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Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
:tastykake: Tastykakes! :tastykake:

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mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Oh my God Jake :tastykake:

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Jake on some semblance of other level

Also tied with Crosby for the scoring lead :getin:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

oh no a pp

:flaccid:

EvilTwig
Jan 31, 2001
Send Trotman back to whatever AHL swamp he came from kthx

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


evenworse username posted:

Parenteau is a third liner and Weise is on the top line.

Madness has overtaken us already.

So I should go back to System Shock 2 is what you're saying.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

triple sulk posted:

‏@BroadStBull 18s19 seconds ago
Voracek is tied with Crosby for NHL lead with 18 pts.

Can someone verify this cause if so then it owns.

fffffact

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
I was just waiting for the Bruins to allow their end-of-period bullshit goal but somehow they managed to avoid it

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

:siren: Riley Nash :siren:

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

Rene Bork posted:

So I should go back to System Shock 2 is what you're saying.

Well this might legitimately be your only chance to see Bournival play all year.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
theres a VERY noticeable delay in the audio in this sens telecast

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

:flaccid: is a perfect descriptor of the Habs' PP.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Columbus going through a rough spot huh

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Serisothikos posted:

I was just waiting for the Bruins to allow their end-of-period bullshit goal but somehow they managed to avoid it

Well, I mean, they are playing the Panthers...

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Nice save Crow :stare:

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

2015-2016
2016-2017
2017-2018
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE
I'm really feeling nostalgic tonight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1kH6PJtZwM


:allears:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


evenworse username posted:

Well this might legitimately be your only chance to see Bournival play all year.

Look at you, player. A pathetic creature of youth and hope. How you pant across my ice in that grtiless husk you call a body.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Vicas posted:

fffffact

I'm horny

alg
Mar 14, 2007

A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.

Welp

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
@RandyJMiller: By the way, Del Zotto has told #Flyers if media asks him about tweets from the porn star, he’d leave the room.

What a baby

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

Rene Bork posted:

Look at you, player. A pathetic creature of youth and hope. How you pant across my ice in that grtiless husk you call a body.

Is there a part of that game where there is a lot of icing?

Because that seems to be the level we're on again now.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: FOLIGNO :siren: thank Christ

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sedative posted:

@RandyJMiller: By the way, Del Zotto has told #Flyers if media asks him about tweets from the porn star, he’d leave the room.

What a baby

What is this even about, who cares? I wish porn stars would tweet at me

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
good thing Rangers got rid of Del Zotto before being embarrassed about this stuff. I can only assume Brian Boyle is the next one to be revealed in porn-star gate

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
What did Weaver do to get a penalty? He must have cursed out the refs mom something fierce. Is Tim Peel in the house tonight?

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

triple sulk posted:

What is this even about, who cares? I wish porn stars would tweet at me

mdz was literally getting a porn star continually setting up dates for him

for two years

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

triple sulk posted:

What is this even about, who cares? I wish porn stars would tweet at me

Apparently he's been asking Lisa Ann to get him a date repeatedly for the last 2 years

which is, uh, really fuckin' creepy

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

CDX posted:

What did Weaver do to get a penalty? He must have cursed out the refs mom something fierce. Is Tim Peel in the house tonight?

I assume he said the magic words to the ref, since they said 'unsportsmanlike' and not 'embellishment'.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Tarasenko's been stopped twice already, but if he keeps getting those opportunities he's gonna bury them eventually.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Vicas posted:

Apparently he's been asking Lisa Ann to get him a date repeatedly for the last 2 years

which is, uh, really fuckin' creepy

dude wanted to bang pornstars I guess

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

triple sulk posted:

What is this even about, who cares? I wish porn stars would tweet at me

Supposedly MDZ has been blowing up porn stars twitters asking for dates

Apparently he's nonstop with Tinder too

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


evenworse username posted:

Is there a part of that game where there is a lot of icing?

Because that seems to be the level we're on again now.

If it fills you with dread and anticipation of getting blown up in your face, you could compare it to the cargo bay in Engineering.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Levitate posted:

Columbus going through a rough spot huh

Yeah, that'll happen when your good players are dead and your backup sucks.

Speaking of netminders, Cam Ward has fallen on his rear end skating around the net twice tonight and I hope it burns him.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Shadow Ninja 64 posted:

Tarasenko's been stopped twice already, but if he keeps getting those opportunities he's gonna bury them eventually.

He missed that first shot, but that second one was a great save by Schneider.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

MDZ had a fangirl in Columbus who, according to her, he blocked on Twitter. If he wanted dates, he should've just called her up when he came to town.

I know her. She looked good.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Supposedly MDZ has been blowing up porn stars twitters asking for dates

Apparently he's nonstop with Tinder too

I wonder if that disabled kid he's best friends with is a good wingman.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
I'm honestly always surprised when hockey players get married in their mid 20's and start having kids and all that.

anyways, wtf Chicago how come you're letting Montreal clown on you

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Oh Davey :sigh:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

yes! shooting the puck almost works! do that some more!

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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
DD sucks

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