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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BIG DADDY VINCE! :neckbeard:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


CM Punk shows up to fill in the main event spot, crowd starts chanting,"gently caress THE REFUND!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I could listen to Vince McMahon brag about his conquests for 3 hours :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Steph: :ohdear:
HHH: I got this :smug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DEAN AND VINCE! :slick:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, Vince loves Dean, awesome.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

AKA Driver posted:

It was a waste of a lot of things. Didn't Vince get fired? How does he have the ability to make this match stip?

They handled that storyline REALLY badly but the idea was that the Board of Directors felt that their Chairman was getting too personally involved in the on-air product to the detriment of the company, so they decided to basically force his hand and make him come back to the boardroom and run things from his office, and make COO Triple H the new guy responsible for managing the wrestlers.

All of this is kayfabe, of course. It was handled really badly in that most people just assumed,"The Board of Directors says you're done" meant that Vince was somehow fired from the company he owns the majority stock in.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

What a bizarre cut to commercial.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Did Cena get hurt or something?

Robert Loggia hit him with a nuclear bomb.... he's expected to be back in time for the Smackdown taping.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Goddamn Cesaro owns

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Im pooping while using my laptop and can hear this match in the other room, am I missing a hidden classic ?

It's two really good wrestlers having a really good match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dean was seriously contemplating fighting that rocking chair.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Triple H: Hey Randy, listen I need a guy for Survivor Series..... have you got Batista's number?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Steph: We can't let dad know that we're in over our heads and panicking.
HHH: We probably shouldn't have talked about this live on camera then.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

Steph: Ehn, it's not like he watches the product.

Steph: ....wait, I'm still the GM of Smackdown, right?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chokes McGee posted:

Okay, what the gently caress is up with people freaking out over show quality? We've had some weird interviews, one match that was really good but with a foregone conclusion, a relatively inoffensive scouting by the next person Ambrose is feuding with, and now we get Sandow. Plus, Cena's not here to hog the third hour.

I understand not having high hopes, but could we hold back the making GBS threads until the show actually gets bad? :rolleyes:

This is the internet, there is no middle ground possible. It's either the greatest thing ever or the worst poo poo ever imaginable.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dimebags Brain posted:

Anything happen during the first half hour?

Vince McMahon trolled the gently caress out of HHH and Steph.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sandow is incredible, talk about running with a gimmick.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tyson made it to Raw! :woop:

He's facing Sheamus :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Action Shakespeare posted:

THE tyson kidd??

DIE TYSON DIE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

yess Rusev watching a match by standing awkwardly around a TV

Rusev can't understand how the man is so big when he sees him in the ring, but is only a few inches tall when he looks at him in the black rectangle in the corridor.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bartok posted:

Does the hive mind still hate Sheamus despite him putting on good match after good match when not fighting guys named Alberto Del Rio?

Which hive mind? There are dozens of them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Clean as a sheet :smug:

HEEL SHEAMUS IS A SORE LOSER!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

achillesforever6 posted:

So that means I was a heel the whole time when I played sports and getting pissed that I had to shake the other team's hands when we won or lost?

I'm sorry to inform you of this, but yes - you were the heel. Have you learned nothing from efficient German sports teams who learn to give respect to the brash but loveable team of screw-ups who formed their own team to compete at the highest level?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Beef Waifu posted:

I am here to watch pro wrestling, is that Joey Mercury?

Yep, he and Jamie Noble are the 2014 version of McMahon's stooges!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Is it the booking committee, HHH?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cena's there, I know he is because he told the Rock that he's here every week, the first guy to arrive and the last guy to leave (apart from that time he arrived to the show 3 hours after it started).

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You're about 20 years off on that age prediction, Hunter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pariah Rex posted:

Vince probably doesn't even know who Dolph Ziggler is.

He gave him all those opportunities to introduce himself that one Raw years ago and Dolph never took it :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus Christ sell that moment you assholes don't talk about the network casually while these two just crashed into each other!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

At least Ziggler actually measured and paced his punches this time. So often he just goes on a wild flurry.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They were almost commentating the match for a moment there.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HANG ON A SECOND.... I DON'T THINK THEY'RE ON THE SAME TEAM AFTER ALL! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo Interstellar is out THIS WEEK!?! :derp:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Steph, remember you personally asked for the "old Randy Orton" back!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...now kiss :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FEED ME WINS!

And winning is spelled T I T U S! :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Titus keep mocking Ryback, it's sure to work out for you!

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May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Roll credits, WWE ends forever on a high note.

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