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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tel_Megiddo

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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao if you believe in anything but science

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Dolphin posted:

lmao if you believe in anything but science

well.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
god is dead and i killed him

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I became an atheist at around age 12, and I like people to think it was just because I was so smart and rational. Actually it was for a pretty dumb reason.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
When I was that age was always had these weird thoughts, like not quite voices but clearly different from my other thoughts. Most of the time it was just telling me a lot of pointless things, sometimes a bit more disturbing things like that my sister wanted to kill me, ect. I think a lot of people have this issue, but the real problem I had was I thought the voices were god, or maybe sometimes the devil.

It made my life kind of suck, especially since the voice didn't want me to tell anyone about it, but when I was about 11 it started getting really weird. It was always about telling me to mutilate myself, pluck out my eyes ect. I knew that if I didn't do those things, I would go to hell forever. Luckily I knew that god had to forgive me no matter what, so long as I eventually did the things the voices said, I would be fine. It was still pretty scary to think that if I died accidentally or something that was it, hell forever.

It was really cool when I first realized god might not exist, then the voice would have no power, it would just be a figment of my imagination. I still remember the feelings of relief it gave me.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Morkyz posted:

I became an atheist at around age 12, and I like people to think it was just because I was so smart and rational. Actually it was for a pretty dumb reason.
i got molested in sunday school too

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Personally, I don't believe there is a god. Any thoughts?

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
You don't have to worship to believe.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Personally, I don't believe there is a god. Any thoughts?

alien creation myth

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
effortposting is against my internet religion

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

this was what i meant

do i owe another $30 since i lost my membership card?

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
im yazidi but gayer

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

goons will change their mind about being atheist when they realize that burning crosses doesnt make sense without christianity

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
relijin tred on da interet :shrek:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

this was what i meant

do i owe another $30 since i lost my membership card?

yeah sure send it to me

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I believe in God.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

proof of concept posted:

yeah sure send it to me

Ok if you're at you're dealer's house and he asks you if you want to get high, tell him you want to do dabs. there I just saved you like $100-200.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My Sunday School teacher taught us that all atheists hate music because it is too spiritual for them. I wish I was joking.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
God is a pussy and he wont even fight me even though ive hosed his mom twenty times

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dolphin posted:

lmao if you believe in anything but science

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
science doesn't believe in you like jesus does

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Tautologicus posted:

science doesn't believe in you like jesus does

I go to outback steakhouse to hear false australia accents while eating lovely food. I am the 1%

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
magic is reAL ghosts are real psychic powers are real real fairies real.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Tautologicus posted:

science doesn't believe in you like jesus does

yeah science knows you're a gently caress-up based on evidence, it's all hearsay when the j-man gets involved

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
smoking and tripping is all that you do

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Moridin920 posted:

smoking and tripping is all that you do

uh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
do you know what goes well with mysticism and spiritualism? drugs.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Tsinava posted:

do you know what goes well with mysticism and spiritualism? money

ftfy

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Tsinava posted:

do you know what goes well with mysticism and spiritualism? drugs.

i think it's more that mysticism and spiritualism go well with drugs, cuz they're pretty cool on your own. as long as you don't run out of drugs at certain critical times

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
what the heck doesn't go well with money besides certain forms of government

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I only believe in Science which is why I do double blind experiments to see if its safe outside before leaving the house. I make decisions only after reading tons of journal articles. I also voted various versions of the bible 1 star on amazon and goodreads

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Tsinava posted:

what the heck doesn't go well with money besides certain forms of government

frog gods

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
when you only trust science you depend on lots of people to tell you what to think and why...but with jesus, there's just one and he's never wrong. simplify your life

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tsinava posted:

what the heck doesn't go well with money besides certain forms of government

money implies poverty

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

book of the subgenius has betteR [i]llustrations

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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I unironically believe that SA should have a forum for religion, spirituality and personal growth. It would be a subforum of the "Discuss things like adults" forum, which I also believe SA should have.

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