Guessing it's worse than the cs chamber.

There's an easy way to resolve this FYI

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Shooting Blanks posted:

There's an easy way to resolve this FYI

I'm down. I'd just rather do it without going to jail after.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

zombie303 posted:

My life feels incomplete having not been pepper sprayed yet. Guessing it's worse than the cs chamber.

dunno bout worse but it is different thats for sure

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

GunForumMeme posted:

Pics or it didn't happen.


zombie303 posted:

Let's see those nips, Beanieson.

I've learned my lesson about posting scandalous selfies thank you very much.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

beanieson posted:

I've learned my lesson about posting scandalous selfies thank you very much.

It's not like anybody saved your bikini bottom pic.






Or created a cloud backup.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



loving OC sucks some rear end in a way that tear gas never will. Tear gas sucks while you're in it. You'll have a mile of mucous running down your chest, but as soon as you get to fresh air you're solid.

God drat pepper spray is just ridiculous. Baby shampoo is really good at washing it out of your face, though.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Dish detergent for OC. poo poo works.


I kept Sudecon wipes in my locker. They work too.

Murphys Stache
Oct 5, 2007

There goes my nipples again!

GunForumMeme posted:

Dish detergent for OC. poo poo works.


I kept Sudecon wipes in my locker. They work too.

Seconding the dish detergent. gently caress OC.

Homie S
Aug 6, 2001

This is what it means
Cotton balls and acne cleanser wipes to get it out of your pores.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Someone come to Denver and pepper spray me. We can even video tape it and show it to DnD so they can see the police brutality.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

zombie303 posted:

Someone come to Denver and pepper spray me. We can even video tape it and show it to DnD so they can see the police brutality.

give me your address and I'll mail you some pepper spray. and a bunch of dildos or whatever.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

beanieson posted:

give me your address and I'll mail you some pepper spray. and a bunch of dildos or whatever.

If you are serious, I will record it and post the video.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Wow cops can be spergy. Was looking up contacts and oc spray and found this.

http://forums.officer.com/t189085/

Murphys Stache
Oct 5, 2007

There goes my nipples again!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

dunno bout worse but it is different thats for sure

They exposed us to CS a few hours before the OC. I thought the OC was hands down worse. Like you're recover pretty fast when the CS dissipates, but you can't escape the OC. A few of the guys I got sprayed with are still having symptoms some 12 hours later.


While we're on the topic, have you guys ever sprayed an individual who was seemingly immune to the OC?

Murphys Stache fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Nov 15, 2014

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

dunno bout worse but it is different thats for sure

no

Just no


OC is much much worse than CS. I recovered from CS exposure in 45 seconds. OC was still burning for 45 minutes.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
You guys should try PAVA. It's literally chili that goes into your eyes.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

zombie303 posted:

If you are serious, I will record it and post the video.

if you're gonna do it get someone else to spray you from a couple feet away unless you want to run the risk of also losing an eye


otherwise I support this venture

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Pretty sure milk will wash that poo poo away.


Post shirtless milk drenched cop pics

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
Milk is good and so is no more tears shampoo. Seriously rub that poo poo on your eyeball and it will feel heavenly

Pilot to Gunner
Aug 21, 2009

That's what you get, you get fork stabbed.

Untagged posted:

Please don't take a shower with your balls directly under your face. :ohdear:.

My god, this is good advice. I have ladybits but it's still relevant, that would be loving brutal :gonk:
I googled what to do in a worst case scenario where OC spray gets all up in there and this came up an 'Ask The Doctor' thing:

"My boyfriend is in the military and he was sprayed with OC pepper spray (oleoresin capsicum). We thought it was all off his skin and we had sexual intercourse various times. He broke out in blisters on his mouth, and I had a break out inside my vaginal walls. What should I do? Should I go to the emergency room, or does this go away by itself? It stings, but there is no sting when I urinate. It looks very red and swollen."

http://www.justanswer.com/ob-gyn/61cmp-boyfriend-military-sprayed-oc.html

Spoiler alert: It's herpes.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Pilot to Gunner posted:

:gonk:

Spoiler alert: It's herpes.

it's always herpes

e: hey, where'd you end up moving to? or have you decided yet?

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DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Yeah I could have told you that was going to be the answer based on this:

Pilot to Gunner posted:

"My boyfriend is in the military

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