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So I slept at this girls house last night. And over night her 5 fish all died AND her hamster died. All in the same room as us. She's trying to play it off like this is just a coincidence but I am fairly certain I barely escaped with my life. Guys. Am I going to die? Will I be the next victim? Maybe a gas leak or something... but fish breathe water? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:45 |
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eventually
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Windows 98 posted:So I slept at this girls house last night. And over night her 5 fish all died AND her hamster died. All in the same room as us. She's trying to play it off like this is just a coincidence but I am fairly certain I barely escaped with my life. The cia is trying to kill you with carbon monoxide poisoning. real post
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Yes OP, you will die. We will all die.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:46 |
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only if you sleep there the same number of nights in a row as whatever you get when you divided your size by the hamster's size
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:46 |
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this is of the utmost importance OP, your life is literally on the line, how big are her tits?
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Windows 98 posted:So I slept at this girls house last night. And over night her 5 fish all died AND her hamster died. All in the same room as us. She's trying to play it off like this is just a coincidence but I am fairly certain I barely escaped with my life. dunno man are you unkillable like me? I survived gangrene with no medical attention , and usually have at least 2 cracked or chipped bones. I survived a fever of 107 by sleeping it off too.
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VendaGoat posted:this is of the utmost importance OP, your life is literally on the line, how big are her tits? Idk her actual size but they are the perfect handful. So like 34C? Idk how boobs get rated I just know what I want, man.
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Torka posted:eventually
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If you touch her boobs you turn to stone
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:51 |
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Honestly it'd be weirder if you didn't die some day.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:52 |
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shouldn't this thread have a poll? (*) Yes I am certainly going to die. ( ) Death, for me, is quite likely. ( ) Maybe ( ) Probably Not ( ) Lol no.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:52 |
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Fat Lowtax posted:If you touch her boobs you turn to stone This is accurate. I touched them last night and was hard as a rock.
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SpeedGem posted:The cia is trying to kill you with carbon monoxide poisoning. real post caro/kyoon lives and yes OP you are going to die. I am also going to die. eventually everyone who ever used this forum will be dead. makes you think
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Windows 98 posted:Idk her actual size but they are the perfect handful. So like 34C? Idk how boobs get rated I just know what I want, man. Well, since they are a good size I'll be over to kill you directly
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:54 |
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VendaGoat posted:Well, since they are a good size I'll be over to kill you directly She had pierced nips too. It was definitely a +++++++++ cause I love pierced nips and tattoos. I have a weak sport for hipster girls going to art school.
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Real talk, when your family abandons you because you are dying from some horrible diseases and you smell bad, I'll crack jokes at you and you'll forget who I am. You can touch people in their death throws and not get killed, unless its ebola. Man who died sister wanted me as a mark from day one he tells me, He told me I was her obsession. When he died from respitory distress I walked outside and smoked a ciggarette, and it rained. i'd rather be alone.
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Sure you'll die. But not because of what killed all the animals. What happened is while you were sleeping, she used her evil witch vagina magics to transfer their remaining life force into you. You will live slightly longer due to this incident. Congratulations.
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Update: She claims the hamster was really old. She also thinks the heater may have broke by chance in the fish tank as well. I don't believe a loving word of it
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:58 |
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Don't even act like you didn't kill her pets, you weirdo.
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Windows 98 posted:Idk her actual size but they are the perfect handful. So like 34C? Idk how boobs get rated I just know what I want, man. Ibtc
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SpeedGem posted:Real talk, when your family abandons you because you are dying from some horrible diseases and you smell bad, I'll crack jokes at you and you'll forget who I am. when I quoted you saying "caro/kyoon lives" I was being facetious but now maybe I wasn't totally off-base
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 03:58 |
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I thought you were a girl, Windows 98. My answer is tempered by your response. e: Tempered? I was thinking about eggs. ANYWAY ANSWER please
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I.C. posted:I thought you were a girl, Windows 98. Here is a selfie I posted in the PYF selfie thread. As you can see I am a man.
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everyone dies, how it happens is your call.
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Well actually you can't actually see the parts that make me a man but I hope you believe me
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Windows 98 posted:Here is a selfie I posted in the PYF selfie thread. As you can see I am a man. could be a butch woman who is trans.
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TOILETLORD posted:could be a butch woman who is trans. Windows 98 posted:Well actually you can't actually see the parts that make me a man but I hope you believe me
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Windows 98 posted:Here is a selfie I posted in the PYF selfie thread. As you can see I am a man. 7/10, would date
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Hubba hubba Don't die!
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Windows 98 posted:Here is a selfie I posted in the PYF selfie thread. As you can see I am a man. i'm tox myself to take a picture of me at my worst. give me battery charger 3 hours to charge the batteries
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TEAYCHES posted:7/10, would date you're gay????????? vvvv Nooo kyoon turn left
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If i dont take a picture of me in the after 3 hours ban me
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new goal in your head, survive to 1 am est
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SpeedGem posted:If i dont take a picture of me in the after 3 hours ban me Quote for postarity. Time is 10:05pm EST.
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