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I post a lot in the drinking threads, drink a lot in real life, am drunk right now, and blacked out yesterday after a forums drinking contest with "the" jackyl. Also, when I get drunk I post pics on here and really shouldn't. Well was going to post a poll, but f'ed up bc i am an idiot. The choices are: Yes No im gay
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nah man it's all good. keep drinkin
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Nov 3, 2014 02:55
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as a licensed forums therapist my professional opinion is, yes
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Nov 3, 2014 02:56
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listen to that goat machine
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Nov 3, 2014 02:56
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Idk man I smoke like from the second I wake up until I go to sleep. I haven't seen a decline in your post quality. Your pics were relevant to the threads and poo poo. Your spelling is fine. And as far as I can tell you're life isn't in shambles. If I can post high all day you should post drunk all day hth 
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Nov 3, 2014 02:58
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you should be an alcoholic but for meth
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Nov 3, 2014 03:01
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Nov 3, 2014 03:02
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Michael Corleone posted:I post a lot in the drinking threads, drink a lot in real life, am drunk right now, and blacked out yesterday after a forums drinking contest with "the" jackyl. Also, when I get drunk I post pics on here and really shouldn't. How much money do you have in your wallet/purse/pocket right now?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:03
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alcoholism is just a term the liberals came up with to shame the working class
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Nov 3, 2014 03:03
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I've been drinking 750 ml of vodka every night since like 2007 lol. how long does it take to actually drink yourself to death?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:03
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Until you wake up in a pool of your own piss you don't really qualify just yet.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:03
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As long as you're not habitually beating your s/o then you don't have a problem
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Nov 3, 2014 03:04
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SpeedGem posted:How much money do you have in your wallet/purse/pocket right now? 3 dollars i think. but i have money in the bank and just used credit cards and poo poo unless the transaction "requires cash" if u know what i mean 
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Nov 3, 2014 03:04
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Kuato posted:Until you wake up in a pool of your own piss you don't really qualify just yet.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:04
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Kuato posted:Until you wake up in a pool of your own piss you don't really qualify just yet. been there, but it is bc i take an ssri, i know it makes you piss with alc bc it only happens when i am on them.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:05
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bonvivant posted:I've been drinking 750 ml of vodka every night since like 2007 lol. how long does it take to actually drink yourself to death? Once you get to 30+ your liver will start to give out and you have about 15 years. BUT if you're doing this as 45+ then you could die any day.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:06
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ethanol posted:alcoholism is just a term the liberals came up with to shame the working class
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Nov 3, 2014 03:06
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Michael Corleone posted:3 dollars i think. but i have money in the bank and just used credit cards and poo poo unless the transaction "requires cash" if u know what i mean In your mind are you using logic that that 3 dollars can get me a 40 down the street?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:07
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i know you irl op and i think so
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Nov 3, 2014 03:08
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blacked out in hs after a drinking contest with my best friend. our other friend drove to like a funeral for the contestants family member, went in drunk as gently caress and while he was gone i ran out of the car and was later found passed out in a sand trap on the golf course next door. p cool time, drank like 20 shots as a 16 year old so p tough too. i aint no pussy, how many times do i have to tell you guys?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:08
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you irl posted:i know you irl op and i think so don't think you do, know one knows bc i double bag all my cans in black bags, no one can tell. tell me my initials if you know me, i seriously hope u don't.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:09
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Only 20?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:10
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bonvivant posted:I've been drinking 750 ml of vodka every night since like 2007 lol. how long does it take to actually drink yourself to death? Too loving long. I got nearly five years on you in the fifth a night habit and I just can't stop being stupidly healthy.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:10
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Michael Corleone posted:blacked out in hs after a drinking contest with my best friend. our other friend drove to like a funeral for the contestants family member, went in drunk as gently caress and while he was gone i ran out of the car and was later found passed out in a sand trap on the golf course next door. p cool time, drank like 20 shots as a 16 year old so p tough too. i aint no pussy, how many times do i have to tell you guys? You haven't lived until you wake up in jail on the oak benches in the bowels of some hick town, and have a judge bail you out, and get the best "healthcare in the world", then spit on it, reject mores and continue the march towards insanity.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:10
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are you hardcore?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:11
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I went to a family reunion one time and got a teenager drunk who hadn't been drunk before. He ended up pissing on my aunt's dresser at 3a.m. He wasn't actually related though which made it slightly more funny.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:11
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Terry Francona posted:are you hardcore? nah, i just like how when I blackout I get poo poo down, and feel rested when I wake up, no hangovers, no headaches, no nothing.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:12
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if you drink these days, in modern times- you're probably an alchy of some kind
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Nov 3, 2014 03:12
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Baba Ganoush posted:Once you get to 30+ your liver will start to give out and you have about 15 years. BUT if you're doing this as 45+ then you could die any day. well this is horrifying. I got prescribed buspar once but basically everyone including the psychiatrist said to throw it in the toilet lol. so is it being drunk or horrible existential boredom all your life?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:12
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Windows 98 posted:Only 20? to be honest i fagged out (it's cool to say that cuz our hs lb coach used to say that in the early oo's). when the other dude was upstairs i poured 2 drinks down the sink and told the judge not to tell, but he snitched like a bitch. was more like 25 tbh, and my friend woke up with nymonia after poing in the shower for like 2 hours. got other stories that are cool about being drunk. but someone else should post some too.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:13
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gently caress vodka. You need to get you a kettle of some drat fine soju.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:14
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Baba Ganoush posted:I went to a family reunion one time and got a teenager drunk who hadn't been drunk before. He ended up pissing on my aunt's dresser at 3a.m. He wasn't actually related though which made it slightly more funny. When I was 11? I lock picked the cabinet in the basement and found the weed stash and liquor. I held many young heads against the toilet that night while shouting, we need more orange juice, as I was drunk outa my mind. It's never brought up. I wonder sometimes if it actually happened.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:14
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hey take this drug that will make you want to puke every time you drink rather than replicating that wonderful dreamy state of euphoria. you can remain sober. get in there champ
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Nov 3, 2014 03:14
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bonvivant posted:well this is horrifying. I got prescribed buspar once but basically everyone including the psychiatrist said to throw it in the toilet lol. so is it being drunk or horrible existential boredom all your life? Honestly some people drink and never have liver or kidney problems though.
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Nov 3, 2014 03:15
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ppl who dont drink every night are weird. trying to fall asleep sober is a weird hell
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Nov 3, 2014 03:15
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There was a forums drinking contest? I missed it?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:16
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Baba Ganoush posted:Once you get to 30+ your liver will start to give out and you have about 15 years. BUT if you're doing this as 45+ then you could die any day. How long do I have on my 6 to 10 beers a night habit?
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Nov 3, 2014 03:17
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The Dregs posted:There was a forums drinking contest? I missed it? a drinking contest woudl rule but otoh people are saying they drink 750 a a night so i guess id lose really badly
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Nov 3, 2014 03:17
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TEAYCHES posted:ppl who dont drink every night are weird. trying to fall asleep sober is a weird hell I paint my dreams. People buy them, its funny cause my dreams want to kill you
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SpeedGem posted:I paint my dreams. People buy them, its funny cause my dreams want to kill you 
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