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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
realpost: im concerned that my relationship with my wife is falling apart, im afraid she knows im gay and while i do love man meat i dont want anything to hurt our family, our kids, etc.

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Jan 22, 2014

Magnus Gallant posted:

I think I pissed in my friends kitchen sink this thanksgiving while wasted.

I am pretty sure no one knows.

futurepissing

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Jan 22, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

A few are gonna be spinach, tofu, and broccoli. Im gonna dye them green. :3:

The rest will be braised beef, mushroom, corn, and bell pepper served with Sambal for dipping.

look psyopmonkey you know i support you but this poo poo sounds terrible

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
another fact about pee is that it's sterile

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Jan 22, 2014

Magnus Gallant posted:

I think I pissed in cups and bowls and dishes. I was so hosed up I couldn't walk literally five feet to the bathroom. Or maybe I dreamed it. How can I tell for sure?

show up unannounced and check, if there's no pee produce some on the spot

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Jan 22, 2014

Sas posted:

if you are uncircumcised, you can make a little balloon when you pee and swish it all around and that cleans everything.

if you are uncircumcised you can do whatever you want because you are literally an animal and nobody will ever willingly touch your penis anyway much less care about its hygiene

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