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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The games are on the wrong side of the loving case. Like why the gently caress would you do this Microsoft? gently caress you and your lovely decisions!

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
xbone

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



how muhc ram are we talking about here guy?

brokenknee
Aug 3, 2014

literally everything is the most annoying feature of the xbone

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Ratjaculation posted:

how muhc ram are we talking about here guy?

You can always download more ram

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Third Xbox and it's called the Xbox One

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The games are on the wrong side of the loving case. Like why the gently caress would you do this Microsoft? gently caress you and your lovely decisions!

Im pretty sure the issue just never came up by this point.

Because theres no games to put in there anyways.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It is s small reminder that most of the money you spent was for the box and manual (assuming any Xbone games even have fancy manuals).

Then you have to download giant chunks of the game again for a patch.

Microsoft hates its customers for not accepting their initial DRM plan, and they punish you for it.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

lol if you own an xbone

-A Wii U owner

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The games are on the wrong side of the loving case. Like why the gently caress would you do this Microsoft? gently caress you and your lovely decisions!

Do you know the hack for that?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


my ps4 controller battery lasts 4 hours tops

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Not Nipsy Russell posted:

Do you know the hack for that?

You shouldn't modify or hack your games, they aren't yours you just have a license to enjoy them.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

yeah but voice commands are way sweet and totally useful

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

bradzilla posted:

Third Xbox and it's called the Xbox One

lol at the though process

"they call the XBox 360 'The 360' so if we name it the XBox One they'll call it 'The One,' right?"

nope, xbone

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
The xbox one has lots of RAM, 32GB is a shitload! My PC has 4GB

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

im pooping! posted:

my ps4 controller battery lasts 4 hours tops

Controllers and mice and poo poo going wireless is the worst thing ever because it means more money wasted on endlessly replacing the batteries

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i am thinking about buying an xb one.

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Yaldabaoth posted:

Controllers and mice and poo poo going wireless is the worst thing ever because it means more money wasted on endlessly replacing the batteries

i miss charging stations but that's not where the gravy train is i guess

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Yaldabaoth posted:

Controllers and mice and poo poo going wireless is the worst thing ever because it means more money wasted on endlessly replacing the batteries

Every now and then woot.com will have a ridiculous sale on batteries, I'm talking like 100 packs for $30-ish bucks.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

McDowell posted:

You shouldn't modify or hack your games, they aren't yours you just have a license to enjoy them.

Wtf did you just read about the guy in the destiny forums saying this poo poo

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
HaHGahahhahahaashahahahahhaaahahahahahahahahaha They called.. *wheezes, loses breath* the third xbox *coughs, begins stroking penis masterfully* th....e xbox.... *dies.*

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Minimalist Program posted:

HaHGahahhahahaashahahahahhaaahahahahahahahahaha They called.. *wheezes, loses breath* the third xbox *coughs, begins stroking penis masterfully* th....e xbox.... *dies.*

pretty humorous

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
It plays Xbox One games.

california roll
Feb 23, 2009
it has lovely ram,, lol

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
If someone has me on speakerphone, can I tell their xbone to turn off?

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
i never seen an xbone in person

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

imo worse part is how... IT HAS NO GAMES! lol

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
All in One* Entertainment

*Not backwards compatible.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the next xbox will be called the xbox 5

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

maybe since this is the xbox ONE the next will be xbox zero heh

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

neato burrito posted:

yeah but voice commands are way sweet and totally useful

Xbox quote user new to burrito

Xbox post sick burn

More like neato BOREito

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

bienvenidos a mi neuvo xbox

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
my phone is better than an xbox one

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I don't like the PS4s screen. I liked the PS3 thing better, where there was the line of icons that expanded vertically when you scrolled over them.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My son wants an Xbox 1, what I say?

Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Darth123123 posted:

My son wants an Xbox 1, what I say?

Xbox turn off

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
wii u is the superior console imo

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Darth123123 posted:

My son wants an Xbox 1, what I say?

Threaten to sell him to the monkey house, that usually put me in line!

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

neato burrito posted:

yeah but voice commands are way sweet and totally useful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWZLa4AnN5k&t=37s

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