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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

China indelibly linked to nazis let's give Israel a heads up.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
What now china, we got pissed off Jews now and they run the world I've been told.

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
Chinese people think jews are amazing, sorry

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Tom Smykowski posted:

Chinese people think jews are amazing, sorry

Yeah you guys need to try harder

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

paragon1 posted:

There are really two Chinas.

The Sovereign Republic of China and what else?

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

420 Gank Mid posted:

The Sovereign Republic of China and what else?

The illegitimate bastard bandit state, the so-called "People's" Republic of China.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Okay so serious question, which of Beijing's various territorial claims is the most absurd? (Aside from Tibet, obviously)

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Probably the territorial waters claims?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

420 Gank Mid posted:

The Sovereign Republic of China and what else?

The People's Republic of gently caress You, and the Sovereign Republic of Got Mine?

Mister Adequate posted:

Okay so serious question, which of Beijing's various territorial claims is the most absurd? (Aside from Tibet, obviously)

Siberia.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mister Adequate posted:

Okay so serious question, which of Beijing's various territorial claims is the most absurd? (Aside from Tibet, obviously)

The entire South China Sea.

It has China right in the name, it is China.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

McDowell posted:

The entire South China Sea.

It has China right in the name, it is China.

Those dotted lines mean everything

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Tom Smykowski posted:

Chinese people think jews are amazing, sorry
Yeah both the Chinese and Japanese read the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and were all "whoa Jews are awesome, we should hang out with these guys"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

JT Jag posted:

Yeah both the Chinese and Japanese read the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and were all "whoa Jews are awesome, we should hang out with these guys"

Koreans, too.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Who does China think owns the Liancourt Rocks?

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

paragon1 posted:

Probably the territorial waters claims?



Apparently Beijing expects you to go through customs if you intend to swim more than 50 yards off the coast of the Philippines.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
I guess they've claimed the spratleys as sovereign territory as well, going by that pic.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paragon1 posted:

I guess they've claimed the spratleys as sovereign territory as well, going by that pic.

You should see their territorial ambitions in the Indian Ocean and East Africa.

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Bip Roberts posted:

Who does China think owns the Liancourt Rocks?
What the hell are the liancourt rocks?

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Looks like NYT is about to get added to the block list again.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Did we win yet?

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
There are several billion chinas that exist in our hearts.

Also, kongzi had a retarded older brother.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Do they still do 'onset injun names in Taiwan and Hong Kong? That poo poo is seriously premodern.

Edgar Quintero
Oct 5, 2004

POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS
DO NOT GIVE HEROIN

duck monster posted:

The truth is, Japan really did nothing wrong. They where just concerned about ethics in videoFuck me that jokes getting old.

Um. Free tibet?

Don't worry, I loled.

My friend works for a university/government funded group that fights Chinese government hackers who try to gently caress with Falun Gong but primarily with the Tibetan community in exile. She was saying that at one point their boss gathered them around and said "Ok, what if we actually went on the offensive for once? Started trying to destroy the servers at their source with DDOS attacks and whatnot." (I have no idea how this stuff works, I just have compsci friends). They discussed it, looked up some figures and basically concluded that it was futile because every university in China has a compsci class with an assignment that's like "OK students, first year assignment #1: Create some malware and spread it on pro-Tibetan websites/American companies etc."

Also Free Tibet, not least because Tibet Cafe is one of my favourite bar/restaurants in Toronto and the owners are so cool.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
The British were way better at running China than the Chinese, when you think about it.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

paragon1 posted:

The British were way better at running China than the Chinese, when you think about it.

Germans were more efficient at managing Shandong Province than CCP could ever hope to be.

Bring back German administration of Shandong.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Soulless Chinese people run by robotic German people? Sounds like a match made in heaven.

CarrKnight
May 24, 2013
The romance of the three kingdoms is lame.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Sometimes I wish the Lu won so I could call all Chinese people Lou and have it bee racist.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



CarrKnight posted:

The romance of the three kingdoms is lame.

Ok now this has gone too far :frogout:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Dong Zhuo did nothing wrong.

CarrKnight
May 24, 2013
I think Jet Li career peaked at Romeo Must Die

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The 5000 years of civilization line is really dumb, most of Eurasia can make that claim (Mediterranean & Fertile Crescent societies). Africa as well.

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
Thing that actually happened: A chinese national kid who goes to my school dressed up as a "devil dictator" because it, and I quote verbatim, "perfectly describes who I want to be". He also "admires" Hitler, and identifies as a fascist.


I mean, every chinese national I've met here (U.S. citizens nonwithstanding) have all been one shade of authoritarian or another. They all like anime, too.

Sinis delenda est

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Their is nothing wrong with anime. But that kid being a weirdo fascist doesn't really surprise me.

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

McDowell posted:

The 5000 years of civilization line is really dumb, most of Eurasia can make that claim (Mediterranean & Fertile Crescent societies). Africa as well.

Um not continuous uninterrupted civilization. Check your facts bruh :rolleyes:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Tom Smykowski posted:

Um not continuous uninterrupted civilization. Check your facts bruh :rolleyes:

The implication that Chinese are anything close to civilized is insulting to all the non-Chinese people of the world.

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

My Imaginary GF posted:

The implication that Chinese are anything close to civilized is insulting to all the non-Chinese people of the world.

Hey guy, we're trying to get SA banned in China, not be jerks, ok?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



If Shenmue taught me anything, it's that the Chinese are huge assholes with no interest in bringing Lan Di to justice.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

1. Get a front page article up that mocks china somehow

2. Get people to weibu spam links to it

3. Get blocked

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Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007

I think that without the communist party there still would be a new China.

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