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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
:siren:IMPORTANT STATS!:siren:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWyXN_eltcs

Looks like we're putting SA....back on the map!

In light of these new and exciting recent developments..... allow me to announce todays POSTINGDEMOGRAPHIC that we will br attracting.....


PREPPERS

These bold men and women of the internet are preparing for the looming economic collapse because of our so-called president Obama's socialist rulings..... and they wll be ready when it happens, with a gun, an MRE, a camo fannypack, and probably some candles


I don't know about the rest of you... but i want these guys ON MY SIDE, when the proverbial "S" hits the "F"



SUGGESTED THREAD IDEAS:


how to get women to come down into your bunker....FOR EVER
KID TIPS: kill shots
Diet MREs


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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Prepper Protips:
Squirrels are known as chicken of the woods

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irpoweroutlet
Aug 23, 2005
It's 'Lectric!

quote:


KID TIPS: kill shots


Aim small, miss small.

Fake edit: Now that I think about it, that scene in The Patriot is really hosed up.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

irpoweroutlet posted:

Aim small, miss small.

Fake edit: Now that I think about it, that scene in The Patriot is really hosed up.

Mel Gibson killed twelve different child actors filming that scene :cripes:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
he is a bad man

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
watch those preppers quality of life go absolutely down the toilet when it goes down because they run out of readymade high energy fuel and cant science

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




op your video made me feel really uncomfortable

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

hemale in pain posted:

op your video made me feel really uncomfortable

uncomfortable because ofthe heights to whic hwe are soaring?

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
Prepping is a one way ticket to a self fulfilling prophecy where you hide in a bunker meant to outlive civilization itself, only to die in a shootout with an organized government agency.

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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I don't get it

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

your beard is pretty well groomed for a prepper you sure this isnt a sales pitch?

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

MOOBS! posted:

your beard is pretty well groomed for a prepper you sure this isnt a sales pitch?

:stare: boobs...

Get in my bunker ma'am...

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


no amount of prepping would have prepared me for Friendtalk

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im prepping by playing Organ Trail and i understand the upcoming collapse so much better now

add me on steam and i will give you hints from the knowledge ive accrued, including

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I live in Florida. Any potential bunker would flood with water. And even if it didn't, if the climate goes to Hell for a few more years we're all going be underwater.

I guess we could have a thread about boats and how they'll save your life? Although this sad goon apparently already started one and it did not go so well/help him survive.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3677250
(The OP was about some girl ruining his life and how he wanted to sell everything he owned, by a yacht, and sail around for a while. No crew or sailing experience required.)

Maybe we can start a thread about Cuba being a giant threat to the United States? Can we assassinate Castro? Maybe we should invade them? Or maybe we should set up a military base there to make sure they don't have any short-to-medium range missiles? Heck, let's just start an embargo against them for our corrupt sugar industry to let them know we mean business.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im prepping

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

id like to add people on steam fore friendchat but my posting persona has diverged from my rl persona so much that it would be disappointing and embarrasing

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp

Luvcow posted:

Prepper Protips:
Squirrels are known as chicken of the woods

sorry buddy, this is chicken of the woods (and is also real tasty so you should eat it):

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Skinny King Pimp posted:

sorry buddy, this is chicken of the woods (and is also real tasty so you should eat it):



dont eat it i did and passed out and when i woke up a hobo was having his way with my anoos

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Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
pretty sure that hobo knocked you out to steal your chicken of the woods and then decided that he was gonna just go ahead and do butt stuff since you were right there anyway.

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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
(Eric) Frein D Chat

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Skinny King Pimp posted:

sorry buddy, this is chicken of the woods (and is also real tasty so you should eat it):



tell me the name of it

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

lonesomedwarf posted:

tell me the name of it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laetiporus

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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
the only preppin i do is filling up my gas tank. gonna go bug out with my dad and his guns food water and land. f u got mine. he has already told me that he would not approve of me raiding, but its not like he'll be able to ground me, i am 30 and there wont be any police, so f yeah, raiding it is, anyone wnat to join my group?

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


thanks


Michael Corleone posted:

the only preppin i do is filling up my gas tank. gonna go bug out with my dad and his guns food water and land. f u got mine. he has already told me that he would not approve of me raiding, but its not like he'll be able to ground me, i am 30 and there wont be any police, so f yeah, raiding it is, anyone wnat to join my group?

yes

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Michael Corleone posted:

the only preppin i do is filling up my gas tank. gonna go bug out with my dad and his guns food water and land. f u got mine. he has already told me that he would not approve of me raiding, but its not like he'll be able to ground me, i am 30 and there wont be any police, so f yeah, raiding it is, anyone wnat to join my group?
you can't fool us, we know you live near Akron, home of the Ebola Bridal Tour

i mean none of them caught it but you can't be too careful!

on the other hand in case of apocalypse I plan to march to the Opry and join the band of plucky survivors in the former luxury resort

then get flooded out because lol it's all on the river and climate change

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Are there actual goon survivalists here, or is "prepping" more TFR than GBS?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
max, just call the help line to get your account unbanned, works for me all the time when these glitches happen.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Suicide Sam E. posted:

Are there actual goon survivalists here, or is "prepping" more TFR than GBS?
i have a can of chunky soup in the cabinet, i think that counts

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

CrashCat posted:

i have a can of chunky soup in the cabinet, i think that counts

gl with your cursed food :spooky:

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


whoflungpoop posted:

gl with your cursed food :spooky:
i'm not pictured on the can, the Chunky Soup Curse doesn't apply

though just to be safe I won't handle any sporting equipment when i eat it

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
This is important, please sticky tia

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Bregor posted:

This is important, please sticky tia
it was but we already moved on to the next topic. do try to keep up

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
drat it I was busy all morning and missed PREPTALK and SOUPTALK :smith:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
A good thing to have if your a prepper is someone who can fly a plane. does anyone know anybody like that? who can fliy a plane?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Whirlwind Jones posted:

A good thing to have if your a prepper is someone who can fly a plane. does anyone know anybody like that? who can fliy a plane?
i did but he died tragically in late 2001

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Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

that graph was dope . i feel smart now

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm a doomsday pooper. when doomsday comes i'm gonna poo poo myself

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Buy Gold! It'll be the only currency after it all goes down, man.

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Whirlwind Jones posted:

A good thing to have if your a prepper is someone who can fly a plane. does anyone know anybody like that? who can fliy a plane?

it is me. i am the one who can fly a plane

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