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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
So basically I Copied and Pasted what one of the goons said and put it on craigslist for the lols, will be posting screenshots of the replys on here



Don't forget to thank the Owl Milk avatar goon guy thing.

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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

same

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
THis gon be good. Sunscrubed.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

We'll compare and contrast the replies of creeps from other states! For Science!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

its funny that he obviously got panicked when he realized he had to specify no mexicans and he hosed up typing it

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
+Not Gay

might have been better as

+Not Gay but maybe no touch jo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lol i just read the post and realized it was fake sorry op

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

a hole-y ghost posted:

lol i just read the post and realized it was fake sorry op

If someone dares me, I'll actually follow through with the fake ad I put on craigslist.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
just looking for another straight dude to rub olive oil all over my naked body

nothing gay just two straight dudes hanging out rubbing oil on each other

no mexicans

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Yo soy afrutado

No hanbo, senor

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Sentient Data posted:

+Not Gay

might have been better as

+Not Gay but maybe no touch jo

Luckily I can edit my post, so I fixed it!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
drat dude you are short

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

OMFG FURRY posted:

drat dude you are short

I'm a short little mexican. Also last time I measured my self was like 4 years ago for my freshman Health class. I'm still growing, just haven't measure myself in a while.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

OMFG FURRY posted:

drat dude you are short

craigslist creepos are always short or otherwise circusly, so it helps sell the troll.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
craigslist is cool because the interface feels very pre-2000 geocities esque, also you can find cheap used weights/equipment and cheap good quality wood (dont ever buy poo poo that you cant sterilize) furniture that can just need a bit refurbing

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
GOOD PROGECT: meet the craigslist creepossss EYE ARE ALL!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
its also a platform for schizophrenics to yell at each other on the [alt] message boards

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
[MOD CHALLENGE] get craisgslist murdered

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

a starwar betamax posted:

[MOD CHALLENGE] get craisgslist murdered

What if I'm the murderer?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

TheRatboyGenius posted:

What if I'm the murderer?

then go suicide by cop. it will earn you a no ads upgrade.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Based on a thread a few years ago I posted an ad requesting someone fart on my face, said I would pay money for it too. Got way too many serious replies with one couple saying they'd be "down", and it's their "thing."

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The Craigslist Killer

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

this should be goo,d looking forward to seeing the replies. i am charging up in anticip.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
at first i didnt laugh so i tried making myself but then i started crying i think it was the thread
voted 1 man not cool not cool

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Drink Cheerwine posted:

The Craigslist Killer

The Craigslist Farter

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
next you should do something really banal, like

"I will pay you to make you a sandwich in my kitchen then watch you eat it (not gay)"

or

"will pay big $ to watch you walk across the street (must be at crosswalk)"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ghlbtsk posted:

next you should do something really banal, like

"I will pay you to make you a sandwich in my kitchen then watch you eat it (not gay)"

or

"will pay big $ to watch you walk across the street (must be at crosswalk)"
do this op

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
banal is only one letter away from anal

makes u think

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
if only to see the respondents' questions to you trying to figure out what the 'catch' is.
the catch is that there is no catch

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
will pay you $400 to come to my house and open my mail (max 3 items)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

will pay 285 USD if you come to my house and turn a lightswitch on and then off while I watch (no gay) (no touching)

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Paying $150 for you to draw a little face on your penis and put on a puppetshow

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

TOOT BOOT posted:

Paying $150 for you to draw a little face on your penis and put on a puppetshow

not boring enough

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

will pay $14 (all singles) if youll listen to me explain how a lint screen works while im taking clothes out of the dryer

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I wouldn't even step into your laundry room for less than $138 USD.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Done.

and Done!

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Please post any and all responses!
:f5:

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
I give you dollar to complete for me

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

ghlbtsk posted:

Please post any and all responses!
:f5:

It took long enough but I finally got my first response! Now let's all figure out what I should say to this poor man!

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

TheRatboyGenius posted:

It took long enough but I finally got my first response! Now let's all figure out what I should say to this poor man!

you should say your address and a time that you will be home and ready to receive him and smell his feet

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