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Business Gorillas posted:i heard that if you blow air into a vagina it can cause an air bubble to form in a girl's bloodstream which can travel up to her brain, pop, and kill her. I woke up next to a girl one morning, and she informed me that she'd been spooning me from behind while I slept, and then I ripped a colossal fart all over her abdomen area.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDMrncAy4U
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Nov 3, 2014 02:10
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fakeaccount posted:I woke up next to a girl one morning, and she informed me that she'd been spooning me from behind while I slept, and then I ripped a colossal fart all over her abdomen area. this is my favorite response to a dick poking me in the back at 3am when i need some loving sleep
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Nov 3, 2014 02:23
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whoflungpoop posted:dudes w butt boundaries are the worst It starts with a simple "no butt stuff" but it somehow ends with an acrid mixture of tears and synthetic dragon semen.
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Nov 3, 2014 02:34
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To all sweaty rear end in a top hat lickers only: describe the taste of human feces in detail
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Nov 3, 2014 03:08
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Rimming is not my thing, neither giving nor receiving. Ball licking, on the other hand...
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Nov 3, 2014 13:20
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I guess I would be OK with receiving it if I was sure she really likes my butt. Getting rimmed is like the ultimate compliment for your butt.
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Nov 3, 2014 13:44
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Yes, although it's a good idea to choose a partner who keeps their butthole clean too. Also, no one will mind if you pop over to the other room for a quick sec to get your Listerine on before putting your mouth in non-butthole areas. i keep a bottle of cranberry juice by the bed and it's good because you get to have a drink while you clean.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Yes, although it's a good idea to choose a partner who keeps their butthole clean too. Also, no one will mind if you pop over to the other room for a quick sec to get your Listerine on before putting your mouth in non-butthole areas. Anyone who won't dive face first into your face in appreciation afterwards is a prude.
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Nov 5, 2014 14:24
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TEAYCHES posted:i dont want my tongue or mouthparts anywhere near someones rear end in a top hat. just because i have no problem sticking my dick somewhere doesnt mean im ok with my mouth there. my dick isnt for eating food It seems p. gross to me too on an intellectual level, but a couple times in the heat of the moment I have gone for it, and it wasn't that bad. Definitely better to receive, tho.
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