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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
One of those costco peanut butter pretzels (other brands might work but I haven't confirmed this yet) and two (2) regular M&M's stick them in your mouth all at the same time

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Harald posted:

One of those costco peanut butter pretzels (other brands might work but I haven't confirmed this yet) and two (2) regular M&M's stick them in your mouth all at the same time

Go be fat somewhere else.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


the perfect snack already exists, it's called a turd and it comes out of your butt

wash it down with a warm glass of pee, which also comes from your body

trust me

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
jesus you are a sad sack of fat gently caress

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

snack on my taint op

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Perfection isn't real hth.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I'm currently cooking Broccoli Cheese Balls. It's a nice mixture of broccoli, onions, garlic, pepper, Parmesan cheese, stuffing, eggs, and some butter. You mix all that poo poo up in a big rear end bowl, cover and cool for an hour in the fridge. After it's cooled roll up little one inch balls and put them on a oven pan. Cool for 15-20 minutes in the oven and drizzle some shredded Parmesan cheese over the top of them near the end of your oven cooking.

Enjoy with ranch dressing for dipping. Hth.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I think I maybe should clarify. 3/4th cup butter or margeraine. 6 eggs. 6oz of stuffing mix (crush it up too). Enough onions that you're comfortable with. Teaspoon of pepper. Teaspoon of garlic. 10oz of broccoli. 1/2 or 3/4 cups of shredded Parmesan. Cook in the oven at 325 for 15-20min. Make sure you pre-steam the broccoli a little before throwing it in the batter.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Eat an apple. It's healthier.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
God drat just suck a dick why don't you

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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By the way this is how those broccoli balls turned out. Fantastic.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

By the way this is how those broccoli balls turned out. Fantastic.



deep-frying things and then slathering them in ranch - ""healthy""

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Windows 98 posted:

By the way this is how those broccoli balls turned out. Fantastic.



thats not a real marble or granite counter top, omg gasp, it's heat molded plastic

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
your turn to post the cat hair dust bll in the lost room

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Tom Gorman posted:

the perfect snack already exists, it's called a turd and it comes out of your butt

wash it down with a warm glass of pee, which also comes from your body

trust me

before other goons get roped in by this TROLL gotta say DO NOT DO THIS!!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I thought this thread was going to be about cum

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Lay off the fat man, he likes things

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

appropriatemetaphor posted:

before other goons get roped in by this TROLL gotta say DO NOT DO THIS!!
why not does something happen when those things mix or something

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

SpeedGem posted:

thats not a real marble or granite counter top, omg gasp, it's heat molded plastic

It is in fact real.

The Mad Archivist posted:

deep-frying things and then slathering them in ranch - ""healthy""

They weren't deep fried. They were cooked in the oven.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

It is in fact real.


They weren't deep fried. They were cooked in the oven.

I reread your post about using cheese and couldn't be assed to edit it

either way cheese isn't a health-food either, chum

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

By the way this is how those broccoli balls turned out. Fantastic.



Broccolli pakora are nice too.

The ranch is disgusting.

Youre now less attractive due to your ranch usage.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

One seedless green grape and two Cheez-Its.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I think I found the perfect snake

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

I think I found the perfect snake


Lil puppy mouth. :3:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

psyopmonkey posted:

Broccolli pakora are nice too.

The ranch is disgusting.

Youre now less attractive due to your ranch usage.

I didn't use even close to all that ranch. I just dipped them.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Windows 98 posted:

I didn't use even close to all that ranch. I just dipped them.

No excuse. Youre gross.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

gary oldmans diary posted:

why not does something happen when those things mix or something

IT WAS POO

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i sincerely love brussel sprouts so i dont think my opinions on snacks are widely applicable

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

gary oldmans diary posted:

i sincerely love brussel sprouts so i dont think my opinions on snacks are widely applicable

I enjoy spinach but that poo poo spoils so drat fast <:mad:>

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Bourbon is my snack of choice.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Candied pecans plus blue cheese crumbles go amazingly together.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
The perfect snack is a mug of boxed wine hth

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

i sincerely love brussel sprouts so i dont think my opinions on snacks are widely applicable

Brussels sprouts are good so I would be interested in your opinions re: snacks.

OP, they sell chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels. They're great for PMS maybe you have PMS?

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
for snacks i like to drink water or tea, sometimes ill eat some crackers or peanut butter

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
*cooks kraft mac & cheese in $200 all-clad saucepan, on my $15,000 wolfe range*

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

wrong. its this

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

bunky posted:

wrong. its this


This is the correct opinion

Plain Cheese Pizza
Aug 26, 2006

Sssh! They might have daggers...
This is really dark

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.





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Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
:colbert: Candy Sushi

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