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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
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I'm going to sleep as soon as I post this tread, so leave me nice messages for in the AM.

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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
you're never gonna see this thread again

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i will gently caress you're butt

wit
Jul 26, 2011

1gnoirents posted:

you're never gonna see this thread again

This is the first time you have ever made me laugh.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TO7FLxZRSM

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Youre gonna get things done today, tiger!

Just dont rape that homeless elderly woman please.

You know the one.

She lives by those trashcans.

Dont touch her you sick gently caress.

I hope you get help.

Tiger.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
if you die in your sleep you never have to suffer another day of life.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
You've got friends on the Something Awful forums buddy :unsmith:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Harime Nui posted:

You've got friends on the Something Awful forums buddy :unsmith:

that's a lie people tell me all the time i'm one of the worst posters. as far as i can tell you are worse than me.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Harime Nui posted:

You've got friends on the Something Awful forums buddy :unsmith:

Said the anorexic girl who has horrible financial issues.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

your life is meaningless. you are one day closer to being a a senile and broken shell of a human being that younger folks will barely register as a person. you and everyone you have ever cared about will die, completely forgotten as billions and billions of years pass without your unnoteworthy existence around to experience any of them. all the effort you've placed into your career and relationships is pointless. might as well go back to bed

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Said the anorexic girl who has horrible financial issues.

she sounds hot, i'm good with money maybe we can make something work out.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Vargs posted:

your life is meaningless. you are one day closer to being a a senile and broken shell of a human being that younger folks will barely register as a person. you and everyone you have ever cared about will die, completely forgotten as billions and billions of years pass without your unnoteworthy existence around to experience any of them. all the effort you've placed into your career and relationships is pointless. might as well go back to bed

The universe picks one winner right before heat death and luckily its at random so hes got that going for him

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

she sounds hot, i'm good with money maybe we can make something work out.

Harime Nui is actually a 19 year old anorexic girl who is on welfare.

She doesnt know how to budget at all and spends all her money when she gets it.

I feel really bad for her.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Shes also infertile now because of the anorexia.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Shes also infertile now because of the anorexia.

hot means i never have to pay for kids or condoms.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

hot means i never have to pay for kids or condoms.

:bigtran::hf::iamafag:

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i hope you never wake up and get to read this message

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
if you are looking to SA or the internet in general to give you a reason to shift yourself out of bed each morning ding ding its checkout time at life motel

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

TOILETLORD posted:

that's a lie people tell me all the time i'm one of the worst posters. as far as i can tell you are worse than me.

Why would you assume I was talking to you?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Harime Nui posted:

Why would you assume I was talking to you?

i assume everyone is, because i have an ego.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Work hard, have fun!

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008

TOILETLORD posted:

that's a lie people tell me all the time i'm one of the worst posters. as far as i can tell you are worse than me.

you are pretty middle of the pack, tbh

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Pillow Clerk posted:

you are pretty middle of the pack, tbh

i'll take it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

1gnoirents posted:

you're never gonna see this thread again

thats a positive for everyone

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

All those cocks aren't going to suck themselves, champ!

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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None of your worries actually exist so look at life and enjoy it

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Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
We could all die in our sleep tonight and nothing would change

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