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Puke into my rear end while I poop in your mouth. I call it satan's 69, but I have a feeling it's been done before. Thanks go to Metis for the inspiration. God bless.
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Sounds like regular scat to me. I need to consult the Kama Sutra though
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I call it the pooper scooper. Sorry OP, my name is better.
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the only sex act you'll ever perform is the "Han Solo" and you know it EDIT: or maybe a Rusty Venture... The result of masturbating to the point of one's penis becoming red and sore Dragonstoned fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Nov 5, 2014 |
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Butthead posted:I call it the pooper scooper. hey man, it's not a competition. this is a brainstorming session. there are no wrong answers and all ideas are welcome. anyone got a name for taking a dump in your partner's hand then loving it. like a hand job but wityh poop
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Nov 5, 2014 09:07
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Spider Helidon posted:anyone got a name for taking a dump in your partner's hand then loving it. like a hand job but wityh poop
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Nov 5, 2014 09:08
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a gross is 12 chicks each handling 12 cocks (triple vag, double anal, triple mouth, two in each hand is the most common)
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Spider Helidon posted:a gross is 12 chicks each handling 12 cocks (triple vag, double anal, triple mouth, two in each hand is the most common) A gross is 144 cocks?
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Nov 5, 2014 09:22
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google is clear, name it brah
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i remember in marine training there was a guy who wanted to start a website devoted exclusively to hot carls..i will never forget that man. i hope he fulfilled his dream. i also remember how he drank too much the night before a huge hike and was so dehydrated during it he passed out and had to get a huge rectal thermometer (but got to ride in the truck as we all hiked). a fitting tribute i suppose
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Spider Helidon posted:Puke into my rear end while I poop in your mouth. I call it satan's 69, but I have a feeling it's been done before. Thanks go to Metis for the inspiration. God bless.
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Tautologicus posted:i remember in marine training there was a guy who wanted to start a website devoted exclusively to hot carls..i will never forget that man. i hope he fulfilled his dream. i also remember how he drank too much the night before a huge hike and was so dehydrated during it he passed out and had to get a huge rectal thermometer (but got to ride in the truck as we all hiked). a fitting tribute i suppose Hydration formation, devil dog. 
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Sas posted:google is clear, name it brah genuinely surprised that urbandictionary isn't in the first few results
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i'm going to call it the Spider Helidon when i suggest it to my gf and she'll be all like "I not know what that is baby?" and I get to make her register an account to find out.
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Nov 5, 2014 09:34
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the Ouroboros?
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Sas posted:i'm going to call it the Spider Helidon when i suggest it to my gf and she'll be all like "I not know what that is baby?" and I get to make her register an account to find out. you're a cool guy, bro. Thanks for making me feel like I've made a difference in someone's life.
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Spider Helidon posted:anyone got a name for taking a dump in your partner's hand then loving it. like a hand job but wityh poop That's called a Nigerian handshake.
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it is a crime that i cannot gas this thread myself
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mexican halloween  
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admittedly, "satan's 69" is a good name. well done, op
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Double Tubgirl or something along those lines would be my suggestion.
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I believe it's called an Arby's Beef n' Cheddar.
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Dragonstoned posted:the only sex act you'll ever perform is the "Han Solo" and you know it I do one I call "Letting the Wookie Win." Basically I jerk off then violently rip my own dick off after I cum.
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Spider Helidon posted:hey man, it's not a competition. this is a brainstorming session. there are no wrong answers and all ideas are welcome. anyone got a name for taking a dump in your partner's hand then loving it. like a hand job but wityh poop i call that a Buttle Scuttle
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since its election season i thought id share an old favorite called 'act of congress': a processional of 12 male and 12 female college students each gives my cock a salutary stroke and then my wife stands by my side as i describe how it felt to the press
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the something awful when you have sex (intercourse) w/ a goon has never been successfully performed the nite crew when you jerk off into your hand on a saturday night, wipe it on your sweatpants and alt tab back to the forums
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The circle of life? Spider Helidon's perpetual motion theory? Edit: I read the act wrong. Maybe Large Helidon collider. Mugticket fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Nov 5, 2014 |
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Nov 5, 2014 16:55
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Sas posted:google is clear, name it brah
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Didn't this thing basically happen in swap.avi?
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Nov 5, 2014 16:58
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That's called a Missoula Wedding Toast, op
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another sexy move your man is sure to love is called "got your goat". when things are heating up, slip your hand into your partner's jeans and take a handful of his pubic hair. rip it out and hold it up to your chin like a billy goat beard and bray loudly
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Spider Helidon posted:Puke into my rear end while I poop in your mouth. I call it satan's 69, but I have a feeling it's been done before. Thanks go to Metis for the inspiration. God bless. the FSB Double Bumping
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Since you have a configuration of double simultaneous MTA, you're gonna have to find someone with their head on backwards, so best of luck with that OP. Any of the following would do and would be inclusive for our venerated grandparents: 1. The Limburgh 2. The Shugaloo 3. The Shy Tuna 4. The Camel Walk 5. The Hypocrite 6. The Hippy Shake 7. The Coo-Ca-Choo 8. The Aqua-Velva 9. The Dirty Dog 10. The Escalator
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Hey I thought of a hosed up sex act one time. It's where you're loving a girl and you pretend to bust then let her fall asleep. Once she's sound asleep you jack off onto her eyes and ears so when she wakes up it has crusted over and she can't see or hear. I call it the Helen Keller.
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Nastyman posted:the something awful What about  ?
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Duane Walker posted:What about That wasn't sex. It was an abomination.
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that's not what a rusty venture is.
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the ralpha and the ortega
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call it the American Infrastructure
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WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:i see your loving reddit tab what do you have to say for urself i like cat pictures so what are you going to do? cum on me?
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