My two terminator dads

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KiddieGrinder: Nov 15, 2005; HELP ME

He'd be all CG now, actors would look a foot above his eyes when looking at him, and he'd probably transform into wacky poo poo like a toaster or something. And it'd be in 3D.

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Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

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Machai: Feb 21, 2013

KiddieGrinder posted:

He'd be all CG now, actors would look a foot above his eyes when looking at him, and he'd probably transform into wacky poo poo like a toaster or something. And it'd be in 3D.

required line after Johnny-5 is killed: "Looks like he is...toast."

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Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Windows 98 posted:

hahah

# ? Nov 5, 2014 22:49

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

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Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

KiddieGrinder posted:

I worked hard on this.

I can't look at this without thinking that guy's rifle on his shoulder should be blowing off the head of the dude behind him.

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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Windows 98 posted:

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Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

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Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

Cosmic Charlie posted:

hahahahahah

# ? Nov 6, 2014 00:15

Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Whenever I think SA has passed its prime poo poo like this thread comes back and reminds me that we've still got our comic bones.

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Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Cosmic Charlie posted:

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Bog Chef: Apr 20, 2004; make me a pizza with toileto toppings

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Nov 6, 2014

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Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

# ? Nov 6, 2014 01:49

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Nameless_Steve posted:

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Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Is that a PS filter? I use GIMP.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 02:19

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Good job Cosmic Charles

# ? Nov 6, 2014 02:47

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Sombrerotron posted:

I would pay to see Johnny Five on the big screen again, even if they put him in a dire Terminator film.

Check out the new trailer for Chappie, it unironically looks like Short Circuit: South Africa Edition

# ? Nov 6, 2014 03:42

Ramsus: Sep 14, 2002; by Hand Knit

Cosmic Charlie posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:30

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Don Tacorleone posted:

Good job Cosmic Charles

thank you sir

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:39

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Sombrerotron posted:

I would pay to see Johnny Five on the big screen again, even if they put him in a dire Terminator film.

I have good news for you if you like Die Antwood

edit: There's even a Indian guy and a gruff white guy

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:30

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 07:03

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Suggested thread title change...

The new Terminator is Matt Smith's goofy bellowing face.

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Nov 6, 2014

# ? Nov 6, 2014 07:10

Hellbeard: Apr 8, 2002; Please report me if you see me post in GBS so a moderator may bulldoze my account like a palestinian school.

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

I have good news for you if you like Die Antwood

edit: There's even a Indian guy and a gruff white guy

That looks pretty tight. Thanks for the heads up.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 07:13

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 10:21

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ? Nov 6, 2014 10:26

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

ThePutty posted:

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Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

mind the walrus posted:

Check out the new trailer for Chappie, it unironically looks like Short Circuit: South Africa Edition

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

I have good news for you if you like Die Antwood

edit: There's even a Indian guy and a gruff white guy

Saw it already, and am interested in seeing it, but that interest is reduced somewhat by my ambivalence toward Die Antwoord.

Anyway, uh

ThePutty posted:

This is a hell of a thing. I'm guessing :vince:

is next up on the list?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 12:36

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

His face really should be made into a smiley, which could represent the next level goonsay.

Goonyell?

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ultrabindu: Jan 28, 2009

Palpek posted:

Yes.

Cosmic Charlie posted:

YESSSSSSSS.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 12:50

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Sombrerotron posted:

This is a hell of a thing. I'm guessing is next up on the list?

i tried my hardest

# ? Nov 6, 2014 14:20

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

So this is all a prank, right? How did we go from this

To these chucklefucks

Is this going to be a PG-13 movie or something?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 15:46

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

ThePutty posted:

i tried my hardest

Hahaha

# ? Nov 6, 2014 15:50

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

ElGroucho posted:

So this is all a prank, right? How did we go from this

To these chucklefucks

Is this going to be a PG-13 movie or something?

you have to remember we went through this in-between:

so it's just a consequence of the downward spiral

# ? Nov 6, 2014 16:19

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cosmic Charlie posted:

Windowlicker version please

"We ain't gonna find no motherfucking John Connor with your slow rear end nigga"

# ? Nov 6, 2014 16:30

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

ElGroucho posted:

So this is all a prank, right? How did we go from this

To these chucklefucks

Is this going to be a PG-13 movie or something?

How did we go through such drastic changes in just 4 decades??? A mind boggles

# ? Nov 6, 2014 16:40

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

So its been 4 decades, so what?
This is the equivalent to having a boyband lineup in a Spartacus movie.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 16:46

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

let's add some testosterone to this bitch

# ? Nov 6, 2014 17:21

cis_eraser_420: Mar 1, 2013

ElGroucho posted:

So this is all a prank, right? How did we go from this

To these chucklefucks

Is this going to be a PG-13 movie or something?

Salvation was PG-13 so yeah probably

# ? Nov 6, 2014 17:28

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Palpek posted:

you have to remember we went through this in-between:

so it's just a consequence of the downward spiral

actually... again the salvation screen manages to look alright
terminatorish but in daylight

Palpek posted:

let's add some testosterone to this bitch

dear diary
i had that dream i said it again but i was dr who this time

# ? Nov 6, 2014 17:30

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