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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Should have told her complaints are only considered if One person makes one. Oh the difference capitalization makes. 
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Mezzanine posted:He's lying. He didn't win He's alive and Hitler is dead, so.
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AlbieQuirky posted:He's alive and Hitler is dead, so. Sorry, was going for the "Holocaust denier" angle, but I guess it was a bit of a stretch.
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Ugh, it's "Hedy Hedy Hedy hey. Hidey hidey hidey ho."
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Speaking of placeholders! (context, if needed: the Australian government had bought a bunch of poo poo-tastic jets for way too much money)
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Cleretic posted:Speaking of placeholders! "No one for spelling at a loss is Who boldly spells Rhinocerosses." Or Gallipoli. Fame at last:  Herey Herey!  (pretty sure this is the Guardian, also known as the Grauniad) Classy stuff:  All shamelessly cribbed from this fine collection: http://www.elezea.com/2014/02/lorem-ipsum-gone-wrong/
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This one has always been my favorite, and it's from Reuters, too. http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/10/09/us-athletics-diamond-idUSTRE6982CY20101009
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Auritech posted:This one has always been my favorite, and it's from Reuters, too. I recall there was some lovely Christian internet newspaper that grabbed that article, but since it was a conservative Christian website, it had an automatic word filter that changed every instance of the word "gay" to "homosexual". Because...? Tyson Homosexual
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I recall there was some lovely Christian internet newspaper that grabbed that article, but since it was a conservative Christian website, it had an automatic word filter that changed every instance of the word "gay" to "homosexual". Because...? I believe it was because they thought "homosexual" sounded more pejorative.
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The actual article is a shitshow. Crazy bitch went after her neighbor with a meat cleaver and various kitchen knives in the elevator.  Also from the same paper...  Because squirrels are a secret ingredient in so much New Jersey food....
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This was a plot point in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, except I think it was on the gravestone.
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Henchman of Santa posted:This was a plot point in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, except I think it was on the gravestone. No, it was in the obituary. That screenshot is actually from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Centripetal Horse posted:No, it was in the obituary. That screenshot is actually from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Ah, you're right. The episode I'm thinking of involves an angry engraver putting "Mother of Larry David, rear end in a top hat and swan killer."
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Henchman of Santa posted:This was a plot point in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, except I think it was on the gravestone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv8deSqqKBc Edit: Larry David likes jokes about dissing the dead with spelling, it seems.
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Is that panorama a live feed from the top of the building? I thought they were just giant posters to keep the eye focused on the anchor.
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Badly placed ads on news sites are an artform.   (Yes, we know she faked the attack, keep on track!)    
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I need to dig up the photo I took but there was a local paper that had an ad for a local marathon that was going to happen at the same time as the Boston Marathon (as these things do). The ad was basically the silhouette of a runner backed by a massive fiery explosion.
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BioEnchanted posted:Is that panorama a live feed from the top of the building? I thought they were just giant posters to keep the eye focused on the anchor. I believe so, and I think the video is from some Australian news channel. (Aussie goons confirm/deny)
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Strongylocentrotus posted:I believe so, and I think the video is from some Australian news channel. (Aussie goons confirm/deny) Yep, 6pm National Nine News. The man is called Peter Hitchner.
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The Not Enough News Network strikes again. Toxicology:  Horticulture:  Entomology: 
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