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ITT we bitch about that one bitch at work (dammit mods). What's her name GBS? Danny, gently caress you Danny and your god drat stress problems you crazy bitch zomg. Please just quit because no one likes you and you're poo poo at your job krampster2 fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 4, 2014 |
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krampster2 posted:What's her name GBS? She reject you?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:27 |
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I work with nothing but dudes, and our bitch is a guy that actually had a conference with our manager because nobody eats lunch with him. He cried while doing this. My manager said,"I can't force people to talk to you."
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:29 |
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I mentioned being hung over one time and now all the women in my grad program hate me, idgi e: not sure but I may be the bitch
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:29 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:I work with nothing but dudes, and our bitch is a guy that actually had a conference with our manager because nobody eats lunch with him. He cried while doing this. My manager said,"I can't force people to talk to you." That's awesome. Does he try to sit at the table and others just get up or?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:30 |
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Dead Precedents posted:She reject you? She is a lesbian. I'm not a homophobe but drat some of those lesbians are feisty cunts.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:30 |
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Dead Precedents posted:That's awesome. Does he try to sit at the table and others just get up or? Yeah, people will either get up and walk out or turn around and leave if he's sitting there.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:33 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Yeah, people will either get up and walk out or turn around and leave if he's sitting there. The gently caress does the guy do. Fart uncontrollably?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:36 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Yeah, people will either get up and walk out or turn around and leave if he's sitting there. You guys are assholes grats e: loving just sit with me one lunch you'll see I'm a pretty cool guy who likes to Have fun
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:45 |
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VelociBacon posted:You guys are assholes grats at least let him explain the defects of said bitch before you jump to conclusions, man
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:46 |
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Dead Precedents posted:The gently caress does the guy do. Fart uncontrollably? Hard to explain but he has the winning combination of being bad at his job, sometimes dangerously so. Annoying to the point of being frustrating to deal with. He says poo poo that's puzzling like the time he said to me, "Go ahead and tighten that down...bad boy."
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:49 |
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We had a dopey idiot who used to crack the same terrible joke every day. Him: Do you know mah? Me: No I don't and you've done this joke befo... Him: Mah balls in your mouth lol!!!! He was fired after two months.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 08:57 |
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im the bitch and i love it
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 09:08 |
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Drink Cheerwine posted:im the bitch and i love it how's that glass ceiling working for you?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 10:07 |
The ugly girl that wants up on my D. I have low standards. Very low. I hate myself and will gently caress nearly any woman. But Randi is something else. She makes me sick to every fiber of my being. She's 300+ and doesn't shower. She has no interests. She just border line sexually harrasses me every day. It makes me want to throw up thinking about touching her. I tell her I will not rub her shoulders, that doing so is unprofessional, but she keeps asking. Does she want me to tell her I find her repulsive? Why do you put me in this position?
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 11:12 |
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RavenKrows posted:how's that glass ceiling working for you? mindya ravenkrows, you catty-fatty
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 11:16 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Hard to explain but he has the winning combination of being bad at his job, sometimes dangerously so. Annoying to the point of being frustrating to deal with. He says poo poo that's puzzling like the time he said to me, "Go ahead and tighten that down...bad boy." He was trying to gay flirt with you :3 Coworker loves talking about her messed up family and their drama. When she takes her caffeine pills and 4-5 diet cokes she can go on forever. Did a solid 5 hours of nonstop talking (I actually timed it). Often repeats the same poo poo.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 11:22 |
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I wish there was only one bitch at my workplace. We've got the one that from the moment she gets in, she spews an endless nonsense stream-of-conscious talk for 8 hours straight. Also thinks telling and retelling the same jokes over and over is hi-larious. Also says "Bazinga!" every 10 minutes. We've got the one that can only communicate in Simpsons and Family Guy quotes. We've got the one that can't handle anything but the lightest amount of work. Anything more than that sends her into apoplectic spasms and hyperventilating that has sent her to the ER more than once. Also knows no one likes her and is constantly whining "How come you don't like me? WAAHHHHH!!!" We've got a negative and depressed one that makes Richard Lewis look like Mr. Rogers. We've got a super old guy that can't retire and works at the speed of a newborn child, and cries when asked to go even slightly faster. The reason none of these people were fired is that we're in a union, and it's pretty much impossible to get fired. The double-edged sword of unions; they get you better pay and job security, but you can't get rid of fuckups unless they basically kill/rape someone. I mean, one guy at another site was sexually harassing all his female coworkers, and in the end they just moved him to another site with less women.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 12:26 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:We've got a negative and depressed one that makes Richard Lewis look like Mr. Rogers. abloobloo i cant get a clinically depressed person fired from his job
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 12:43 |
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we got a woman that thinks pretending to be ditzy and putting on voices is cute and funny at the age of fifty. it is not.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 12:48 |
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Minorkos posted:abloobloo i cant get a clinically depressed person fired from his job It's not clinical depression, it's "gently caress this job, gently caress everyone, gently caress you." She takes it out on everyone there with verbal abuse and threats, to which management can basically only go "Please try and be nicer. We might have to fire you, but only after you actually assault someone."
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 12:55 |
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let me tell you about that B in cubicle 23
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:04 |
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i do casual IT support at my university and there is a woman full-time there who takes IT support way too seriously. she enjoys complaining about every single thing and picking arguments out of any words anyone says. she scared a whole bunch of people in the library one time after she fixed a printer and became hysterically happy and whooped and cheered herself
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:08 |
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She thinks that saying the phrase "Now I'm not being rude, but..." before telling a customer something that is going to affect negatively them is anything other than the most aggravating thing you could possibly say before doing so. And uses that exact same phrase with 90% of customers. And has been doing so for 2+ years by my count.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:19 |
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all the pretty girls at my work who have husbands, boyfriends, and babies. i can't woo a woman who is out of my league without forced proximity if she is already attached. bitches, all of them.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:23 |
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we have a fat guy at work who is terrible and actually just skips out on his responsibilities, and then my boss asks me to do his work so when we have department meetings I say "hey, can everyone make sure they get their stuff done so I can do my work and not have to do twice as much?" this makes him flip out as if I'm lying, despite the fact that I never name names and also the fact that everyone knows it's him, and his outbursts just drive that home I can do his work and mine just fine, I just like making him blow up in front of everyone
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:29 |
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:all the pretty girls at my work who have husbands, boyfriends, and babies. i can't woo a woman who is out of my league without forced proximity if she is already attached. bitches, all of them. corporate ladder theory
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:29 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The reason none of these people were fired is that we're in a union, and it's pretty much impossible to get fired. The double-edged sword of unions; they get you better pay and job security, but you can't get rid of fuckups unless they basically kill/rape someone. I mean, one guy at another site was sexually harassing all his female coworkers, and in the end they just moved him to another site with less women. people literally sleeping on the job and crashing buses and nothing happens
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:32 |
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gorki posted:i do casual IT support at my university and there is a woman full-time there who takes IT support way too seriously. she enjoys complaining about every single thing and picking arguments out of any words anyone says. she scared a whole bunch of people in the library one time after she fixed a printer and became hysterically happy and whooped and cheered herself its good she found something she enjoys as a living its very strange and worrying it's IT support.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:34 |
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Breetai posted:She thinks that saying the phrase "Now I'm not being rude, but..." before telling a customer something that is going to affect negatively them is anything other than the most aggravating thing you could possibly say before doing so. And uses that exact same phrase with 90% of customers. And has been doing so for 2+ years by my count. Jesus. My brother does this all the loving time. Prefaces everything with the exact opposite. "I'm not telling you how to drive, but" "I'm not being sarcastic but" "I'm not saying negative things about mom and dad, but" "I'm not telling you what to do but" But it's even worse than that, his prefaces go on for about 5 minutes where he repeats the same loving thing 25 times and gets mad if you interrupt him.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:46 |
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Calypso posted:Jesus. My brother does this all the loving time. Prefaces everything with the exact opposite. "I'm not telling you how to drive, but" "I'm not being sarcastic but" "I'm not saying negative things about mom and dad, but" "I'm not telling you what to do but" I'm not racist but I'm really tired of all the minorities invading my white upper middle class neighborhood.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 13:56 |
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The office bitch isn't in today
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 14:00 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Yeah, people will either get up and walk out or turn around and leave if he's sitting there. You should be at least acquaintances and straight with him so if he snaps and shoots the place up he may spare you or send you a friendly text early one morning telling you to not come in
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 14:08 |
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I work with a 67 year old woman who has been kept on basically as a charity case. Her security position became redundant after 20 years or so, and after whining about grandchildren and divorced daughters to our supervisor, she got a do-nothing, full-time job for basically as long as she wants. That's fine. Loyalty has to count for something. But she takes it totally for granted and does very little actual work, preferring to hang in my office doorway and spout utter bullshit about how birthmarks mean you have an "ancestor of color", and why Barack Obama should be hanged (we don't live in America), or how she can't do any work for the rest of the afternoon because someone forwarded her an email with cute animal pictures and it made her cry. She gets phone calls from her adult children every 20 minutes that last half an hour. I am technically in the same role as her but I do my work and her work, and the work of a bunch of projects at any given time. God I hope I earn more than she does. gently caress off you misguided know-it-all baby boomer. Bitch bitch bitch moan bitch beeyatch.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 14:28 |
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Waroduce posted:You should be at least acquaintances and straight with him so if he snaps and shoots the place up he may spare you or send you a friendly text early one morning telling you to not come in Actually that's the reason that I'm on good terms with the the Birther gun nut who everyone else hates. I hang out with him on breaks listening to stories about his hunting trips, the latest right wing conspiracy theories, and about how his vegan wife/daughter don't like him. He brings me home made deer sausage. I call him B-Rad. It's actually pretty dope even though he's clearly winning the race for first employee to snap. The other guy is a sad boy with a mail order bride half his age. He isn't a threat. He's a mess.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:23 |
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krampster2 posted:What's her name GBS? is she trans what kind of chick name is danny
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:23 |
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krampster2 posted:What's her name GBS? isn't danny/danni that old porn actress with the rocking tits.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 15:32 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Actually that's the reason that I'm on good terms with the the Birther gun nut who everyone else hates. I hang out with him on breaks listening to stories about his hunting trips, the latest right wing conspiracy theories, and about how his vegan wife/daughter don't like him. He brings me home made deer sausage. I call him B-Rad. It's actually pretty dope even though he's clearly winning the race for first employee to snap. The other guy is a sad boy with a mail order bride half his age. He isn't a threat. He's a mess. You should get him before he gets you, man. A little preemptive defense.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 16:09 |
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Actually that's the reason that I'm on good terms with the the Birther gun nut who everyone else hates. I hang out with him on breaks listening to stories about his hunting trips, the latest right wing conspiracy theories, and about how his vegan wife/daughter don't like him. He brings me home made deer sausage. I call him B-Rad. It's actually pretty dope even though he's clearly winning the race for first employee to snap. The other guy is a sad boy with a mail order bride half his age. He isn't a threat. He's a mess. I'll bet when he snaps he'll probably say something like "I KNOW you were just stringing me along. You were never my friend!" or some poo poo like that.
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# ? Nov 3, 2014 16:13 |
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Happy Bear Suit posted:sounds like every public transportation job ever in Canada I'm in Canadian health-care, so yeah, pretty much the same situation.
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