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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Wow.

She also told everyone that they should vote a straight Democratic ticket no matter what the candidates stand on issues might be. Okay.

Reward yourself with some fried chicken, folks.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Fried chicken is delicious OP. It ain't just for colored people.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
conservative comedy

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

republicans sure love unflattering pictures of michelle obama

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

LifeSizePotato posted:

republicans sure love unflattering pictures of michelle obama

Post a flattering one.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Guy Fleegman posted:

Post a flattering one.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I am going to buy some fried chicken after work today.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
I wish Barrack Obama married a more attractive woman imo it just seems to take all the fun out of being the most powerful man in the world

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Fishy Joe posted:

I wish Barrack Obama married a more attractive woman imo it just seems to take all the fun out of being the most powerful man in the world

he probably bones much more attractive chicks on the reg

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
it's not like obama is attractive. i mean have you seen him "lift"? lmbo

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Fishy Joe posted:

I wish Barrack Obama married a more attractive woman imo it just seems to take all the fun out of being the most powerful man in the world
Michelle seems pretty hot to me when it's not pictures obviously meant to make her look bad. It reminds me of that one beyonce gorilla picture, yeah beyonce sure is an unattractive lady because she made a weird face during physically vigorous routine.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Guy Fleegman posted:

Post a flattering one.



Anyone who says they wouldn't is either trying way too hard or a racist.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ArbitraryC posted:

yeah beyonce sure is an unattractive lady because she made a weird face during physically vigorous routine.

I would like to see beyonce make a weird face during a physically vigorous routine if u know wht i mean

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

All Americans whether you vote or not today should eat a big meal from KFC. We should make it a tradition to reap what you sow on election day.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
In before thousands of goons white knight fried chicken. Oh wait it was the first loving reply.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

In before thousands of goons white knight fried chicken. Oh wait it was the first loving reply.

loving fried chicken and watermelon is the meal of champions, fight me.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
I actually voted on my lunch break and picked up some zaxby's right after, this is actually a protip

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW


Anyone who says they wouldn't is either trying way too hard or a racist.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

chicken owns i agree with her (except about voting a straight democratic ticket)

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Luvcow posted:

Fried chicken is delicious OP. It ain't just for colored people.

:agreed:

If you vote straight-ticket democrat you are bitch rear end fucker though.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

MizPiz posted:



Anyone who says they wouldn't is either trying way too hard or a racist.

i like my trannies to at least be passable

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Powercrazy posted:

:agreed:

If you vote straight-ticket democrat you are bitch rear end fucker though.

lol if you don't vote straight ticket D to piss off the gun nuts protesting outside the voting place.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Guy Fleegman posted:



Anyone who says they wouldn't is either trying way too hard or a racist.

Finally a sexy picture of mrs obama, totes would

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Hillary/Michelle 2016

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Watching the presidents wife eat meat makes me so horney.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Alexzandvar posted:

lol if you don't vote straight ticket D to piss off the gun nuts protesting outside the voting place.

I guess I grew up and don't really think compromising the democratic process in the name of pettiness is a worthwhile endeavor.

Also why do you want to piss off "gun nuts" so much and why do it by actively making the world a worse place?

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Powercrazy posted:

:agreed:

If you vote straight-ticket democrat you are bitch rear end fucker though.

oh yeah sure lemme just vote for the libertarian candidate instead then

MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
What about watermelons? I like watermelons.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer

darkwing cuck posted:

oh yeah sure lemme just vote for the libertarian candidate instead then

or the green candidate. this is their year i can feel it

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

darkwing cuck posted:

oh yeah sure lemme just vote for the libertarian candidate instead then

Green.

Medium Cool posted:

or the green candidate. this is their year i can feel it

Voting third party isn't about being on the winning 'team', it's about affecting the policies and leanings of future candidates, hth.

This has been Civics 101.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Powercrazy posted:

Green.


Voting third party isn't about being on the winning 'team', it's about affecting the policies and leanings of future candidates, hth.

This has been Civics 101.
If enough people vote socialist or green to gently caress things up for dems do you actually think they'd move back left in response? I mean I agree that's ideal and I tell friends to do that and such but deep down I honestly don't think it would do anything even if it cost them the presidency in a cycle.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Medium Cool posted:

or the green candidate. this is their year i can feel it

lol. literally the only other party on the florida ballot this year was libertarian party of florida. plus greens are anti nuclear, so i don't vote green

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

MeaningOfLife posted:

What about watermelons? I like watermelons.

Watermelons are for celebrating the primaries. Fried chicken is for the mid-terms.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

darkwing cuck posted:

lol. literally the only other party on the florida ballot this year was libertarian party of florida. plus greens are anti nuclear, so i don't vote green
I find it really annoying that fringe left parties sort of get stuck with endorsing really stupid poo poo like anti nuclear. Its like you can't support socialism without doing yoga and forgoing doctors for holistic medicine.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

darkwing cuck posted:

lol. literally the only other party on the florida ballot this year was libertarian party of florida. plus greens are anti nuclear, so i don't vote green

Vote for yourself then.

No seriously.

ArbitraryC posted:

I find it really annoying that fringe left parties sort of get stuck with endorsing really stupid poo poo like anti nuclear. Its like you can't support socialism without doing yoga and forgoing doctors for holistic medicine.

Don't for get misguided and ultimately useless gun-control legislation.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Powercrazy posted:

Green.


Voting third party isn't about being on the winning 'team', it's about affecting the policies and leanings of future candidates, hth.

This has been Civics 101.

Lol winning is everything! Lombardi said so. How does winning .ooo2% affect anything?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
I voted a nice mix of blue, green, and whatever color the transcendental meditation party used, plus some write-ins as gently caress-yous for making us vote for half the freaking state cabinet.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

ArbitraryC posted:

If enough people vote socialist or green to gently caress things up for dems do you actually think they'd move back left in response? I mean I agree that's ideal and I tell friends to do that and such but deep down I honestly don't think it would do anything even if it cost them the presidency in a cycle.

Yes. If a third-party got a significant enough portion of votes that it literally cost a major party the election, that would be a huge warning sign that their platform has dangerously fractured their base. Both sides would take notice and would be forced to react in some way.

In addition when third-parties get significant votes, they become eligible for federal funding and future ballot spots.

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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
People also underestimate the effects of state-level races where green votes can make even more obvious spoiler effects.

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