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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The Mad Archivist posted:

you're gay?????????

:ssh:

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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

Quote for postarity. Time is 10:05pm EST.

Im using panasonic batteries so give me at least a 30 minute buffer?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
hey op you survive being shot yet? I have.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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SpeedGem posted:

Im using panasonic batteries so give me at least a 30 minute buffer?

FINE. You have until 1:35am EST. I will be awake and waiting to report your toxx.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TOILETLORD posted:

hey op you survive being shot yet? I have.

what did you do to deserve that

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

FINE. You have until 1:35am EST. I will be awake and waiting to report your toxx.

I love you

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

TEAYCHES posted:

what did you do to deserve that

nothing i shot myself with a .22 when i was 8.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
its cause some one else knows the shittyness of the batteries

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I don't really give a poo poo about your batteries I just want to get someone banned one day

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

TOILETLORD posted:

nothing i shot myself with a .22 when i was 8.

why did you shoot yourself when you were 8

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

I don't really give a poo poo about your batteries I just want to get someone banned one day

Well i have some bad news, the bars are 3 steps away from reen out of 14 bars, I could power up my camera now, but i'll wait for full charge, also I need a haircut

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

TEAYCHES posted:

why did hunters shoot you in the leg when you were 8

I looked like a deer.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
everyone who posts on this forum is dead, long dead

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:yikes:

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
what hair style you want when i snap the pic, i have a 55 gallon jug of hair gel.

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot
god willing op

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

gnarlyhotep posted:

everyone who posts on this forum is dead, long dead

same

anyone who has seen my user photo knows as much!!!

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

TEAYCHES posted:

why did you shoot yourself when you were 8

i was excited and had my rifle pointed at the ground like i was taught and shot myself in the foot because my grandpa gave me his old marlin ranger with no safety and shot my foot, then he dug out what he could and i shot some cans was pretty fun. i think i shot a rabbit that day, shooting rabbits is pretty awesome.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

The Mad Archivist posted:

same

anyone who has seen my user photo knows as much!!!

I am couting the minutes it takes

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

SpeedGem posted:

what hair style you want when i snap the pic, i have a 55 gallon jug of hair gel.

Just stick your head in the jug and then whip it around.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Just stick your head in the jug and then whip it around.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfnyyq_whip-my-hair-bruce-springsteen-jimmy-fallon-as-neil-young_music

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

This is actually a pretty drat good cover tbh

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Windows 98 posted:

This is actually a pretty drat good cover tbh

yep Fallon's an impressive young man

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Windows 98 posted:

Update: She claims the hamster was really old. She also thinks the heater may have broke by chance in the fish tank as well.

I don't believe a loving word of it :tinfoil:

we can crack this son of a bitch wide open op. heater's the weak point here. ask her how it broke. don't ask any leading questions, but find out this stuff:

physically cracked open? electrocuted fish? boiled them? froze them? what kind of fish? what kind of tank? what kind of "heater?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I already asked her how she thought it broke and we pulled it out and it looked fine. When she bought it at Petco it didn't have a suction cup thing on it so she dangled it in there. I'm pretty sure she electrocuted her fishes during the night and I don't know anything about fish tank heaters so I guess I have no idea if it was installed properly when I saw it pulled out.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
More importantly, was the hamster in the fish tank as well?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Windows 98 posted:

I already asked her how she thought it broke and we pulled it out and it looked fine. When she bought it at Petco it didn't have a suction cup thing on it so she dangled it in there. I'm pretty sure she electrocuted her fishes during the night and I don't know anything about fish tank heaters so I guess I have no idea if it was installed properly when I saw it pulled out.

howd she pull it out? by the chord or what. If even a finger touched the water she'd be dead too.
or she just unplugged it first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
If it was electrocuting them wouldn't the fish be burnt too though? They weren't.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

More importantly, was the hamster in the fish tank as well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnw46tX15ak

Windows 98 posted:

If it was electrocuting them wouldn't the fish be burnt too though? They weren't.

no because they're not exposed to oxygen when it happens
was it salt fish or like a goldfish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Silver Gadget
Apr 17, 2006

Ya got lucky OP just walk away from this one and don't look back. You don't want to sleep with am adult who has had a pet pet hamster anyway.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

you got lucky because wy you dating a girl w/ a hamster

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Next time…try a guinea pig!…:sun:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I dont believe you OP.

Youre still a cute man though.

:colbert:/:3:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yCyysCmhlQ

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Inevitable posted:

Yes OP, you will die. We will all die.

Not if you input the konami code before you started, then you get lots of extra lives

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

You need to go to the loving hospital.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
call the police..

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

You're already dead to me OP.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
So I woke up last night at 3am because my cat brought a dead mouse through his cat door and plopped it on me while I was sleeping...

Death is following me. This is some Final Destination poo poo.

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