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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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usually i just join the pun pile on but instead i have a rabbit story

when i was 16 and my little brother was 10 we were moving from alberta to bc. this is pretty far, so my little bro had to get rid of his pet bunny

he gave it to a family friend about four days before we were to move. the bunny managed to escape from it's pen the day before we left so little bro was a bit bummed about it

so my mom, my youngest bro, and myself are driving in the family pickup while my dad and other brother are driving the moving truck just ahead of us. we've just left town on the highway and suddenly a rabbit runs out in front of the moving truck. my dad runs it over and we see it all happen in front of us.

mom steers slightly to the left to avoid running over the now flattened bunny and without missing a beat says to my brother 'hey do you think that was your rabbit? lol' and then i loled and my brother was like 'mooooooooooooooom that's not funny' and we loled some more

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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Widdiful posted:

ribbiting

nice frog pun

qfb

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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widdiful more like piddiful

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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Displeased Moo Cow posted:

good on ya rotor

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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Farecoal posted:

hare today gone tomorrow

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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these bunny puns are hard. usually i can poop them out rabbit fire

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

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you're just trying to get out of yosmas duties

NICE TRY MR GRINCH

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Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
u should do it z0r then you'll have a souvenir of your posting days

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