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kazr posted:*hastily scribbles in notebook* i'm gonna teach you how to gently caress kazr
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Nov 4, 2014 07:17
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keep up the good work guys!
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I like it because we can both watch tv.
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Nov 4, 2014 07:18
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No More Heroes posted:My wife can vouch for that, we havent had sex in about 6 years goons cannot resist the temptation to ridiculously own the poo poo out of themselves at every opportunity and i think that? that's just great. this doesnt even have to be a realpost because it's plausible regardless
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Nov 4, 2014 07:19
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Kazak_Hstan posted:s not like a typical penis is shaped like a banana, it still Uh, hum. W,what? Uhh..
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Nov 4, 2014 07:19
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Amgard posted:Stabbing the cervix is bad form like taking a big heaping poo poo in the toilet and leaving streakmarks on the bowl i'm just responding to the assertion that less penetration=more cervix risk in kazak hstan's bizarre troll post i can't stop thinking about and posting about. it's driving me batty.
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Nov 4, 2014 07:19
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Windows 98 posted:There was a man handing out flyers at the subway station today about jesus. I assume he puts things in peoples butts. He drat well better
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Nov 4, 2014 07:19
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Motherfucker posted:I like it because we can both watch tv. One time I had to put on a movie to drown out the sex noises so I double clicked the first movie on my HD that I could see and it was Brave and my girl was like "Uhh". The mood was killed just like that true story
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Nov 4, 2014 07:21
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solaranus posted:a cismale sexhaver would have covered the "do I try and finger her exposed butthole" dilemma I thought that was always a given based on the golden rule If she winks give her pinks if she hoots there will be pollutes.
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Nov 4, 2014 07:21
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one time i was having sex and i pulled my penis out of the sex hole and all her pee came out because my penis was the only thing keeping the pee stopped up in the lady
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Nov 4, 2014 07:22
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Amgard posted:One time I had to put on a movie to drown out the sex noises so I double clicked the first movie on my HD that I could see and it was Brave and my girl was like "Uhh". you should have taken it as a sign and suggested buttfucking
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Nov 4, 2014 07:22
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Amgard posted:Stabbing the cervix is bad form like taking a big heaping poo poo in the toilet and leaving streakmarks on the bowl my highschool sex ed teacher insisted that not a single guy in the class would ever have to worry about hitting the cervix 
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Nov 4, 2014 07:22
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Frostwerks posted:you should have taken it as a sign and suggested buttfucking I would but she wants my butt more than I want hers it is an abnormal arrangement between two people quote:my highschool sex ed teacher insisted that not a single guy in the class would ever have to worry about hitting the cervix  God I hope the class gave him poo poo for that. Hitting the cervix sounds on paper like you're some kind of superstud but really it's just dick behavior. Don't stab the cervix
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Nov 4, 2014 07:23
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if you push all the cervical mucus out of the way you can enter the silky confines of a lady's bladder blow your load in there and she'll be pissing spunk for like a week
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Nov 4, 2014 07:24
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Honestly I like reverse cowgirl the best. Because I'm lazy and also booty.
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Nov 4, 2014 07:24
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Goons talking about sex is one of the few things that makes me happy every single person will die, and probably in a great deal of fear and pain.
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Nov 4, 2014 07:25
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Windows 98 posted:Honestly I like reverse cowgirl the best. Because I'm lazy and also booty. Depends on the booty and whether or not I can keep it going on in the engine room. Honestly boners weren't designed for that trajectory
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Nov 4, 2014 07:26
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Amgard posted:Depends on the booty and whether or not I can keep it going on in the engine room. reverse cowgirl is another butt-only position because vaginas don't bend that way, and also it's not very fun for the lady because she doesn't have a clit in her butt. doggystyle is necessarily buttsex.
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Nov 4, 2014 07:28
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fanged wang posted:reverse cowgirl is another butt-only position because vaginas don't bend that way, and also it's not very fun for the lady because she doesn't have a clit in her butt. doggystyle is necessarily buttsex. 1) What 2) WHAT!? 3)WHAT!?!?!
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Nov 4, 2014 07:29
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fanged wang posted:reverse cowgirl is another butt-only position because vaginas don't bend that way, and also it's not very fun for the lady because she doesn't have a clit in her butt. doggystyle is necessarily buttsex. lol if you aren't having sex with girls who rub their clit while doing reverse doggy style. what kind of prudes you workin with?
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Nov 4, 2014 07:29
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Windows 98 posted:lol if you aren't having sex with girls who rub their clit while doing reverse doggy style. what kind of prudes you workin with? My mind is literally blowing in both fast and slow motion right now. This explains everything
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Nov 4, 2014 07:30
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Windows 98 posted:lol if you aren't having sex with girls who rub their clit while doing reverse doggy style. what kind of prudes you workin with? how could they rub their clits with my epic schlonger in their peeholes? lol how the gently caress do you think a vagina is even arranged?
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Nov 4, 2014 07:34
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i mean butts, of which is clit is located adjacent
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Nov 4, 2014 07:35
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perpendicular
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Nov 4, 2014 07:35
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It's a good policy to always encourage her to masturbate during, what if you get hungry and want things wrapped up for instance
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Nov 4, 2014 07:35
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i had a sex
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Nov 4, 2014 07:35
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it's impossible to masturbate during sex that's retarded
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Nov 4, 2014 07:35
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Baba Ganoush posted:It's a good policy to always encourage her to masturbate during, what if you get hungry and want things wrapped to up for instance 
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Nov 4, 2014 07:36
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if you push in hard enough you can hit that tiny little penis that girls have in their uterus
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Nov 4, 2014 07:36
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The Wizard of Poz posted:if you push in hard enough you can hit that tiny little penis that girls have in their uterus yah but you have to lift up the cervical flaps
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Nov 4, 2014 07:37
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one time when my best girl was giving me the oral sex i blew in her mouth and it cam e outa her nose 
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Nov 4, 2014 07:39
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a majority of women do not really enjoy penetrative vaginal sex.
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Nov 4, 2014 07:40
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if you have a big enough d you can put it in their butt hole and out their v hole and that feel really good for the girl
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Nov 4, 2014 07:40
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The Wizard of Poz posted:one time when my best girl was giving me the oral sex i blew in her mouth and it cam e outa her nose The hentai wasn't lying 
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Nov 4, 2014 07:41
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make it so he is reaching for turkey kramer please tia
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Nov 4, 2014 07:42
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if u play wit a girl butt hole when you are having sex into her vagina and you do it just right her vagina will open up and you can place ur balls inside too. its p. sweet
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Nov 4, 2014 07:43
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Frostwerks posted:make it so he is reaching for turkey kramer please tia I dont know I just know how much time I have
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Nov 4, 2014 07:45
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I prefer nuts in the butt. "Awww nigga...".wmv
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Nov 4, 2014 07:46
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Wicker Man posted:I prefer nuts in the butt. your link isnt working ??
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Nov 4, 2014 07:46
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someone pls rehost awwwnigga.wmv
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