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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

pressedbunny posted:

I tune in late to see Vince standing next to Dean Ambrose with a big grin on his face. What the hell is going on?

That's it, that's what's going on. Congratulations.

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Go Cesaro.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Man what a waste of a Dean and Vince moment.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

pressedbunny posted:

I tune in late to see Vince standing next to Dean Ambrose with a big grin on his face. What the hell is going on?

BUY THE WB NETWORK DAMMIT

Also Cena's gonna end the Authority.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Timby posted:

:laffo: Ambrose is curtain-jerking with Cesaro, as if we needed any further proof that his push is deader than dead.

Yes, opening Raw is such a lovely position...

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
I dunno, killing the Authority and lets say having Heyman be the RAW GM would own pretty hard.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I am kind of bummed I reupped for 6 more months, then WWE immediately took away the 6 month commitment and gave everyone a free month (while I am sure I will be charged for November), however, I get my money's worth so I am not complaining about it.

That Dean and Vince handshake was too weird to not address somehow.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Yes, opening Raw is such a lovely position...

this but unironically

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

pressedbunny posted:

I tune in late to see Vince standing next to Dean Ambrose with a big grin on his face. What the hell is going on?

Nothing. Vince shilled for the Network, said if the Authority loses at SS they will no longer be in power, got ready to leave, Dean comes out, shakes hands with Vince because why not, everyone but Dean leaves.

You're now caught up.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Vince has continued to do a mental time warp, now it's Saturday Night's Main Event where the big match happened first and then nothing important for an hour.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Dexo posted:

I dunno, killing the Authority and lets say having Heyman be the RAW GM would own pretty hard.

Cena being the one to bring down the Authority would be so drat infuriating.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ribsauce posted:

That Dean and Vince handshake was too weird to not address somehow.

I LIKE YOU KID, YOU'RE AS CRAZY AS I AM. JUST GO OUT THERE AND BEAT EVERYONE UP. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHOSE TEAM YOU'RE ON, DAMMIT, WE'LL SAY CENA TO EVEN IT OUT.

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators
Currently reading the Death of WCW by Alvarez and while WWE isn't quite at WCW levels of stupid, it's interesting to see some parallels between the two.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

cronox2 posted:

Man what a waste of a Dean and Vince moment.

It was a waste of a lot of things. Didn't Vince get fired? How does he have the ability to make this match stip?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

ALPHA LEVEL JOBBER ALERT INCOMING SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER

A HUGE JOBBER

CESARO

IS APPROACHING FAST!!!

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Surprises are like snow cones, dammit!

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Cena bringing down the Authority on behalf of Vince is hilariously dumb.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujIiB2VYse8

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
vince is going to kill himself live on tv

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cena being the one to bring down the Authority would be so drat infuriating.

He's the only one who could possibly do it really.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
The only thing Vince likes more than surprises is snocones, that man loves snocones dammit.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Steph is goddamn killing the seething rage thing.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
"Be safe getting home!"

Vince's limo is about to explode again. :ohdear:

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
I feel like this skit is probably a painfully familiar real-life situation for all three of these people.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
Vince is going to die in that limo, isn't he?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Vince being especially weird tonight

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
They gonna blow up his limo?

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


They're going to blow up his limo again. HOBO ARMY LIVES

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Always disappointing when Vince's limo doesn't explode.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Be safe? THEY'RE GONNA BLOW UP HIS LIMO AGAIN

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

And then Vince gets shot in the back of the head

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cena being the one to bring down the Authority would be so drat infuriating.

Why? You think you'd be used to it by now.

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
So are we being spared the Jobber's Entrance Music with the extra segment and now commercial?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Cena being the one to bring down the Authority would be so drat infuriating.

Think of it this way: Every time Cena wins, they dig that hole just a little bit deeper for when he finally can't go anymore.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Wow the pacing on this show is really weird right now.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

DeathChicken posted:

Vince has continued to do a mental time warp, now it's Saturday Night's Main Event where the big match happened first and then nothing important for an hour.

They've been having a big-ish match happen first, then the undercard, then the main for a while now. Not sure it's the best format but it's what they're going with.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Blasmeister posted:

Vince being especially weird tonight

These Vince segments are odd and off-kilter, it's like David Lynch WWE night. They're freaking me out.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Otto von Ruthless posted:

Vince is going to die in that limo, isn't he?

Like Warrior, he'll die tomorrow, but he will fire... forever.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Delsaber posted:

It's me, I'm the real Raw thread.

AW SONUVABITCH

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JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

HulkaMatt posted:

Wow the pacing on this show is really weird right now.

I'm digging it. I popped for Vince coming out first.

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