Scully. a classy dame

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Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

mr.capps posted:

i think you are on to something, looking at it again it seems like some of these aren't even gillian anderson

Whoa, I missed that one where her nipples were out. :fap:

# ? Nov 5, 2014 03:32

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:16

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Are they making a new movie? I want to see Mulder fight off the alien invasion while Scully remains skeptical

# ? Nov 5, 2014 03:44

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

ManMythLegend posted:

Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 03:47

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Also:

Spider Helidon posted:

this made me realise I've lost all the old chatlogs of me owning people on MSN messenger, as well as the creepy upskirts I took at parties as a teenager

I used to be really cool

Make this this guys custom title.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 03:47

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

Alan Smithee posted:

Are they making a new movie? I want to see Mulder fight off the alien invasion while Scully remains skeptical

According to Scully herself "kind of sort of. Keep your ear to the ground"

# ? Nov 5, 2014 03:59

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

babypolis posted:

why are we chastising this man for sharing his ancient internet treasures i love that poo poo

I'm not chastising. I love it unironically. If I still had my hands on some of my old computers I would posting my own cache of scully.jpgs.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 04:33

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

Alan Smithee posted:

Are they making a new movie? I want to see Mulder fight off the alien invasion while Scully remains skeptical

Supposedly the new comics are a "new season" that picks up where the show left off or something. Haven't read them.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 04:36

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

babypolis posted:

why are we chastising this man for sharing his ancient internet treasures i love that poo poo

I didn't cast my vote in a spirit of mockery :colbert:

I'm on team leperflesh/scully.exe

scully.exe posted:

I feel like I should respond somehow, but I guess there's nothing I can say to make things better here.

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Nov 5, 2014

# ? Nov 5, 2014 04:39

false flag post-op: May 13, 2009; Enjoy Every Sandvich

ManMythLegend posted:

Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe.

Scully.exe posted:

I feel like I should respond somehow, but I guess there's nothing I can say to make things better here.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 04:48

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

yo what's the file size limit for avs

edit: nm 100kb this is bullshit!!!

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Nov 5, 2014

# ? Nov 5, 2014 04:55

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

some of those pictures were probably lost on the internet for all time until you posted that

# ? Nov 5, 2014 05:01

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

1gnoirents posted:

some of those pictures were probably lost on the internet for all time until you posted that

hosed up if true

# ? Nov 5, 2014 05:09

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Waiting for you to post more pictures is really taking me back to the days of 14.4k

# ? Nov 5, 2014 05:27

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Leperflesh posted:

hosed up if true

# ? Nov 5, 2014 05:45

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

Light Gun Man posted:

Supposedly the new comics are a "new season" that picks up where the show left off or something. Haven't read them.

i read a few, they're absolutely terrible.

also the lone gunmen faked their deaths and are now hunting terrorists for the u.s. government. seriously.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 13:17

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

All I know is they did some kind of crossover with TMNT that is supposed to be awful and not really a crossover at all.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 13:32

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Waiting for you to post more pictures is really taking me back to the days of 14.4k

I don't have any other pictures, sorry.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:22

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

It took like 10 minutes to download this back in the day.

And it filled the entire monitor.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:28

A. Beaverhausen: Nov 11, 2008; by R. Guyovich

SplitSoul posted:

i read a few, they're absolutely terrible.

also the lone gunmen faked their deaths and are now hunting terrorists for the u.s. government. seriously.

...what? Ugggh

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:35

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

Well they did prevent 9/11.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:42

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

i remember finding a site some clips of faith adams and clips of other girls on a visitor preview page with a staggered numbering to the file names and in pig-1, pig-2, pig-4 fashion i painstakingly downloaded every scene the website had in pieces over dial-up and stitched them back together into their full movies so i could wank to that .mpg goodness

i would set my crt to the exact resolution of the video i was watching because that provided the clearest fullscreen image with no blocking

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:43

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ManMythLegend posted:

Mods change Leperflesh's name to Scully.exe.

Why hasn't this been done yet? Mods?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:11

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

MODS?!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:36

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Picnic Princess posted:

Why hasn't this been done yet? Mods?

It's a conspiracy involving the highest level of the government.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 06:02

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

ManMythLegend now there's no proof of that

# ? Nov 6, 2014 06:15

Fruity Gordo: Aug 5, 2013; Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

ManMythLegend posted:

It's a conspiracy involving the highest level of the government.

manmythlegend r u suggesting that there is a shadow government controlling our postings

# ? Nov 6, 2014 06:37

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ManMythLegend posted:

It's a conspiracy involving the highest level of the government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP3L5B8Iw70

# ? Nov 6, 2014 07:51

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

# ? Nov 6, 2014 08:02

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Fruity Gordo posted:

manmythlegend r u suggesting that there is a shadow government controlling our postings

I've already said too much. If you're still curious you know how to find me.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 10:31

Shelf Adventure: Jul 18, 2006; I'm down with that brother

Leperflesh posted:

Oh man.

Back in the olden days when people still had to use modems to access the information superhighway and what you did when you wanted to see sexy pictures was scrape them off of terrible usenet newsgroups using automated uuencode decoder software and then organize them in folders on your hard drive, I did that with Gillian Anderson pics.

Don't judge me. This is a safe space.

Since I never delete anything (why bother, hard drives just double in size every couple years), here you go. I swear I had not plumbed this corner of my archives for years but this thread reminded me.

There might be one or two fakes in here, I dunno

# ? Nov 8, 2014 17:58

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would

# ? Nov 8, 2014 18:02

Sephiroth_IRA: Mar 31, 2010

lol scully kept a little dog that ate it's last owner.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 06:32

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

lol scully kept a little dog that ate it's last owner.

That would explain her predilection for peanut butter

# ? Nov 20, 2014 06:57

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

i'd like to point out watching the show the skully blink stands out and blinking like that is one of the number one signs of a brain tumor or tumors.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 07:30

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Hey cool to see this thread I'm binge watching the X files right now.

# ? Nov 20, 2014 07:44

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mulder - "Scully, you were abducted by aliens!"
Scully - "Yeah."
Mulder - "They probed you?"
Scully - "Yeah."
Mulder - "You were on their ship!"
Scully - "Yeah."
Mulder - "They had you in a stasis tube."
Scully - "Yeah."
Mulder - "It was in antarctica."
Scully - "Yeah."
Mulder - "I rescued you from aliens."
Scully - "Yeah."
Mulder - "You saw their ship fly away."
Scully - "A little, yeah."
Mulder - "Scully, do you know what this mean?!? ALIENS DO EXIST!"
Scully - "Oh Mulder, you and your crazy theories. Where do you come up with this stuff?"

# ? Nov 20, 2014 07:45