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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Normally I don't date women with tattoos because the risk of hep-c and stuff, but I like this girl and when she was stripping to get into work clothes the other day I noticed she had a small heart butt tattoo. We haven't had sex or anything like that yet, thank god, but I asked her about her tattoo, and she was angry at me for questioning it. It was a heated argument, so heated her spit got in my mouth, I am infected now, can someone recommend me a good lawyer or something ?

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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Wow, you have an angry tattooed sexy girlfriend who swears at you and spits in your mouth?

I usually gotta pay for that kind of treatment

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=186029

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

SpeedGem posted:

We haven't had sex or anything like that yet,

lol

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
can you post a picture of her? and tell me what her hair smells like? oh god i'm so lonely

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

maybe he watches from the closet as he lets large black men defile her

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

nice i like chicks with tats say hi from me

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
did you get that smoking jacket yet

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Don't kiss her OP. It's another way for her spit to get in your mouth :ohdear:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Tattoos are almost a necessity.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Whose initials are inside the heart?

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Ask her why she has a a tattoo of a heart on her butt, as that is not where heart goes. Ask her where she's been then call her a degenerate as you act distracted, possibly playing with your wallet, which you then put in a hiding place and ask her to look away as you place it there.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Whose initials are inside the heart?

D.P.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Whose initials are inside the heart?



It looks like this but its blue and on her butt.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
I'm gonna die from hep-c gently caress.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Strumpet. Probably drinks gin and listens to the jazz, too.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if you havent had sex she doesn't give a gently caress sorry

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I dated a girl with several tattoos and it turned out she was also insane and crashed my car one night

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
she's going to hell for sure, pray for her

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Sweet Tea posted:

if you havent had sex she doesn't give a gently caress sorry

True facts

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

SpeedGem posted:

I'm gonna die from hep-c gently caress.

not soon enough

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Better be careful of her, she could have passages from the Satanic Bible tattooed on the inside of her labia. Girls are like that, see.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
You're gonna die from hepatitis anyway so gently caress it whatever

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

SpeedGem posted:

We haven't had sex or anything like that yet, thank god

I wouldn't worry about that

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
you're way too much of a beta for a tattooed chick, op

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
should i know who this poster is?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Shaved hair on the sides or not op

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Brunette, tattoos, smokes, half shaved haircut.

Too hot

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Brunette, tattoos, smokes, half shaved haircut.

Too hot

until she dumps you because you're just too real for her i don't know babe i'm sorry

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
the swedish one or the fintcher one?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

heart on the butt means anal exclusively, op.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
The thing about girls with tattoos is, they're all sluts.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
[Jim Carrey voice]Wrongo[/Jim]

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


She's going to leave you because you're too poor to pay for her tattos OP.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

The Aardvark posted:

She's going to leave you because you're too poor to pay for her tattos OP.

She is hiding out in my house awhile cause the Ex of hers is a stalker. He doesn't know where I live yet. I made pork chops for dinner too. It's weird how life is sometimes.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

SpeedGem posted:

She is hiding out in my house awhile cause the Ex of hers is a stalker. He doesn't know where I live yet. I made pork chops for dinner too. It's weird how life is sometimes.

a tattooed girl brought drama into your life? color me shocked!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



dated a reasonably dark black girl with a black tattoo on her hip but you could barely see it so i'm not sure if it counts :shrug:

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
The reasons girls get tattoos and piercings- "I'm doing it for ME!" -are indicative of narcissism and mild psychopathy. Girls get tattoos for the same reasons they cut their hair short: a desperate attempt to assert how unique and special they are.

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Absalom Baird posted:

The reasons girls get tattoos and piercings- "I'm doing it for ME!" -are indicative of narcissism and mild psychopathy. Girls get tattoos for the same reasons they cut their hair short: a desperate attempt to assert how unique and special they are.

short hair and tattoos own

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