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platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
bible

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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
constitution

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Neither are you

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
position to turn down sex

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

neither is chocolate milk

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

little known fact: john the baptist was a tabby

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

LifeSizePotato posted:

little known fact: john the baptist was a tabby

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
WHat happenes to corn i the bible did he namechangr or what

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Bleed out

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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LifeSizePotato posted:

little known fact: john the baptist was a tabby

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Nov 29, 2003
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Mange Mite posted:

WHat happenes to corn i the bible did he namechangr or what

namechangr

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
That's why I don't believe in cats.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

"Held the lion's mouths shut"

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
cats are sacrelige qed

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



turkeys arent in the bible either

thanksgiving is not kosher

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

LifeSizePotato posted:

little known fact: john the baptist was a tabby

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

LifeSizePotato posted:

little known fact: john the baptist was a flabby

ftfy

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

what no dude lived in teh desert eating bugs

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
lions are cats

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
That's bc cats are a New World animal, you fool. They were invented by The Aztecs

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

lots of :ironicat: in the bible though

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

273423-X posted:

lions are cats

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Bar 6:21

Bats and swallows alight on their bodies and heads—any bird, and cats as well.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




post cat gifs

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008

Get that Papist poo poo out of here

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
jesus was a cool cat

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
christianity formed before cats were taken out of egypt, and people still killed them for fun for the next few hundred years. I like telling people that jesus probably worshipped the sun to make them mad.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

5

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
cats can sense evil

cats aren't in the bible

ipso facto jews are evil

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

cats are definitely in the bible. lions and leopards are both mentioned several times, and those are types of cats

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
like cat give gently caress

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Muhammad loved cats apparently, really makes you think.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

skeletonotherkin posted:

Muhammad loved cats apparently, really makes you think.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Mange Mite posted:

what no dude lived in teh desert eating bugs



obvious gang sign, ban this criminal religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
ISIS has been shown to collect cute kitty pictures so

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

When they were in Egypt, there were probably some cats around.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

rapy, but they should be for their narcissism

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

LifeSizePotato posted:

little known fact: john the baptist was a tabby

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
They're like marmosets and corn, they were only found in the New World.

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