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Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
Hey this is a safe space for stupid loving beta males to talk about beta male issues, such as how much you just spent on that jerk's girlfriend's birthday present and you're totally happy with your not-sexhaving life.

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
let,s gently caress

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
I'm having a problem with my printer,...

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like sex, doing sex, and having sex. i like to have sex with a lady, i like it whne a lady does a sex on me, i like the ladies when they talk to me and look at my eyes and dont do an extended blink and look away. i like to talk to ladie

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

tired of assholes? vote for prop 69 (moobs! for FBI)

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

ill vote for moobs


- open the door citizen!

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
itt i am outdated bad science

Jarvisi
Apr 17, 2001

Green is still best.
I'm gay which one of us is a beta I need to know

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:

I'm gay which one of us is a beta I need to know

The one who gets flipped over and told "bite the pillow, bitch, I'm going in dry!"

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:

I'm gay which one of us is a beta I need to know

both

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get on my dick betas, enjoy it, share it, pass it around, but dont hog it

Jarvisi
Apr 17, 2001

Green is still best.

Gunky Junket posted:

The one who gets flipped over and told "bite the pillow, bitch, I'm going in dry!"

We take turns tho

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I used to be a beta but then I realized that women aren't special snowflakes I have to shower with affection and now I'm an elite alpha.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:

We take turns tho

taking turns is beta behavior, alphas take what they want when they want

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Forgall posted:

itt i am outdated bad science

pointing out that the idea of there being beta and alpha males is bullshit is beta as gently caress, bro.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

FreudianSlippers posted:

pointing out that the idea of there being beta and alpha males is bullshit is beta as gently caress, bro.
Actually I'm omega.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
One of these days a woman will be impressed by me never hitting on them and she will ask me out.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
tsundere

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im gamma

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lonesomedwarf posted:

i like sex, doing sex, and having sex. i like to have sex with a lady, i like it whne a lady does a sex on me, i like the ladies when they talk to me and look at my eyes and dont do an extended blink and look away. i like to talk to ladie
we could be so goo together

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




The most I can hope for in life is to be cucked by someone only twice as manly as me. I don't know if I could withstand more than 2x my manliness.

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
I prefer to think of myself as a Steam early access male

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I am the alpha, and the omega.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
alpha plus here with a >150 iq and movie star looks. ask me why i haven't had sex in 7 years.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

we could be so goo together


i cant grow a beard that well

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i guess its subjective but i am referring to length and consistency

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

just realised its not really subjective

Uberskooper
Apr 30, 2007
Skoops up goood

Michael Corleone posted:

alpha plus here with a >150 iq and movie star looks. ask me why i haven't had sex in 7 years.

Is it because you're a whiny little bitch who prefers talking about his lovely poetry rather than loving ladies and eating copious quantities of soma?

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

Michael Corleone posted:

alpha plus here with a >150 iq and movie star looks. ask me why i haven't had sex in 7 years.

Because sex is a sign of weakness?

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
NORMIES

GET OUT

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

i'm more of an epsilon male, op

Valk
Aug 12, 2011

PhantomBowie tapped this @$$

Absalom Baird posted:

NORMIES

GET OUT

wojak pls go

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I never understood this beta poo poo like what does that mean exactly. I understand the definition but what are the criteria for being an alpha

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

mookface posted:

I never understood this beta poo poo like what does that mean exactly. I understand the definition but what are the criteria for being an alpha

the beta-est question

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
>tfw no gf

46 yo KV here
Waiting for my oval office mother to bring me my Hot Pockets

>2014
>not eating Hot Pockets for literally every meal

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Are there beta females or just males?

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
i am a bottom too, op ;-*

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Are trannis allowed in this beta male world?

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
Hey guys. Friendzoned again. Smh.

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Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

LifeSizePotato posted:

i'm more of an epsilon male, op

:frogout:

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