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1: thoughtfully stroke your ball hair instead.
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Kill you are self
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Nov 2, 2014 12:28
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Relax because not having a beard weeds out a lot of crazy women
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Nov 2, 2014 12:35
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Having a beard rules. You bald faced people make me sick.
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Nov 2, 2014 12:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
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Nov 2, 2014 12:40
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what if you're smooth as eggs down there
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Nov 2, 2014 13:11
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Alan Smithee posted:what if you're smooth as eggs down there Are we letting children post now?
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Nov 2, 2014 13:14
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2: stroke the beards of other, superior men
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Nov 2, 2014 13:19
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scalded schlong posted:2: stroke the beards of other, superior men what if we are not in prison
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Nov 2, 2014 13:33
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goons with beards are often bald and gross. you can't win.
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Nov 2, 2014 13:38
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Rambling Robot posted:goons with beards are often bald and gross. fig. 1 
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Nov 2, 2014 13:47
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3. Don't try.
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scalded schlong posted:2: stroke the beards of other, superior men I am a 6 foot tall man. Fit and tanned from physical and dangerous outdoor work. I have a beard that could be described as magnificent. Office boy Alphas cower in fear and all is good because I am a unionized man making top rate and I can tell sissy office alphas to suck it. Stroke my beard bitch.
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Nov 2, 2014 13:56
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Get a beard transplant. This is an actual thing.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:25
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scalded schlong posted:fig. 1 WTF is that thing? It's like a slimey egg with hair. Literally just threw up at work.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:26
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Lot 49 posted:Get a beard transplant.  
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Nov 2, 2014 14:30
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scalded schlong posted:fig. 1 someone replace the 2001 obelisk with taht thing
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Nov 2, 2014 14:38
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scalded schlong posted:fig. 1 i have seen the face of god
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Oberleutnant posted:i have seen the face of god And when you see the face of God you will die...
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Nov 2, 2014 14:45
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Watch Home Improvement and Star Trek: The Next Generation and bask in some of history's greatest beards. ZZ Top videos and old Chuck Norris movies are also okay. Duck Dynasty is not okay, as those are beards grown to mock people from the South, and beards should not be used to hate, only love.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:45
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I don't think so Tim
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Oberleutnant posted:i have seen the face of god This guy was the overseer of fyad like 5 or 6 years ago. Way to keep things fresh GBS.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:52
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You don't need a personality if you have a beard ask me how I know.
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pissdesperation.com posted:This guy was the overseer of fyad like 5 or 6 years ago. Way to keep things fresh GBS. now he's a gbs mod though
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Nov 2, 2014 14:54
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scalded schlong posted:now he's a gbs mod though Oh dear. Awaiting some sort of sex/murder/theft backstory.
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Nov 2, 2014 14:58
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scalded schlong posted:fig. 1 This is the first time I've noticed that some of his moustache hair is inside his mouth. I bet he's tickling it with his tongue.
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Nov 2, 2014 15:12
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spud posted:Oh dear. nah it's zot fot piq so it's just the usual videogames thing
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scalded schlong posted:nah it's zot fot piq so it's just the usual videogames thing What?
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scalded schlong posted:2: stroke the beards of other, superior men I'm sorry but I don't want to touch the face of a pedo or a rapist, I'll stick with my smooth face
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Machai posted:I'm sorry but I don't want to touch the face of a pedo or a rapist, I'll stick with my smooth face not all mods are like that
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scalded schlong posted:not all mods are like that incorrect
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mods grew (beards)
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how the gently caress do you go through the day with unkempt upper lip hair curling down into your mouth?
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Nov 2, 2014 17:16
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i hate that guys picture. it makes my eyes water every time, and it makes me feel slightly sick when i see it in a way that goatse never could. i am talking about the greasy moustache man
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Nov 2, 2014 17:30
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when i was a teenager i tried to grow my hair and it wouldnt grow past my shoulders no matter what. i even had the split ends trimmed. then in my 20s i wanted to try a beard but even after months it doesnt grow. i dont even mean its wispy i mean it just looks like some patchy pubes and then stops. i am convinced my genes are not worth passing on
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Nov 2, 2014 17:32
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Here's a tip for yu
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Nov 2, 2014 17:42
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seriously looking for any tips though i will take your tips into my mouth and stroke them with my tongue
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Nov 2, 2014 17:43
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ill hold your tip in one hand with mine and rub them together softly and sensually
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oh god brb
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