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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

MacDougall posted:

Okay round. Double K won but I think Mizuki will wear her out.

based on what

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THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
oh god she can wrestle, Goodnight poland

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

1st AD posted:

based on what

I had the impression that Mizuki was starting to outwork her towards the end of the first.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Sucks that Mizuki's corner doesn't have a second, homegirl has to ice her own face

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Stream has been good for me until now and it's starting to go to poo poo.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Draw. Final round was a 10-10.

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
Karolina out struck Mizuki the entire fight

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Karolina threw waaaaaay more but Mizuki has very good head movement and a lot of those shots missed entirely.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

MacDougall posted:

Draw. Final round was a 10-10.

Lol nope

Even gassed KK would throw 5 punch combos and land like 2-3 of them. Mizuki didn't do poo poo, most of her strikes were also blocked and she threw almost zero combinations

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
To the UFC with both of them.

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
one of the judges is confirmed drunk

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Woah, did the arena just start playing Iggy Pop's the Passenger?

Yep. Word.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I really want either one of these ladies to kill Katja Kankaanpaa because she is awful

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Book Kowalkiewicz vs. Katkanpaa next show, and not just for the names

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
I liked that fight.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Now UFC is telling me to get into fights everywhere I go.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Main event is a squash match.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

CommonShore posted:

Main event is a squash match.

Julie Kedzie really enjoys letting her champs murder Japanese grandmas apparently

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
Age: "37"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Wow 37 vs 35.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Is this chick 48 as well?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Yeah there's no way she's 37 unless she is secretly a Nogueira

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
Kedzie predicted this awful boring fight folks, we are in good hands.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Lol Shannon Knapp looks so bored

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Jens is really adding a lot to this commentary booth

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Haha Pat Miletich: "she's very herky jerky"

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
Jens referred to it as "jerky jerky", though I'm sure the truth lies somewhere in between. Perhaps a previously unknown form of either herking or jerking is taking place in this fight.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
This is the Fitching we deserve.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
The stream is trying to save me from this fight

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Honchak losing would be pretty funny. Her arms seem kinda shot and sluggish.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

CommonShore posted:

Honchak losing would be pretty funny. Her arms seem kinda shot and sluggish.

This seems like a dumb gameplan

Like constant leg kicks would probably ruin Hashi's poo poo

But instead we just get more clinching.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

This is better than Ambien, you guys.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Of course the stream crapped out and didn't let us watch the karate hottie get revenge against the imperialist oppressor, meanwhile we get to watch every minute of this turd.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I hope Hashi wins these championship rounds

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Good analysis there, Jens.

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
I hope Ronda Rousey parachutes down from the rafters and lands in a double arm bar on both of these clowns, securing her place as the greatest female athlete to ever live and saving WMMA from the ruinous machinations of Julie Kedzie.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Dunc if you haven't gone asleep already can you post your story about the spirit journey to Dan Henderson's hut in the mountains to learn the true nature of Jake Shields fights because I think that sums this up pretty well, thanks

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
Barb "Barbie Wallbanger" Honchak wins another unmemorable decision

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Kedzie is at least as bad of a matchmaker as she is an announcer. "I know, let's put one of our two major champs in against a really tough and unmarketable fighter who likes to clinch all night so that we have a fight in which basically nothing happens."

Honchak won but Invicta lost, there. They need to spend a while putting Honchak against people who she can run through, or against people who might also make a good champ.

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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
1 finish tonight, and it came 3 minutes too late

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