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like, i legit cannot think of a worse example to bring up for movies that would be fine on tv than antichrist. you are off your goddamn rocker dude.
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The shining is a mans experience in childhood, the wife is a projection of his love of self. As the moviw goes on he tries to come to terms and become a decorator.
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Cubey posted:like, i legit cannot think of a worse example to bring up for movies that would be fine on tv than antichrist. you are off your goddamn rocker dude. I'm obviously exaggerating a little but if u think about it a great movie should at least still be good after it's butchered by a few cuts
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Beef Turret posted:I'm obviously exaggerating a little but if u think about it a great movie should at least still be good after it's butchered by a few cuts suspense films require a much more delicate hand to cut than usually happens for TV, though, or else the film loses its tension
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proof of concept posted:you know what really helps build tension in atmosphere-heavy horror movies? Loud commercial breaks every 8 minutes To clarify, it was on my TV. It was on a no-commercials TV channel.
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ah ok then objection withdrawn
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Effectronica posted:suspense films require a much more delicate hand to cut than usually happens for TV, though, or else the film loses its tension Strangers on a train is legit scary
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Beef Turret posted:I'm obviously exaggerating a little but if u think about it a great movie should at least still be good after it's butchered by a few cuts not really, no. especially films by auteur directors like von trier and kubrick. the only horror movies that are decent on tv are mindless slasher movies, which i wouldn't even really call horror movies because they aren't scary at all.
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Effectronica posted:suspense films require a much more delicate hand to cut than usually happens for TV, though, or else the film loses its tension If you're watching a movie on a network anyway you deserve to be murdered and have your meat sold to useful men like Victor Salva who will turn you into blockbuster fuel
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Nov 2, 2014 05:02
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The shout was a good horror movie.
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Cubey posted:not really, no. especially films by auteur directors like von trier and kubrick. I dont think so but Ill concede this; I havent really watched tv in a long time so I dont actually remember if its really that bad with the breaks. Ill take your word for it that i'm wrong
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Nov 2, 2014 05:05
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SpeedGem posted:The shout was a good horror movie. WilL check out
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Beef Turret posted:I havent really watched tv in a long time congratulations on making better life decisions than me
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Nov 2, 2014 05:10
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mind the walrus posted:Devil-Flanders didn't register? aaagh now you've brought it back. "Always the one you least expect!" Also the monkey paw. "Meat's a little dry... MEAT'S A LITTLE DRY!? nooo!" 
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Harime Nui posted:aaagh now you've brought it back. "Always the one you least expect!" Also the monkey paw. "Meat's a little dry... MEAT'S A LITTLE DRY!? nooo!" Other strong contenders are the one where all the Billboards come to life, the Evil Krusty Doll, Kang and Kodos impersonating Bill Clinton and Bob Dole, the one where the school staff become cannibals and start eating the kids, Groundskeeper Willie as Freddie Kruger, Homer in 3D, Lisa creating life in a petri dish, Bart seeing a gremlin on the side of his schoolbus, and if you want to get real classic the Haunted House and Kang and Kodos from Treehouse of Horror I.
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Nov 2, 2014 05:40
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itt goons don't like a popular thing
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Moridin920 posted:itt goons don't like a popular thing most goons in this thread do like this popular thing though 
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mind the walrus posted:Other strong contenders are the one where all the Billboards come to life, the Evil Krusty Doll, Kang and Kodos impersonating Bill Clinton and Bob Dole, the one where the school staff become cannibals and start eating the kids, Groundskeeper Willie as Freddie Kruger, Homer in 3D, Lisa creating life in a petri dish, Bart seeing a gremlin on the side of his schoolbus, and if you want to get real classic the Haunted House and Kang and Kodos from Treehouse of Horror I. also the one where homer makes the time-traveling toaster, the one where mr. burns is dracula, their king kong parody and their the fly parody I still give it to The Shinning
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Nov 2, 2014 05:56
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Cubey posted:most goons in this thread do like this popular thing though all goons are pedophiles
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In a just world, the OP would be the homeless guy being beaten.
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Nov 2, 2014 06:08
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this thread is a dog man blowjob
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Nov 2, 2014 06:16
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10+ years ago: commercial breaks in movies on tv were tolerable now: not so much.
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Nov 2, 2014 06:16
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Next bad thread topic: tampons vs. maxipads.
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if this thread was a creepy twin it would be the ugly one
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