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Sas
Oct 29, 2014

I was once a John Derre boy, but since driving the basic Kubota 4070 series tractor - forget it. Basic and simple, that pto is slippery and wet for a spraying attachment, even a slasher running at 540 just drips off this model.



She loves it when you engage 4wd and lock the diff to get thru the wet stuff. Optional lights and a protective cage to hold you while you rock past trees - I usually have an erection while driving this.

Jonnys are for gays. Kubotas for the men. Feints are trannys.

If you drive a New Holland, you basically suck a penis all the time. Like even after work, you take your work penis out and then put in a recreational penis just for fun.

Sas fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Nov 3, 2014

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

was harvest moon on gameboy advance?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
am i doing it right

:nws::nws:

Sas
Oct 29, 2014



Just look at this dirty bitch. I'd grease her nipple points all night long.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009

Sweet Tea posted:

was harvest moon on gameboy advance?

friends of mineral town

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

some home made stuff, sorry if it;s a bit big but that Kuboata had a fat cage and a great hydraulic system. She took it all night long, every night. I had to clean her off and make sure to blow out that radiator after a busy night slashing.



that fire truck was a slut too, but who can turn down TWO Kubotas opening their doors like that? Classy.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

am i doing it right

:nws::nws:

That's a Feint isn't it? or maybe a New Holland.

it's a New Holland. Sexy cause i like to hear its accent while I ram up that throttle to 540.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Once you go red, you're going to get some head. Awww yisss!



Sexy bitch with full bush.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

ur Mums dildos arrived, can I watch??

Sas fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Nov 2, 2014

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


this but with weed plants instead of pine trees

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

look at this dirty slut just asking for it. Topless sitting in the mud.



I would lick the mud off her wheels anytime. engage diff lock and let me those big old tires spin. lift up that slasher and let me see what under there.

baby, I can tell you've been playing in that mud waiting for a man to find you.

Sas fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Nov 2, 2014

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Sweet Tea posted:

this but with weed plants instead of pine trees

i want to slash thru bush rather then plants on ur mum.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


this but with ice cream cake instead of mud

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Sweet Tea posted:

this but with ice cream cake instead of mud

can u imagine getting right in there and licking ice cream off the wheel hubs? so hard right now. just bursting.

or raise the bucket and let me go to town on those rams.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

oh look, your daughter came home with some friends



they can watch if you like, or else I can try out that hydrostatic steering on them, I know it's tight and very responsive.

ur old enough baby, I can see that 4wd shift stick in there. you might want to deflate those tires a bit, because it's going to get very dirty here. it's ok baby, have you been touched there before? Just letting down your tires enough so you can get thru the wetness that's ahead.


sum of your friends have taken their tops off - you should too baby.

Sas fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Nov 3, 2014

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Sas posted:

oh look, your daughter came home with some friends



they can watch if you like, or else I can try out that hydrostatic steering on them, I know it's tight and very responsive.

ur old enough baby, I can see that 4wd shift stick in there. you might want to deflate those tires a bit, because it's going to get very dirty here. it's ok baby, have you been touched there before? Just letting down your tires enough so you can get thru the wetness that's ahead.

holy loving poo poo just stop. A man should not be this aroused by Tractors, and by that I mean me.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Jimson posted:

holy loving poo poo just stop. A man should not be this aroused by Tractors, and by that I mean me.

Now we're getting freaky - this little hussy got double teamed by a father and son on the grass



no 4wd, no diff lock, just all natural traction while two guys drive her topless on the grass. Hot.

look at that radiator - stacked and ready to take in some air to cool her body down. I bet they finished up by blowing that out and getting rid of all the bits of grass. No attachments - they were just driving her because they wanted to. And she was probably begging for it.

So drat hot. you can just tell those front wheels are digging in trying to get some traction. yummy.

Sas fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Nov 2, 2014

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVADwhsp-Os

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
oh poo poo son do i drive the porsche



or the lambo

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
any pics of tractors driving in a field of wee d?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
farma brown downtown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

fyodor posted:



or the lambo



awww those TM 700 tires could drive over my ballsack ALL NIGHT LONG.

and check out that detailing on the seat? i'd have trouble working with this beast because i'd just keep licking every surface and probably end up doing it tractor style on this whore.

nice.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

any pics of tractors driving in a field of wee d?

hell yes - don't usually go for the green girls but this bitch with a big-rear end attachment is doing such a good job weeding i couldn't resist, although i don't speak spanish so i'd probably have to mime out what i'd do to her. which is everything.



look at the dirty hydraulic plugs on the back of that rear end, noway those caps would be there after i'm finished with her. 94WPJ? Yeah that's what I call my dick.

i;m so close

Sas fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Nov 3, 2014

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

any pics of tractors driving in a field of wee d?

i might have misunderstood your post.

if it's big buds you're after - check out this top-shelf lady



personally i think it would be like throwing a hotdog down a 14" exhaust manifold, but whatever you're into. 16v747 up the arse and everyway. those twin tires wouldn't be able to cover my erection.

Sas fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Nov 3, 2014

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

some freshly trimmed bush with a cheeky bum shot



it's hazard yellow because i would wreak that rear end

and it's a new holland, so i'd love to ram my pto into that. being a new holland, anal all the way.

sexy as hell.

Sas fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Nov 3, 2014

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

time to get freaky with some granny pron now -



simple, happy to take it and willing to please.

would still do. 10/10. look at that manual angle selector at the back and tell me you wouldn't do her.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Sas posted:

If you drive a New Holland, you basically suck a penis all the time. Like even after work, you take your work penis out and then put in a recreational penis just for fun.

Don't be like that! Be nice to me and I'll let you play with my Sidewinder (TM) "control stick". :wink:

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

check this out



you know you all love it. hydraulic fluid is very close to the natural lubricants you all make when excited.

front page with tractor porn. just wait until i get into those jetski sluts.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Azn pic here, showing that the nipon can slash with the best of us!



leaving some stubble behind, but that's ok and you know that high roof would be knocked off by the time i finish my iwo jima invasion.

Look at that tight body - you know you could throw it all around while having some fun. Azns rule!

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

Saga posted:

Don't be like that! Be nice to me and I'll let you play with my Sidewinder (TM) "control stick". :wink:

unless you've got gps sensing (which ya don't being a NH) there's no way i'm using your control stick. Too many casual workers use you, and I ain't into that.

but baby, you bring your Kuboata roommate into it and we can see what will happen...

basically i will have sex with the Kuboata tractor while you watch and rev your pto up and down. hazard lights are nice baby, let me slap those blinkers.

hot.



Sas fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Nov 3, 2014

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Sas
Oct 29, 2014




VROOM VROOOM VRRRRRMMMMM VOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

oh god that bucket would just rip up your hardwood floors.
thanks riding the edge now

Sas fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Nov 3, 2014

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

You closed the anime thread.

New anime thread here folks.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
A lot of really garbage tractors in this thread.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

mmm ride htat tractor cowboy

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

Then she rolled over and sat on my face.....

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
Why do we all have Kubotas? I do love my Kubota though. Been using it to plant huge garden plots and dig out ponds. At some point I need a sickle or mower to knock down stuff the goats don't eat.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



gently caress tractors and their soil compaction, manual slave labour is superior

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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Classic tractors used in Finland as per my experience living in the backwoods / spending the summers on my grandma's farm

1. Valmet 502, manufactured in Finland by a state-owned company in the 1970s



2. "Little Ferguson"



3. These blue Ford ones

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