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Stick Figure Mafia posted:My family is just like the one in the X-Files episode "Home"
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i'm the massive subterranean fungus that makes mulder and scully trip balls
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SplitSoul posted:i'm the massive subterranean fungus that makes mulder and scully trip balls cool ep, lousy cgi
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I liked that ep because it suggested that all the following episodes were hallucinations and mulder and scully were slowly being digested this whole time
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:I liked that ep because it suggested that all the following episodes were hallucinations and mulder and scully were slowly being digested this whole time I'm on board with the idea that the last season or so was simply a bad trip.
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Fifty-two Gypsies posted:I'm on board with the idea that the last season or so was simply a bad trip. it was a bad trip for the viewing audience ill say hohohooho  
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Frostwerks posted:it was a bad trip for the viewing audience ill say hohohooho
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gary oldmans diary posted:what would have to be wrong with your brain to make you think these people had faces remotely close to mistakable
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Beef Turret posted:You are mentally unwell, Leperflesh We all float down here. Frostwerks posted:im expecting power rangers fanfiction, super sweet video game ideas, book reports on RL Stein's latest masterpiece of modern young adult horror and a list of cool jrpg character names Nah. I seem to have downloaded quite a bit of Red vs. Blue in 2003. I found this, too: pre:
==Phrack Inc.==
Issue XIV, File 3 of 9
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The following file is being reprinted in honor and sympathy for the many
phreaks and hackers that have been busted recently by the Secret Service. -KL
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
\/\The Conscience of a Hacker/\/
by
+++The Mentor+++
Written on January 8, 1986
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Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"...
drat kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what
made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of
the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...
drat underachiever. They're all alike.
I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms.
Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..."
drat kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is
cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like me...
Or feels threatened by me...
Or thinks I'm a smart rear end...
Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be here...
drat kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is
sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is
found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...
drat kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're all alike...
You bet your rear end we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at
school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or
ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.
This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color,
without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me
for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
+++The Mentor+++
[May the members of the phreak community never forget his words -KL]
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
The Salted Slug Strange 408-454-9368
Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510-527-1662
Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
Tomorrow's 0rder of Magnitude Finger_Man 415-961-9315
My Dog Bit Jesus Suzanne D'Fault 510-658-8078
New Dork Sublime Demented Pimiento 415-566-0126
Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
arcane knowledge, political extremism, diverse sexuality,
insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@
@ CrimeNet !
! By: Byte Blaster @
@ Cracka Jack !
! The Beast @
@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!
Volumn II: Breaking Into Houses and Taking Anything You Want!
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Criminal,
If you have not already, download CrimeNet Volumn I. It goes over breaking
into cars easy and advanced! Make sure to collect your valuble CrimeNet's!
Byte Blaster
Cracka Jack
The Beast
Overview
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As you may already know, this CrimeNet deals with breaking into houses.
The answer is yes, Byte Blaster and I have indeed broke into houses and took
valubles. This is very much more effective than breaking into cars. You may
find alot more things to your needs..
If this is your first REAL criminal act, then you best read CrimeNet I
and deal with breaking in with cars first.. Because you should take your
criminal acts step by step, as me and Byte Blaster have done.
Read and ENJOY!
Cracka Jack
Byte Blaster
The Beast
When and Which houses to hit.
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You will have to definantly have to hit a home where no one is home, unless you are a dumb rear end, or yare a Serious murderer or something like that.
The best way is to find out who is going on vacation, or who will be gone for
the night...make sure you do this about 1-2 in the morning! No one should know
who you are!
Breaking Into the House
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As Byte Blaster and I have found to be a good Quanity in people is 2.
Alot of people could give you away. There are a few techniques for breaking
and entering the house. The way Byte Blaster and I figure is the safest and
best way is what we call the "BWAR" Technique(Break Window and Run). Will
We surely go over this technique with you. And make sure mostly everyone is
inside and maybe sleep. Try not to make alot of noise while breaking in
And don't walk around the area alot before you break&enter. This is what we
call "Chicken poo poo!". So go straight to it!
Here we will go over some of the techniques that we know for
Breaking & Entering.
BWAR(Break Window And Run)
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This is the far easiest,safest way(For Byte and I anyway!).
First you find a side or rear window that you can break. Find a rock that you
can throw through the window. And here's what you have to do...
1st) Make sure no one is looking.
2nd) Throw the rock through the side are rear window.
3rd) Run to a place were you can see if anyone comes outside to see what happen
4th) Look and see if someone comes out.
5th) Go home and chill for about a hour.
6th) Come back out and see if there are policemen or anything.
7th) Unlock the window through the hole you made with the rock.
8th) Open window and enter.
By the way... If the window is already unlocked, you can just go in when you
first get there, just don't let anyone see you.
Don't rub your hand prints all over the window either.
You can also look under rugs, behind bushes ,ect.. for a spare key.
Other Ways to Gain entry.
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Well, Now we will discuss using the Great invention of the Glass Cutter,
I'am not going to tell you Who to use the glass cutter, Read the instuctions
on the back, But Were to apply the glass cutter,
Ok you will need
2 People
1 glass Cutter
1 suction Cup
1 FlashLight
Procedure.
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You will wanna cut in a Place were U will be able to unlock all of the locks
witch are on the window, Take the Flashlight and Examine the Window and find
What kind of Locks are keeping the Window Secure, Usally there are 2, One basic
lock and 1 long piece of Wood or Metal to also Secure the Window, Place the
suction cup in the middle of the Piece you are going to cutt then Cutt the
window and once you have made the Complete Square or Circle Pull the glass free
with the Suction cup, (Also Some Windows have maybe 2-3 layers for keeping in
Heat, Or Cool Air,) So this Procedure may have to be Repeated several times.
Once you have gotten through the glass reach in and unlock the window, (The
hole should be cutt for your arm size, So you will be able to reach all locks)
The Go in,
Smashing the Quiet way.
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If the area of interest is somewhat actively populated, a rock thru the window
just may not cut it... A nice little common sense trick to try is taping the
window (this also works very nicely with automobiles). Duct tape is nice, but
almost any should do. Apply well, such the it covers most of the area of the
window (do and X with some strip going back & forth, up & down, etc). Then
strike with a large blunt object (large in proportion to the window - a small
smashing object on a large window will produce more noise than a larger smashing
object would). The striking sound will still be heard, but the clattering
glass (noisiest) will not since most of the pieces are stuck to the tape.
The Garage door opener.
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This takes some electronics know-how, but will provide an easy way into any
garage with an electric opener & can be lots of fun. Exact plans, or schematics
have not been included but we'll go over the basic principle. Garage door
openers have a special little code they use to open only that door. Make
something that will scan thru all the different possibilities (like a lousy
sequential code hacker). That way, within a few minutes the door will open, &
all you have to do is turn on your snazy little device. Drive right in if you
wish - load your van up with all the goods right inside!
Where to Look.
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Well once you gain entry You want to make it Quick and Sweet, Ha,
You will want to search
(1) Dresser Drawers
(2) Closets
(3) Jewerly Boxes (OF COURSE)
(4) Under Beds
(5) Basements
(6) And any where you want
(7) Common Sense should strike here!
But you really dont want to Stay in the house over 20 mins. Just in
case someone Saw you or something...
Construction sites.
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These are usually fun & but not quite as profitable as your regular breakin.
It's not even a break in actually, since its all open. Regardless, there are
lots of materials & many times equipment left laying around. Look when the
house is on the stage of just about getting doors/windows & not developed very
well (has that styrofoam looking poo poo where the walls will go). this is when
the wiring usually goes in therefore lots of yet unused rolls of wire lying
around for your electrical needs.
Also, in most all theft cases, police do will not fingerprint unless there is
a suspect. But be careful regardless. Do not dress like a burgler. But do not
dress like you! Disguise yourself so that you look like a normal person, other
than yourself. Also, either sneak around so much that no one could possibly
see you, or try to seem like a normal pedestrian. A jogger is usually a nice
cover. As in any other criminal act, just use alot of common sense and
everything should go down smoothly.
X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X
Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
The Salted Slug Strange 408-454-9368
Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510-527-1662
Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
Tomorrow's 0rder of Magnitude Finger_Man 415-961-9315
My Dog Bit Jesus Suzanne D'Fault 510-658-8078
New Dork Sublime Demented Pimiento 415-566-0126
Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
arcane knowledge, political extremism, diverse sexuality,
insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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Frostwerks posted:i agree that he should make it his custom title please swbm make this that dudes custom title it is funny
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Spider Helidon posted:how many versions of the Anarchist's Cookbook have you got? Not sure. Teenage-me was not very helpful or consistent with file naming. Spider Helidon posted:Also requesting Britney Spears fakes, and anything by Dr Bombay. Britney Spears was born in 1981. I hope to god there aren't any "fakes" of her from this particular era of my data remnants, and I sure as hell wouldn't have them if there were. Dunno who Dr Bombay is. I have some longer text stuff but it's too long to paste into this thread and it's a derail anyway. I also have some captures of chatlogs between myself and a couple friends from 1990ish, but they're bad and also boring. Looks like I have some MIDI files, some graphics files in .PCX format, a bunch of random .WAVs, some MP3s, and... well, porn, of course. Bad early 90s grainy small porn in highly compressed JPG and even GIF formats. Oh hey and a huge folder of Pagemaker 6.5 files. And some DOS utilities, like ARJ.EXE and SJHB64.EXE.
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lol she's gross Lena Dunham is hotter and comes with fruity pebbles
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I think these days Lena Dunam's sister probably envies Scully's sister
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Leperflesh posted:Not sure. Teenage-me was not very helpful or consistent with file naming. it isn't a derail. this thread is now about you.
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in 100 years when the rest of you schlubs are dead and buried and every post or thought you ever made has been lost to bitrot, it will be leperflesh's digital archive that scholars rummage through to get an idea what people were like in the heady days of the 1990s
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ManMythLegend posted:Mods change Leperfish's name to Scully.exe.
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ManMythLegend posted:Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe.
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ManMythLegend posted:Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe.
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ManMythLegend posted:Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe.
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ManMythLegend posted:Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe.
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I feel like I should respond somehow, but I guess there's nothing I can say to make things better here.
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why are we chastising this man for sharing his ancient internet treasures i love that poo poo
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commemorating
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ManMythLegend posted:Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe. please do this
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babypolis posted:why are we chastising this man for sharing his ancient internet treasures i love that poo poo because goons
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gary oldmans diary posted:what would have to be wrong with your brain to make you think these people had faces remotely close to mistakable
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Secks Cauldron posted:People are pretty bad at observing poo poo. Did anyone else notice that a bunch of those Gillian Anderson pictures that Leperflesh posted were actually flipped? i think you are on to something, looking at it again it seems like some of these aren't even gillian anderson
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Leperflesh posted:Mods, change my name to Scully.Exe
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