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Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Safe boys. It's November so time for yet another 'EPL' thread! First off, the table:


edit: up to date, thanks vyelkin!

There has been plenty to laugh at over this season in our humble league, including last seasons winners diving off a cliff and the circus performance that has been Liverpool. Here's to another month of great laughs at the expense of very rich people!

Some tasty fixtures:
Liverpool v Chelsea, 12:45 Sat. 8th.
Arse-anal v Man Utd, 17:30 Sat. 22nd.
Liverpool v Stoke, 15:00 Sat. 29th.
Southampton v Man City, 13:30 Sun. 30th.

Pantsuit fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Nov 1, 2014

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Couldn't even post an up-to-date table, for shame.



Invincibles 2.0 this season?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
There's an error with that table, Southampton's goals conceded is missing a digit.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
What do Burnley get called if they don't manage a single win? Still think they'll break Derby's record though

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Pantsuit posted:

There has been plenty to laugh at over this season in our humble league, including last seasons winners diving off a cliff and the circus performance that has been Liverpool. Here's to another month of great laughs at the expense of very rich people!

But equally rich people are profiting, thus negating the laughs.

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Eau de MacGowan posted:

But equally rich people are profiting, thus negating the laughs.

very true, but you gotta get laughs somewhere.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Jose posted:

What do Burnley get called if they don't manage a single win?

poo poo.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Despite their loss today I think Liverpool has what it takes to stay up. Calling it now.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Who is British, up-and-coming, and ultimately overrated? Liverpool will hire him in December 2015 to replace Rodgers.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Brony Car posted:

Who is British, up-and-coming, and ultimately overrated? Liverpool will hire him in December 2015 to replace Rodgers.
Alan Pardew

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Pardew's at a big club. Why would he leave to go to Liverpool?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Seeing how bad job security is as a football manager why would he leave. Assuming you like keeping your job instead of constant pay offs in the millions

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

Brony Car posted:

Who is British, up-and-coming, and ultimately overrated? Liverpool will hire him in December 2015 to replace Rodgers.

Big Sam

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Jose posted:

Seeing how bad job security is as a football manager why would he leave. Assuming you like keeping your job instead of constant pay offs in the millions
lmao

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

What do Burnley get called if they don't manage a single win? Still think they'll break Derby's record though

The Unvincibles

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS
lmao spurs 3 points off the drop

we're poo poo lads real poo poo

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
I know united is a midtable side now but I think tomorrow's derby should still count as a big November match for your list.

Earthy Ape Unit
Jun 17, 2014

by XyloJW
Also, hot tips from the City dressing room for tomorrow - Mangala is out hurt and Kun Aguero has custom anime shin pads lmao

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

I know united is a midtable side now but I think tomorrow's derby should still count as a big November match for your list.

Didn't bother since there's a matchday thread already!

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
I've been absent from TRP for a month or so, why are we now using Soccer instead of football? Did someone lose a bet?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Earthy Ape Unit posted:

Also, hot tips from the City dressing room for tomorrow - Mangala is out hurt and Kun Aguero has custom anime shin pads lmao

Kun's custom anime shin pads aren't anything new

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Filthy Newcastle plastic pacific timezone post: HA LIVEPOO SUCKS!

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Stoke v Liverpool is a tasty fixture in what sense?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

vyelkin posted:

The Unvincibles

The Non-Wincibles

Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005

Blinkz0rz posted:

lmao spurs 3 points off the drop

we're poo poo lads real poo poo

I think it's funny NBC conned a bunch of Americans into being spurs fans at the beginning of last season.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012
Liverpool is...bad? Newcastle...is good?

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

Brony Car posted:

Who is British, up-and-coming, and ultimately overrated? Liverpool will hire him in December 2015 to replace Rodgers.

me

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine

sign me up

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Jose posted:

What do Burnley get called if they don't manage a single win?

QPR

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

julian assflange posted:

Stoke v Liverpool is a tasty fixture in what sense?

My two best teams.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jose posted:

What do Burnley get called if they don't manage a single win? Still think they'll break Derby's record though

Bumley

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

julian assflange posted:

Stoke v Liverpool is a tasty fixture in what sense?

it will be tasty to see us win

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



julian assflange posted:

Stoke v Liverpool is a tasty fixture in what sense?

Crouchy's nachos

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Jose posted:

What do Burnley get called if they don't manage a single win?

Binley.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Nice form Villa

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Blue Star Error posted:

Nice form Villa
7L engine

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Radio experts: Do you think if I call into 606 they'll let me call Robbie Savage a "thick Welsh oval office" on air or will the FA make me go on an awareness course?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Radio experts: Do you think if I call into 606 they'll let me call Robbie Savage a "thick Welsh oval office" on air or will the FA make me go on an awareness course?

Why do you want to do that? Is it because he said mean things about Louis Van Gaal?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Radio experts: Do you think if I call into 606 they'll let me call Robbie Savage a "thick Welsh oval office" on air or will the FA make me go on an awareness course?

Regional discrimination is a stadium ban.

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TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Manchester United currently have the same number of points as Newcastle, thoughts?!

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