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I started a new job today. 80% of the people I work with are old Polish ladies. They sit there and read Polish versions of lovely magazines and play Polish cross word puzzles during break and bicker back and forth. All of them are old and have been asking if I'm married. I have no idea why the entire staff is old Polish ladies either. It's a loving glass and mirror factory  I doubt any of them play football
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Nov 5, 2014 20:13
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Why did you take a job that is so easily attainable by immigrant women
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Nov 5, 2014 20:15
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are you going to see if they'll "polish" your "kielbasa"????
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Nov 5, 2014 20:15
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Here's what you gotta know 1. The Polish National Anthem is BADASS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQTq07gihqg 2. This song is what you sing on every special occasion. It's mainly birthdays, but it's really everything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvWDPmbbRfY 3. Polish Enemies: Russians, Germans, and Russians.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:18
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Shadoer isn't hip with the times, this is the only Poland song you need to know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syMhJMmGEIc
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Nov 5, 2014 20:20
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a hole-y ghost posted:are you going to see if they'll "polish" your "kielbasa"????
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Nov 5, 2014 20:21
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Windows 98 posted:It's a loving glass and mirror factory Do your coworkers often wonder why invisible barriers prevent them from moving through openings in walls, or how they somehow became trapped in the flat surfaces they make?
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Nov 5, 2014 20:24
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Blistex posted:Do your coworkers often wonder why invisible barriers prevent them from moving through openings in walls, or how they somehow became trapped in the flat surfaces they make? I have no idea because they hardly speak English. It is trippy hearing glass break every 10 minutes when someone chips a sheet or whatever and throws it in the garbage. Usually when you hear glass break it grabs your attention. Now it's super casual.
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Nov 5, 2014 21:37
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how rigorous are your factory's tempering procedures??? because poorly tempered glass PISSES ME OFF 
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Nov 5, 2014 21:38
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all my coworkers are mexican. they have nicknamed me "pinchy gordo" after a respected mexican revolutionary.
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Nov 5, 2014 21:47
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a hole-y ghost posted:how rigorous are your factory's tempering procedures??? because poorly tempered glass PISSES ME OFF It's mostly smaller type stuff. For example I spent my whole day inspecting microscope slides and flash light lenses
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Nov 5, 2014 21:48
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Windows 98 posted:It's mostly smaller type stuff. For example I spent my whole day inspecting microscope slides and flash light lenses
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Nov 5, 2014 21:49
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i was contracted to cater a polish wedding once i just asked the local garbage men to drop trash off instead of picking it up
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Nov 5, 2014 21:51
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i used to work with a lot of Portuguese people. well thats my story. goodbye.
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Nov 5, 2014 21:51
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i found a picture of your breakroom OP
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Nov 5, 2014 21:53
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a hole-y ghost posted:oh. do you have a tempering furnace? I don't know I didn't really leave the place I was stationed at and it was only my first day. But if we do I'm gonna throw all the polish ladies inside it and will yell "MERRY KEILBASA!"
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Nov 5, 2014 21:54
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Ask for pierogies. Then get fat. Then become an old person.
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Nov 5, 2014 21:55
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Windows 98 posted:I started a new job today. 80% of the people I work with are old Polish ladies. They sit there and read Polish versions of lovely magazines and play Polish cross word puzzles during break and bicker back and forth. All of them are old and have been asking if I'm married. I have no idea why the entire staff is old Polish ladies either. It's a loving glass and mirror factory Look is it that big of a deal if every Thursday you eat a fillet o' fish at McDonalds? Like is it going to KILL you to do so? No i mean it's fine, right? Don't get stupid about it. But literally every THURSDAY you have to eat a fillet o'fish man. I mean you want to. I mean why WOULDN'T you want to? Nothing wrong with it is there? Just some white bread and a fish patty. Why CAN'T you eat it it? Bullshit. You can eat it. I know you can eat it. Ain't even a religious tolerance thing, you can flat out eat it. Why aren't you eating it? Bull poo poo about your reasons. Eat it. Every Thursday you can gum that bitch down. It's a fish product. A patty. A man. You're the man. gently caress that patty. You can do it america.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:00
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I recently worked in a hospital in an office right next to the housekeeping breakroom which was populated entirely by Ukranian women (of all ages). Here is a complete list of their discussion topics: 1. food 2. cooking 3. recipe trading 4. grocery coupons 5. cooking TV shows 6. some of the younger women were not yet married because they didn't know how to cook Saalkin posted:i used to work with a lot of Portuguese people. The best part of this story was when you worked with those Portuguese people.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:01
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poles are attracted to mirrors and windows, that's probably why they aggregate around glass factories so often. do you have any polish people in your family hostory?
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Nov 5, 2014 22:01
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scalded schlong posted:i found a picture of your breakroom OP This is kinky because they are all squirters. Still, not glass & mirror polish, so deducting points.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:10
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Ork of Fiction posted:This is kinky because they are all squirters. Nice. 
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Nov 5, 2014 22:11
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ghlbtsk posted:I recently worked in a hospital in an office right next to the housekeeping breakroom which was populated entirely by Ukranian women (of all ages). more like worked around portugese people
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Nov 5, 2014 22:12
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I have kielbasa in my fridge. I'm gonna cook it up tonight and then reheat it for lunch tomorrow in the break room. I'm going to pretend like I had no idea kielbasa is Polish.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:13
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Windows 98 posted:I have kielbasa in my fridge. I'm gonna cook it up tonight and then reheat it for lunch tomorrow in the break room. I'm going to pretend like I had no idea kielbasa is Polish. Tell them its Navajo Sausage. Its ethnic.
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Nov 5, 2014 22:14
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