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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Seriously don't do it. Don't earnestly talk about your depression or your lovely relationship or your opinions on politics or anything of the sort. Thanks in advance.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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My depression is causing a lot of relationship problems for me. Seriously though I'm sure I'd feel a lot better day to day if OBAMA wasn't president.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

i have cancer

Edit: rear end cancer.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
My cat is snoring. Also, the man who invented the wheel cat toy ball thing with the scratch pad in the middle is a genius.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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SpeedGem posted:

My cat is snoring. Also, the man who invented the wheel cat toy ball thing with the scratch pad in the middle is a genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWyDCeBDDrU

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Also, the new iphone 6 commercials make me want to rip my eyes out and self immolate.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you can't tell me what to do, dad

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Great thread OP! Voted 5

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
death is inevitable

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Life alert commercials got really dark too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4JzxG0cnpg

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
realpost: im concerned that my relationship with my wife is falling apart, im afraid she knows im gay and while i do love man meat i dont want anything to hurt our family, our kids, etc.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

i should have hosed her when i had the chance

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

you irl posted:

realpost: im concerned that my relationship with my wife is falling apart, im afraid she knows im gay and while i do love man meat i dont want anything to hurt our family, our kids, etc.

Run for senate, problem solved.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im going to make egg rolls tonight.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

psyopmonkey posted:

Im going to make egg rolls tonight.

Shrimp, beef, or chicken? Non-meat eggrolls are gross.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SpeedGem posted:

Shrimp, beef, or chicken? Non-meat eggrolls are gross.

A few are gonna be spinach, tofu, and broccoli. Im gonna dye them green. :3:

The rest will be braised beef, mushroom, corn, and bell pepper served with Sambal for dipping.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
anybody wanna see a skull?

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I think I pissed in my friends kitchen sink this halloween while wasted.

I am pretty sure no one knows.

Magnus Gallant fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Nov 3, 2014

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

psyopmonkey posted:

A few are gonna be spinach, tofu, and broccoli. Im gonna dye them green. :3:



This man is a monster.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

porkchop_express posted:

anybody wanna see a skull?

Sure. Post the skull.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

porkchop_express posted:

anybody wanna see a skull?

of course

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

porkchop_express posted:

anybody wanna see a skull?

Of course! :3:

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


no idea

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I don't know how to love :(

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Sometimes you just wonder what is the point of it all?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Magnus Gallant posted:

I think I pissed in my friends kitchen sink this thanksgiving while wasted.

I am pretty sure no one knows.

futurepissing

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
December to remember commercial for lexus show us how having a car makes you better than everyone, in your white walled house and fake christmas tree.

Also, the wife married him for his money.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

you irl posted:

futurepissing

Lol I misspoke it was this Halloween.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
no realposts? aight well then im not a total disappointment to my dad XD

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Heh.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

A few are gonna be spinach, tofu, and broccoli. Im gonna dye them green. :3:

The rest will be braised beef, mushroom, corn, and bell pepper served with Sambal for dipping.

look psyopmonkey you know i support you but this poo poo sounds terrible

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
If someone's at a party and they drink too much then I'll probably waste a bunch of time taking care of their weak rear end

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

wanna munch dem bones

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

2 spookies

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

shiksa posted:

no realposts? aight well then im not a total disappointment to my dad XD

lol

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

memy posted:

Seriously don't do it. Don't earnestly talk about your depression or your lovely relationship or your opinions on politics or anything of the sort. Thanks in advance.

i like pizza

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