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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Which were you on the hole, Democrate or Republicane?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
socialists

I felt like voting but at the same time throwing my vote away ya know

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

cthulhu

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

starwar can you gas this thread? I meant to include a poll so the SA forums goons could choose between Democrat and Republican

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

can all americans please write in "im gay" for their vote, tia

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

kodos

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Randy of the Redwoods

He due

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
My polling place is in a Toyota dealership, and my boss voted in a loving mall?

Is this a thing now? I'm used to voting at rec centers and old folks homes.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Lucifer

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




A bunch of people who won't win

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Fitzy Fitz posted:

A bunch of people who won't win

constitution party too, huh? :smith::hf::smith:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
probably a jew, knowing my luck :unsmith:

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Manifest posted:

My polling place is in a Toyota dealership, and my boss voted in a loving mall?

Is this a thing now? I'm used to voting at rec centers and old folks homes.

maybe the stores paid to be polling locations for the advertising

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I didn't vote for any candidates but I did help make weed for Oregon a reality :rznv:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Harime Nui posted:

I didn't vote for any candidates but I did help make weed for Oregon a reality :rznv:

doing god's work

Imperial Hippo
Aug 14, 2006
Study the past, if you would divine the future
What party is Goku again? I voted for that one.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

weed

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

hitler, adolf hitler

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I live in North Carolina. Guess who I voted for.

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer

Harime Nui posted:

I didn't vote for any candidates but I did help make weed for Oregon a reality :rznv:

Oh gently caress is that today. BRB leaving work to go vote :rznv:

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Not Scott Brown. :smug:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



power ticket of bobby scott and mark warner and someone with a really silly generic black name for like councilor or some poo poo

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
all joking aside, I was like "Dick Durbin, take me awaaaaaaay!"

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i got harassed by some old man outside the polling center who was going on about "do you know what tax theyll make!!

i put my hand up, like STOP, right in his face, send him packing back to the little line where they cant cross

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i voted for jesus, like every year

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

I keep writing in Emperor Palpatine because he has the best policy on aliens. Enslaving them to make giant space death laser moons.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Republican. :smug:

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

shiksa posted:

i voted for jesus, like every year

appropriate name/post.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Kim Jong Un.

Last Transmission
Aug 10, 2011

Cuban. I know this great place, really! But then everyone else was like, nah, let's have chinese again, instead! It's tasty, yeah. But I wanted something different today, man.

Just for once.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I got a yellow absentee envelope but didn't bother to open it, if I did open it I probably wouldn't know what's going on anyway; so typical voter really.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Democrats because I love America

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Moridin920 posted:

socialists

I felt like voting but at the same time throwing my vote away ya know
My favorite part about voting is weighing the pros and cons of going with people who actually have platforms I agree with or voting for a D because I'm worried it might be close. I never feel more disenfranchised than when I participate in american politics.

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
I probably voted for a bunch of gay hating abortion despising judges since I didn't take the time to read up on them beforehand and had no idea what their political affiliation was. Democracy in action!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i was planning on voting today but its the govenor's race as well as a bunch of worthless local people like judges who lust for black death

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw

all hail inevitability

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Myself

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
I voted [[POLITICAL CANDIDATE]] for [[ELECTED OFFICE]]

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Redleg posted:

I voted [[POLITICAL CANDIDATE]] for [[ELECTED OFFICE]]

that would make a great bumper sticker

true story:

Years ago some lady called on the phone and asked me to support Conrad Burns for senator and I told her, verbatim, "I'd sooner vote for Joe Stalin's rotting corpse than that fat corporate whore."
She said, "WHAAAAT???" so I started to repeat it slowly and then she hung up.

dee eight fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Nov 4, 2014

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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
dont know if i even voted for the us congress, or if i did who i voted for, just went with names i know, ones u can trust, u know?

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