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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
My boyfriend calls it the fucktruck.

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Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
girth brooks

Two Headed Calf
Feb 22, 2005

Better than One
boss hog and the duke boys

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

General Spermin

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

spanish manlove

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Nixon.

BlueDiablo
Aug 15, 2001

Slippery when sexy!
Zardoz

Megafunk
Oct 19, 2010

YEAH!
Tomb of The Unknown Little Soldier

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
tallywhacker

Stool Sample
Nov 8, 2006

EVERYONE Poops!?

Lipstick Apathy
Charybdis

DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

Sloppy Joe

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
الله أكبر

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
4th and inches.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
Wang

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

The Great Disappointment

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i call it my wiener op

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

Song for this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFh6wAVGwW4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

The shameful mistake

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
the sticky wicket

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
Presumed Dead

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Count Cock-ula

ajheretic666
Sep 8, 2008
The Staff of Ra

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Gentleman bits.

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
Goon cave

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




I have never named my or anyone else's genitals. I don't know why.

Genitals is a funny word and this thread reminded me of Jon Lajoie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
The dong show

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Natures mistake

Vaginaface
Aug 26, 2013

HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

embykins posted:

Goon cave

Do you mean a goony cave or a cave for goons?

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
major tom. he's got his protein pills and helmet on

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Richard Johnson

Macaroni n Smegma
Feb 2, 2005

shi't
Logan

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡
The screamsickle

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
The acorn

Shamshel
Sep 20, 2003

Angel of phallic symbols
He, Him, and/or LORD. Basically any capitalized pronoun works too.

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

I was at a fair in high school with my girlfriend, and we saw the Budweiser Clydesdales there. The one named Chester got a huge hard-on while we were looking at it.

I call my dick Chester to this day.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The acorn. :(

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


gorilla panic

Ol Sweepy
Nov 28, 2005

Safety First
Eugenus the Penis.

A friend of mine named his Rasputin because his girlfriend Catherine was like "Ras put it in me"

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8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
somethingawful.com

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