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some doctors number is 987 and mine is 997 etc and i get non stop calls from the local hospital asking if i am a trauma surgeon. it's annoying as poo poo.
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Nov 3, 2014 05:14
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weird, I get calls on my desk phone at work for a specific doctor for this reason as well
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Nov 3, 2014 05:17
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Tell them yes, but only for emergency butthole tracheotomy for when fat americans eat to much crap food.
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Nov 3, 2014 05:17
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my wife was trying to call a doctor the other day and got an answering machine that said "WE ARE NOT DOCTORS. THIS IS NOT A CLINIC. IF YOU ARE CALLING FOR RALPH AND JUDY, LEAVE A MESSAGE"
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Nov 3, 2014 05:18
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enziarro posted:my wife was trying to call a doctor the other day and got an answering machine that said "WE ARE NOT DOCTORS. THIS IS NOT A CLINIC. IF YOU ARE CALLING FOR RALPH AND JUDY, LEAVE A MESSAGE" Your wife is dumb and should check the number before she calls.
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Nov 3, 2014 05:55
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So earlier you may remember I was having a pizza shop dilemma. Well after looking up Pizza place #2's number I noticed that it was only 1 digit off from Pizza Place#1. I wonder if they get each other's business by accident.
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Nov 3, 2014 05:59
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Windows 98 posted:So earlier you may remember I was having a pizza shop dilemma. Well after looking up Pizza place #2's number I noticed that it was only 1 digit off from Pizza Place#1. I wonder if they get each other's business by accident. i get people at work that loving order cakes from the other location near my store and they show up and throw poo poo fits because they came to the wrong store
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Nov 3, 2014 06:00
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  its a cool game
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Nov 3, 2014 06:00
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TOILETLORD posted:some doctors number is 987 and mine is 997 etc and i get non stop calls from the local hospital asking if i am a trauma surgeon. it's annoying as poo poo. When I was a kid our phone number was one off from a ticket office for a major concert venue and we would get lots of calls. By the time I started making prank calls the calls had dropped off substantially and I only got to take a single ticket order, although I did promise a free upgrade to front row. Its kind of lucky because I am sure I would have eventually put w and 2 together and done something stupid with a credit card number or something like that and wind up in a scared straight program. 
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Nov 3, 2014 06:02
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someone on some dating website has a number close to my google number so i constantly get guys (very obvioulsy black dudes) constantly texting me +19107334967: I will do da my luv..as soon as i get off work babe .. Sexy chocolate 12:59 PM Me: wrong number man 1:00 PM +19107334967: Sorry ... Sexy chocolate 1:01 PM i deleted most of them, except from this guy +19107334967: Hi! Shela how r u dis William I've just got ur message so here i am babe..... Sexy chocolate 8:08 AM Me: wrong number man, would you tell that shela girl to check her profile or something, i've been getting tons of these types of texts lol 6:41 PM +19107334967: I'm sorry and i will do thanks?..... Sexy chocolate 7:16 PM +13156325070: Good morning, how you doing  6:49 AM+13156325070: ? 9:21 AM Me: wrong number man 12:14 PM somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Nov 3, 2014 |
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Nov 3, 2014 06:12
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you should play ball, cybersex with wizard hat and all
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Nov 3, 2014 06:15
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Xaris posted:you should play ball, cybersex with wizard hat and all i would but these guys just seem so nice, i dont want to hurt their feelings. plus i already deleted all the good ones, i dont even know why i posted those above those are the boring as poo poo, they are just the only ones I for some reason haven't deleted
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Nov 3, 2014 06:17
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Poetic Justice posted:someone on some dating website has a number close to my google number so i constantly get guys (very obvioulsy black dudes) constantly texting me Sexy Chocolate sounds like a cool guy. I wish I could be that cool 
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Nov 3, 2014 07:08
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i didn't expect as many people to have the same problem as me, it's almost gotten to the point of being kinda awesome since i get to yell at people for no reason and vent any frustrations i have on people i don;t know.
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Nov 3, 2014 07:13
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Man I got this topped, I have a number that's one digit off from some hooker named Banessa (yes with a B) who advertises on backpage. I got a poem and a dick pic from one guy, fun times.
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Nov 3, 2014 07:35
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Police Academy III posted:Man I got this topped, I have a number that's one digit off from some hooker named Banessa (yes with a B) who advertises on backpage. I got a poem and a dick pic from one guy, fun times. Hahaha, "let me show you my sensitive and artistic side. Now here's my dick."
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Nov 3, 2014 07:37
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Some bitch named Tina had my number before me. She owes tons of money to various things. She doesn't return her library books and some bail bondsman called because her brother was locked up. I hate that broke motherfucker.
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Nov 3, 2014 07:44
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Wicker Man posted:Hahaha, "let me show you my sensitive and artistic side. Now here's my dick." here's the poem, idk why this guy thought you needed to send poems to escorts you meet on backpage but w/e: quote:I never seen a bad latina and no, I didn't save the dick pic
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Nov 3, 2014 07:45
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Police Academy III posted:actually, the dick pic was first Request of name change to "al the other poo poo"
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Nov 3, 2014 07:50
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My wife's last name was the same as the ISS lady for the elementary school. This kid used to prank call my house which I thought was hilarious. That is until he escalated it and started to threaten rape. She got pretty scared but secretly I wanted him to show up at my house so I could punch him in his dumb face.
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